Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

I had a pregnancy scare once.

My world felt like it was crashing down. I saw all of my future cars, homes and gym clothes disappear before my eyes.

I've never been so happy to hear a girl got her period few days later.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I had a pregnancy scare once.

My world felt like it was crashing down. I saw all of my future cars, homes and gym clothes disappear before my eyes.

I've never been so happy to hear a girl got her period few days later.

Nooo, not the gym clothes!!!!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Nooo, not the gym clothes!!!!

: sounds like a pretty good opportunity to get to wear gym clothes. If you cherish them so, you should consider having a brood immediately.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I've never been so happy to hear a girl got her period few days later.

I've been waiting patiently the past couple days for someone to start theirs. Needless to say, I can breathe today.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Axius

I've been waiting patiently the past couple days for someone to start theirs. Needless to say, I can breathe today.

You know what's my method?

I don't let her know I'm scared. After she's told me she's late, I stay cool calm and collected, and a few days later ask her "hey want to come over?" (Clearly to have my way with her)

At which point, I heard the most beautiful phrase in the English language- "I can't, I finally got my period"

Even though I say "awe man that sucks" deep down inside I'm jumping for joy, and celebrate by banging another girl

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Nooo, not the gym clothes!!!!

Gym clothes are expensive!

Yes I buy 100 dollar men leggings. And 60 dollar compression shorts. 6 different pairs, once a month.

Sometimes when I'm too lazy to do laundry, I'll buy new gym clothes at the Nike store too.

What can I say- I like looking good at the gym. :

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Biorin

: sounds like a pretty good opportunity to get to wear gym clothes. If you cherish them so, you should consider having a brood immediately.

No thanks, the average child from 0-18 is about 250k.

That's my hurracan. I'll take the hurracan instead. In my nice Nike clothes. Sometimes under armour. Sometimes adidas.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Gym clothes are expensive!

Yes I but 100 dollar men leggings. And 60 dollar compression shorts. 6 different pairs, once a month.

Sometimes when I'm too lazy to do laundry, I'll buy new gym clothes at the Nike store too.

What can I say- I like looking good at the gym. :

Haha, I bought three pairs of my favorite gym shorts so I wouldn't have to do laundry as often hahahha

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Gym clothes are expensive!

Yes I but 100 dollar men leggings. And 60 dollar compression shorts. 6 different pairs, once a month.

Sometimes when I'm too lazy to do laundry, I'll buy new gym clothes at the Nike store too.

What can I say- I like looking good at the gym. :

With your income, $5k a month in child support?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

With your income, $5k a month in child support?

They'd probably put a hold on my royalties.


It would far exceed 5k, that's for sure.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha, I bought three pairs of my favorite gym shorts so I wouldn't have to do laundry as often hahahha

You're a smart girl. Very smart girl.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You know what's my method?

I don't let her know I'm scared. After she's told me she's late, I stay cool calm and collected, and a few days later ask her "hey want to come over?" (Clearly to have my way with her)

At which point, I heard the most beautiful phrase in the English language- "I can't, I finally got my period"

Even though I say "awe man that sucks" deep down inside I'm jumping for joy

I've done this. Many times.

[1MOREMOD]

Have to pray your girls a slut and taking lots of other jizz?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I've done this. Many times.

Nice omission of the banging someone else to celebrate.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Nice omission of the banging someone else to celebrate.

Good eye!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Since I don't have to travel this weekend, may be a good weekend to misbehave a bit

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Good eye!

Well, it’s not like they're out doing the same.

[MrPrena]

Amatuers....
Just get a Tabasco sauce.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Since I don't have to travel this weekend, may be a good weekend to misbehave a bit

Wrap it up dude.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Amatuers....
Just get a Tabasco sauce.

??

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Wrap it up dude.

Good looking out!

But As stated earlier- Can't get a girl pregnant in the mouth or in the butt.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

??

http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/179369-Dudes-putting-Tabasco-sauce-in-Condoms

People do not want to waste 3500/MO for 18yrs to a female who is not qualified to be a future wife.