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      08-12-2020, 01:40 AM   #6579
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Plot twist:

You land at the airport, a white van is waiting for you with some dudes that say they work for this "girl".

Don't get in the van!!!
I was expecting it to be 213 in the van. Perhaps dressed as a rockman, eating god knows what.
Ahhaha like the i wanna rock music video with mean dad saying hes in vietnam
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      08-12-2020, 01:42 AM   #6580
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My nephew has been struggling to find love recently. Things fall apart because of his beliefs. He is a 'flat Earther.'

We've had countless debates about it. He still doesn't believe me that if the Earth really was flat then cats would push everything off.

Anyhow it got me to thinking it must be a challenge when someone is rigid with their beliefs.

I found this and shared it with him:


https://www.wired.co.uk/article/flat-earth-singles

I don't know how good the site is but it's the thought that counts. I'll eat my hat if he says he found someone on flat Earth singles.
some girls are into that. Just go find a discord server or reddit group and some girls there with short skirts and pony tail that like that
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      08-12-2020, 01:43 AM   #6581
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U like spicy?
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      08-12-2020, 07:38 AM   #6582
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Ahhaha like the i wanna rock music video with mean dad saying hes in vietnam
Yep....exactly.
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      08-12-2020, 09:52 AM   #6583
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U like spicy?
I do like spicy, are you spicy?
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      08-12-2020, 11:51 AM   #6584
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I've had an incredible amount of bad dates. Either it's about me or my chosen ones. I always see the same picture on dates. At first everything goes well, but then when it comes to discussing finances, then problems begin
i always go with no money ehheheheheheh. theres fun stuff like go walk in park and talk at a hike. I bring canned dole pinapple and campbells for lunch. Some of the gmo organic girls run away but im run after them
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i always go with no money ehheheheheheh. theres fun stuff like go walk in park and talk at a hike. I bring canned dole pinapple and campbells for lunch. Some of the gmo organic girls run away but im run after them
Lmao
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      08-12-2020, 01:32 PM   #6586
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I've had an incredible amount of bad dates. Either it's about me or my chosen ones. I always see the same picture on dates. At first everything goes well, but then when it comes to discussing finances, then problems begin
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I've had an incredible amount of bad dates. Either it's about me or my chosen ones. I always see the same picture on dates. At first everything goes well, but then when it comes to discussing finances, then problems begin
You'll have to elaborate...

Finances as in paying for the date or comparing financial status?
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Lmao
I seriously can't tell if every post is a troll or if he is serious. Only reason I think he could be serious about everything he posts is because I know there are teenagers out there that talk/act like this lmao
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I seriously can't tell if every post is a troll or if he is serious. Only reason I think he could be serious about everything he posts is because I know there are teenagers out there that talk/act like this lmao
I think it's a mix, you can tell when he gets a little more serious because then he types of a more refined manner. Regardless it's hilarious haha.
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i always go with no money ehheheheheheh. theres fun stuff like go walk in park and talk at a hike. I bring canned dole pinapple and campbells for lunch. Some of the gmo organic girls run away but im run after them
I feel like I laughed at this harder than I should have. 213 is a champion.
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it all worked out
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it all worked out
Cross country virtual high-five.

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it all worked out
explain "worked out"
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explain "worked out"
It was Wednesday!!!
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It was Wednesday!!!
It was Wednesday! Except this time, after months, I wasn't alone.

She has never gotten this close with anyone before. The inexperience was horrible, no lie, but by the time I left it got much, much better.

Plus the whole time I was there I had a blast. Whether it was stuff she planned, or simply driving down winding roads/canyons, beautiful trip. Just earlier today she said this was the best vacation she ever had without leaving her place. King Rudi probably saw it - but I am no longer a single man.
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It was Wednesday! Except this time, after months, I wasn't alone.

She has never gotten this close with anyone before. The inexperience was horrible, no lie, but by the time I left it got much, much better.

Plus the whole time I was there I had a blast. Whether it was stuff she planned, or simply driving down winding roads/canyons, beautiful trip. Just earlier today she said this was the best vacation she ever had without leaving her place. King Rudi probably saw it - but I am no longer a single man.
Pussy-whipped and proud - I love it!
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Shoot me now!

My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

She's really low at the moment. Things have happened that she's struggling with, she has health issues, and she can't work while she recovers. I've been under a lot of pressure at work recently, and I need a break too. So once I have the Diablo titled and registered in Texas, she and I are going for a road trip to Aspen and back for the hell of it.

Why do I do this
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It was Wednesday! Except this time, after months, I wasn't alone.

She has never gotten this close with anyone before. The inexperience was horrible, no lie, but by the time I left it got much, much better.

Plus the whole time I was there I had a blast. Whether it was stuff she planned, or simply driving down winding roads/canyons, beautiful trip. Just earlier today she said this was the best vacation she ever had without leaving her place. King Rudi probably saw it - but I am no longer a single man.
Well done Pickle! You took the blind leap of faith and it yielded results! She's damn cute man and you guys look great together. I'll leave my opinions to myself as not to jinx anything. Proud of you man!

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Shoot me now!

My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

She's really low at the moment. Things have happened that she's struggling with, she has health issues, and she can't work while she recovers. I've been under a lot of pressure at work recently, and I need a break too. So once I have the Diablo titled and registered in Texas, she and I are going for a road trip to Aspen and back for the hell of it.

Why do I do this
You do this because:
A.) you care about her
B.) you are a man, we are gluttons for punishment when it comes to matters of the opposite sex.

Have no expectations on dinner or the trip. If you have no expectation, you won't be disappointed. Just enjoy her company sir.

How did dinner go?
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Shoot me now!

My detailer and I are going to dinner tomorrow (tonight now really) in the Diablo. Lambo pants are coming out. But that's not the worst of it.

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How did dinner go?
Follow up question - what was dessert?
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You do this because:
A.) you care about her
B.) you are a man, we are gluttons for punishment when it comes to matters of the opposite sex.

Have no expectations on dinner or the trip. If you have no expectation, you won't be disappointed. Just enjoy her company sir.

How did dinner go?
Dinner is tonight - was after midnight when I wrote this and I feel weird about calling "tonight" tomorrow when it's past midnight. We're going to a place called Uchi which is a well known sushi place she's always wanted to go to.

I have no expectations. I just hope it's relaxing and the car doesn't break down!
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