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ASBSECU E93 · 07-21-2016, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You two need to get a bedroom and one of those walk in bathtubs to share.

He's too high maintenance....unlike you, beer and foosball kinda date

We need to hit the Motoplex again when the weather cools. Too freakin hot right now.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-21-2016, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Axius

You two need to get a bedroom and one of those walk in bathtubs to share.

Or, or !!! Now hear me out here...

We can use your soon to be crossbow and collect our insurance money plus any other valuables after his untimely, err, long overdue / put out to pasture demise?

I'll split it with you fifty-fifty... He's been getting a little long in the tooth as of lately anyways...

Come at me brah....

It's about to be that alligator/tadpole thing again

Axius · 07-21-2016, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Or, or !!! Now hear me out here...

We can use your soon to be crossbow and collect our insurance money plus any other valuables after his untimely, err, long overdue / put out to pasture demise?

I'll split it with you fifty-fifty... He's been getting a little long in the tooth as of lately anyways...

I totes hear you. I mean, I wouldn't want to suffer when I'm THAT old and would rather have someone just put me down, seems like the most humane thing we can do at this point.

50/50 is good. The other people I negotiate with want all the earnings to themselves, like 1MOD, he's greedy.

Axius · 07-21-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He's too high maintenance....unlike you, beer and foosball kinda date

We need to hit the Motoplex again when the weather cools. Too freakin hot right now.

Yeah I'm a cheap date, but damnit I'm classy at the same time!

Hell yeah man, that was a riot. Some of them kids knew how to rip. The shifter karts that were out before us would be even better.

We could go to Rush Hour, the indoor track out this way. Haven't been yet but looks pretty sweet.

Joekerr · 07-21-2016, 01:05 PM

ITT: Bunch of one night stands and failed relationships, but the only real relationship developing here is between Axius and ASBSECU E93

Thread Fail.

Axius · 07-21-2016, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

ITT: Bunch of one night stands and failed relationships, but the only real relationship developing here is between Axius and ASBSECU E93

Thread Fail.

Developing? Please, I had him on a hook the first day we met and got beers together.

Also, don't hate on my one nighters. Each one was just as special as the last. If only I could remember their names. Although, there was stinky vag Charise. She'll go down in the history books.

UncleWede · 07-21-2016, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

the mind is always the first thing to go

SECOND thing to go.

Can't remember what first thing was

silvergray545 · 07-21-2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

A lot of companies don't allow inter-work relations, so if you can get the HR girl to bend the rules then you know you're doing something right.

I tried that at my last job. She wasn't having it.

At my current company, there are so many more attractive girls. But I have to act like a responsible human being since I'm supposed to be kind of important or something.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-21-2016, 01:28 PM

Axius - I'm down for a road trip your way! I need to swing by BPC anyway.

Axius · 07-21-2016, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I tried that at my last job. She wasn't having it.

At my current company, there are so many more attractive girls. But I have to act like a responsible human being since I'm supposed to be kind of important or something.

I do not mix work and pleasure. It only asks for trouble. There's a chick that works in back that I know I could easily plow, but she already started saying something to operators. Once she did that, I clarified that I don't even want to talk to her. Then she cried.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius - I'm down for a road trip your way! I need to swing by BPC anyway.

Sweet! I'm out of state until the 1st of the month, so maybe we can plan something the following weekend?

smoosh · 07-21-2016, 08:17 PM

Cute face, huh

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smoosh · 07-21-2016, 08:20 PM

Sorry but....HAHAHAHAHA!!!

1MOREMOD · 07-21-2016, 08:22 PM

Uh

08njSTEP · 07-21-2016, 08:26 PM

Does cute mean rather ugly now. I can't keep up with the new lingo the kids use.

shoei · 07-21-2016, 08:26 PM

He's still gonna get sprung anyways... Giving chicks hope everywhere, one Smoosh at a time...

The Choosey begger · 07-21-2016, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Sorry but....HAHAHAHAHA!!!

U no cleavage shot?

smoosh · 07-21-2016, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

He's still gonna get sprung anyways... Giving chicks hope everywhere, one Smoosh at a time...

I super liked her to give false hope

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1MOREMOD · 07-21-2016, 08:47 PM

That's not a her

smoosh · 07-21-2016, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That's not a her

@///M Power-Belgium buddy, can you confirm if M/F?

Aatish · 07-21-2016, 08:50 PM

It has stubble...

///M Power-Belgium · 07-21-2016, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

I super liked her to give false hope

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smoosh Even the pope is on Tinder and thought...Jesus Christ !

BwoodBMW · 07-21-2016, 08:53 PM

I've got a good feeling about Thalia.

07-21-2016, 01:05 PM	#6715
Joekerr Banned 7922 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	ITT: Bunch of one night stands and failed relationships, but the only real relationship developing here is between Axius and ASBSECU E93 Thread Fail.
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07-21-2016, 08:17 PM	#6721
smoosh fight me bro 2210 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Cute face, huh : Attached Images
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07-21-2016, 08:20 PM	#6722
smoosh fight me bro 2210 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Sorry but....HAHAHAHAHA!!! Attached Images
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07-21-2016, 08:22 PM	#6723
1MOREMOD - 11818 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Uh
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07-21-2016, 08:26 PM	#6724
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	Does cute mean rather ugly now. I can't keep up with the new lingo the kids use.
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07-21-2016, 08:26 PM	#6725
shoei Banned 7778 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	He's still gonna get sprung anyways... Giving chicks hope everywhere, one Smoosh at a time...
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07-21-2016, 08:47 PM	#6728
1MOREMOD - 11818 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	That's not a her
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07-21-2016, 08:50 PM	#6730
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	It has stubble... __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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07-21-2016, 08:53 PM	#6732
BwoodBMW Colonel 1859 Rep 2,537 Posts Drives: EFFEIGHTY Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: LA LA land iTrader: (0)	I've got a good feeling about Thalia.
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