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      10-01-2015, 12:48 PM   #6579
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Not at all. I believe I clicked on New Posts and wallah...addiction level 10 enabled.
Dude that was like so 10 pages ago.
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Depends who , but I did it yes , and more than ones and with succes .
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Sara or Shea can attest to this, but the girls here are a bit more sophisticated in their gold diggery, and thus the approach vector has to be more gentle and 87% less cheesy.
You are right about this because I said above..."Depends who ".
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Maybe it's time to build that ladder or maybe another time machine to take more pics in the past. Can I request one with Marilyn Monroe while you tell her those cheesy lines?
Sounds perfect , would love I could do that .
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      10-01-2015, 12:52 PM   #6582
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Dude that was like so 10 pages ago.
OCD is hard work...
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      10-01-2015, 12:54 PM   #6583
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lol.

I was actually referencing the new Pizza Hut commercial where half of the pizza is free. Dad says he wonders which half is free, kid says, probably the bottom.
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      10-01-2015, 02:20 PM   #6584
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First test has to do with drawing ability. Specifically the ability to draw a european ladder dick.
Well, I don't see how this is going to prove how awesome I am, but I guess I'll play along with your silly antics.

I call it "Laddering In The Park of Europe"

Believe it or not, the clouds took more time to draw than the face.
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Well, I don't see how this is going to prove how awesome I am, but I guess I'll play along with your silly antics.

I call it "Laddering In The Park of Europe"

Believe it or not, the clouds took more time to draw than the face.
I see you would love to get banned ?
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      10-01-2015, 02:39 PM   #6586
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I see you would love to get banned ?
Why would I love that? You brought up dick ladder. You're European AND saving a kitten stuck in a tree. I think It's pretty glamorous.
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      10-01-2015, 02:40 PM   #6587
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Well, I don't see how this is going to prove how awesome I am, but I guess I'll play along with your silly antics.

I call it "Laddering In The Park of Europe"

Believe it or not, the clouds took more time to draw than the face.


This is good work. How much for a 20x30 print? lol
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This is good work. How much for a 20x30 print? lol
Well, I don't want to hurt Belgies feelings, so I'll offer this one free of charge. I just need your SSN and mothers maiden name so I can mail it to you.

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This is good work. How much for a 20x30 print? lol
Well, I don't want to hurt Belgies feelings, so I'll offer this one free of charge. I just need your SSN and mothers maiden name so I can mail it to you.
You'll have to reduce the muscle size now
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      10-01-2015, 03:09 PM   #6590
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Well, I don't want to hurt Belgies feelings, so I'll offer this one free of charge. I just need your SSN and mothers maiden name so I can mail it to you.
This one doesn't touch me in the feels as much as the oriingal, but i'll take it.

Maiden name is: Squatqueef

SS is: 58008
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      10-01-2015, 03:22 PM   #6591
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Well, I don't want to hurt Belgies feelings, so I'll offer this one free of charge. I just need your SSN and mothers maiden name so I can mail it to you.
Think you need to pull the clouds out of your eyes from that picture , because I was not talking about my and your idiot picture !

I don't give a damn shit about your foolish behavior , because I was not reffering to your childish behavior but to your "post numbers" !?!?!

In other words...
I saw your post numbers are on 0
So I was asking if you would love to get banned , because I think the mods don't even know you are on here ...
How I know this ?
I saw a guy on here and he was banned at least 6-7 times and perm , of course he comes always back on ...but with your problem !
And how ?
With a 0 post number or with more than 1000 appreciates in one single day !
BTW....I need to say my foolish pic looks better than yours ..yours looks really dated and from the 60's .
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Well, I don't want to hurt Belgies feelings, so I'll offer this one free of charge. I just need your SSN and mothers maiden name so I can mail it to you.
Think you need to pull the clouds out of your eyes from that picture , because I was not talking about my and your idiot picture !

I don't give a damn shit about your foolish behavior , because I was not reffering to your childish behavior but to your "post numbers" !?!?!

In other words...
I saw your post numbers are on 0
So I was asking if you would love to get banned , because I think the mods don't even know you are on here ...
How I know this ?
I saw a guy on here and he was banned at least 6-7 times and perm , of course he comes always back on ...but with your problem !
And how ?
With a 0 post number or with more than 1000 appreciates in one single day !
BTW....I need to say my foolish pic looks better than yours ..yours looks really dated and from the 60's .
Why can't this newbie have 0 posts? He probably lurks in the 1series forum but only contributes to Off Topic where posts don't count. :
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Maybe it's time to build that ladder or maybe another time machine to take more pics in the past. Can I request one with Marilyn Monroe while you tell her those cheesy lines?
Dude are you blind ?
The pic of my ID has a date on it , left corner below on the ID !
Before to talk more shit of other people , you would better post a pic of yours.
Too chicken bro to post a pic of your big mouth ?
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Why can't this newbie have 0 posts? He probably lurks in the F30 forum but only contributes to Off Topic where posts don't count. :
I saw even more....
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Tonka don't buy it, that's a cheap fake of the original
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The power of boners is strong in this thread.
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What half of beautiful Biorin is Asian?
The 1/2 part .
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Maybe it's time to build that ladder or maybe another time machine to take more pics in the past. Can I request one with Marilyn Monroe while you tell her those cheesy lines?
Dude are you blind ?
The pic of my ID has a date on it , left corner below on the ID !
Before to talk more shit of other people , you would better post a pic of yours.
Too chicken bro to post a pic of your big mouth ?
Oh I didn't see the date so here it is again for others.
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Oh I didn't see the date so here it is again for others.
Why is this still an issue
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Belg wanted us to notice his "date" not in the ID photo. Can't u guys understand with his accent???
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