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      08-17-2020, 09:54 AM   #6601
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Follow up question - what was dessert?
I'll tell you later but I'm usually not inclined to eat dessert. I'll see what's on offer.
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Shoot me now!

My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

She's really low at the moment. Things have happened that she's struggling with, she has health issues, and she can't work while she recovers. I've been under a lot of pressure at work recently, and I need a break too. So once I have the Diablo titled and registered in Texas, she and I are going for a road trip to Aspen and back for the hell of it.

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Might want to hold off on the trip for a bit, we are having our worst wildfire season in almost 20 years, and a few of them are just North of Aspen around Glenwood Springs. The highway through the state is closed, traffic is being diverted hundreds of miles down to the South etc. Our air is just ash here in Denver, 180 miles away...
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      08-17-2020, 12:33 PM   #6603
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Might want to hold off on the trip for a bit, we are having our worst wildfire season in almost 20 years, and a few of them are just North of Aspen around Glenwood Springs. The highway through the state is closed, traffic is being diverted hundreds of miles down to the South etc. Our air is just ash here in Denver, 180 miles away...
I assumed everything in Colorado was already covered in ash......reefer ash that is.
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      08-17-2020, 02:44 PM   #6605
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say what now?
Pst.....it's legal there.
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      08-17-2020, 04:12 PM   #6606
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Why do I think that Turkish Pickle went cherry-picking in California?

Oh, when is the wedding date, and are you inviting all of your BP buds?????
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Why do I think that Turkish Pickle went cherry-picking in California?

Oh, when is the wedding date, and are you inviting all of your BP buds?????
Interesting choice of wording here. Turkish Pickle care to comment?

.......sorry, had to.
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      08-17-2020, 05:45 PM   #6608
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Why do I think that Turkish Pickle went cherry-picking in California?

Oh, when is the wedding date, and are you inviting all of your BP buds?????
Wasn't my intention to go cherry picking, had no clue. Could tell she wasn't "experienced" in talking with guys but didn't think too much of it. Was a first for me too, never gone cherry picking before.

Wedding: I've been receiving hella comments on "oo Pickle when wedding invite me too" so the guest list is going to be long but I'll be inviting you guys
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      08-17-2020, 11:17 PM   #6609
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Might want to hold off on the trip for a bit, we are having our worst wildfire season in almost 20 years, and a few of them are just North of Aspen around Glenwood Springs. The highway through the state is closed, traffic is being diverted hundreds of miles down to the South etc. Our air is just ash here in Denver, 180 miles away...
Thank you for that - much appreciated!
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      08-17-2020, 11:31 PM   #6610
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You do this because:
A.) you care about her
B.) you are a man, we are gluttons for punishment when it comes to matters of the opposite sex.

Have no expectations on dinner or the trip. If you have no expectation, you won't be disappointed. Just enjoy her company sir.

How did dinner go?
Dinner is tonight - was after midnight when I wrote this and I feel weird about calling "tonight" tomorrow when it's past midnight. We're going to a place called Uchi which is a well known sushi place she's always wanted to go to.

I have no expectations. I just hope it's relaxing and the car doesn't break down!
I just need to know if you trust the valet with the Diablo... I would never let them drive that mfr.
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I'll tell you later but I'm usually not inclined to eat dessert. I'll see what's on offer.
So...how was the evening? Dinner, dessert, pillow talk/crying into a pillow - spill all.
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      08-18-2020, 01:15 PM   #6612
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So...how was the evening? Dinner, dessert, pillow talk/crying into a pillow - spill all.
Indeed! dinonz fill us in.
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Indeed! dinonz fill us in.
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Gentlemen. It has been almost 24 hours since the "dinner" happened. There has been no reply from dinonz. The only logical conclusion I can seemingly draw is that he is too sexually exhausted to reply.

The remaining question is by whom. Palmela or Detailer. Choices, choices.
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      08-18-2020, 07:24 PM   #6615
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I just need to know if you trust the valet with the Diablo... I would never let them drive that mfr.
No valet at this place.
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So...how was the evening? Dinner, dessert, pillow talk/crying into a pillow - spill all.
Ended up having to cancel dinner plans, but she came to my place, we took the Diablo shopping for something innocuous as an excuse, then had dinner delivered and chatted for the evening.
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Gentlemen. It has been almost 24 hours since the "dinner" happened. There has been no reply from dinonz. The only logical conclusion I can seemingly draw is that he is too sexually exhausted to reply.

The remaining question is by whom. Palmela or Detailer. Choices, choices.
I've been busy looking at land as after building a house last year, I decided it would be fun to fuck with myself and do it again.

It's about the only action I get
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      08-19-2020, 12:41 AM   #6618
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Indeed! dinonz fill us in.
I was hoping he filled her, until...

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Ended up having to cancel dinner plans, but she came to my place, we took the Diablo shopping for something innocuous as an excuse, then had dinner delivered and chatted for the evening.
my man, what are your intentions? I'm genuinely confused - I can't tell if you want to be inside her or just be in her inner circle.
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      08-19-2020, 01:04 AM   #6619
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I was hoping he filled her, until...



my man, what are your intentions? I'm genuinely confused - I can't tell if you want to be inside her or just be in her inner circle.
It's less about my plans and more about hers. I planned to be all up in her bits - she planned otherwise.
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Gentlemen. It has been almost 24 hours since the "dinner" happened. There has been no reply from dinonz. The only logical conclusion I can seemingly draw is that he is too sexually exhausted to reply.

The remaining question is by whom. Palmela or Detailer. Choices, choices.
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It's less about my plans and more about hers. I planned to be all up in her bits - she planned otherwise.
I shouldn't have appreciate this but the
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I shouldn't have appreciate this but the made me chuckle a bit.
When things go south sometimes all you can do is see the funny side.
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