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      02-16-2016, 10:02 AM   #639
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1)Stop being so damn fickle with my car situation. And finish up preproduction before deadline on Thursday so I can go home.

2) can't function without breakfast. Usually the biggest meal for me- which before heavy deadlifts/squats day- I'll eat pizza (half of a large) before with a big bowl of grapes and a protein shake. (Remember my sleep schedule is reversed) best way to wake up! Morning sex would make it even better (and fasted cardio- 2 for 1)

3) a penguin, because they're cute like me.
What did you decide on the car? Are you coming to the i-Side? AND Keeping the M6!!
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DUDE!!!

Try doing work on the internet in a hotel after 11 pm. Sorry, all of the bandwidth is taken up with the digitized junk photo's and straight up porn. Be kind to your fellow travelers and just purchase the movie on the TV!

The entire internet is converging to a single point and that point is the delivery of porn.
At work, like 10 years ago, at one of our training events they helpfully explained that, while we are entitled to rent a move every third day of travel, "even the people who process our expenses in India know that a normal movies does not cost $10." (Or whatever that number was. hah)
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This is fascinating.
My first observation is that I expected more from a Frenchman. C'mon dude. You cannot do better than "this is wot u miss"? REALLY?

Also, now I know why my Internet slows down. I always thought it was people watching YouTube and Netflix. It isn't. It is all these digitized cocks clogging up Cyberspace. This makes Gibson's vision of a highly immersive and visualized "cyberspace" even more dystopian. Every time you "jacked in", you'd be flying through a swarm of dicks. THIS is why we cannot have nice things. Thanks pervs.
DUDE!!!

Try doing work on the internet in a hotel after 11 pm. Sorry, all of the bandwidth is taken up with the digitized junk photo's and straight up porn. Be kind to your fellow travelers and just purchase the movie on the TV!

The entire internet is converging to a single point and that point is the delivery of porn.
Oops-

Sorry guys. I'll try to be more mindful about my porn usage.

Sometimes I just like switching from "thick black chick rides white cock" to "tiny Asian woman pounded doggy" in the same session- something the tv could never do
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Oops-

Sorry guys. I'll try to be more mindful about my porn usage.

Sometimes I just like switching from "thick black chick rides white cock" to "tiny Asian woman pounded doggy" in the same session- something the tv could never do
Try the mash up... "thick black chick watches white chick ride tiny asian cock"... saves bandwidth.
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1)Stop being so damn fickle with my car situation. And finish up preproduction before deadline on Thursday so I can go home.

2) can't function without breakfast. Usually the biggest meal for me- which before heavy deadlifts/squats day- I'll eat pizza (half of a large) before with a big bowl of grapes and a protein shake. (Remember my sleep schedule is reversed) best way to wake up! Morning sex would make it even better (and fasted cardio- 2 for 1)

3) a penguin, because they're cute like me.
What did you decide on the car? Are you coming to the i-Side? AND Keeping the M6!!
Unless you're funding it- I can only keep one. I could PROBABLY swing both financially, but it makes no sense considering I barely have enough time for one, let alone two.

Just trying to decide which I'll enjoy considering I'll be taking time off soon.
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At work, like 10 years ago, at one of our training events they helpfully explained that, while we are entitled to rent a move every third day of travel, "even the people who process our expenses in India know that a normal movies does not cost $10." (Or whatever that number was. hah)

Sounds like my old travel department. I told my direct reports that their viewing habits are not my business but please put it on a separate card and do a general expense for the amount. (Under $25 requires no receipts and I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!)
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Unless you're funding it- I can only keep one. I could PROBABLY swing both financially, but it makes no sense considering I barely have enough time for one, let alone two.

Just trying to decide which I'll enjoy considering I'll be taking time off soon.
If you were closer in age to my daughter we might be able to work something out!!

Seriously, I know your current vehicle is an absolute monster but the i8 experience is not to be discounted. You won't have a single moment of regret if you decide to move in that direction. I guarantee this.
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Unless you're funding it- I can only keep one. I could PROBABLY swing both financially, but it makes no sense considering I barely have enough time for one, let alone two.

Just trying to decide which I'll enjoy considering I'll be taking time off soon.
If you were closer in age to my daughter we might be able to work something out!!

Seriously, I know your current vehicle is an absolute monster but the i8 experience is not to be discounted. You won't have a single moment of regret if you decide to move in that direction. I guarantee this.
Damn me and my old 27 year old self! but I feel you, despite not being a heavy drinker- I'd like my gf to be able to drink legally

I told myself I'd make up my mind last month, but works kept me so busy that I'm really in no rush, as long as it's a decision I make by the time I'm on vacation mode in a few weeks. Then it's two months of long cruises, two a days in the gym, and just catch up on my youth I sort of missed out on

I'm honestly leaning towards it. Had a 2014 m6 before, change is always good.
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1. To be able to throw down a 40k bike ride in 1 hour.

2. Eggs, any kind (not over done). Bacon, thick & juicy. Potatoes, crispy on the outside with near mashed consistency on the inside. Cheese, sharp and spicy.

3. Half gazelle, half male lion. Because the thrill of the chase is awesome, both ways. And all women, willing to admit it or not, want to be bitten on the back of the neck when being railed from behind.

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Damn me and my old 27 year old self! but I feel you, I need my gf to be able to drink legally

I told myself I'd make up my mind last month, but works kept me so busy that I'm really in no rush, as long as it's a decision I make by the time I'm on vacation mode in a few weeks. Then it's two months of long cruises, two a days in the gym, and just catch up on my youth I sort of missed out on

I'm honestly leaning towards it. Had a 2014 m6 before, change is always good.
If I were you I'd consider doing a 1 year lease with the end-game being to swing one of the 100th Anniversary i8's and hope that has evolved to a higher power model with some ///M bits and bobs.

Just my .02.
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3. If you could be any animal, which would you choose and why?
Phil would be a horse so you'd ride him and beat him with a stick. Just sayin...
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Damn me and my old 27 year old self! but I feel you, I need my gf to be able to drink legally

I told myself I'd make up my mind last month, but works kept me so busy that I'm really in no rush, as long as it's a decision I make by the time I'm on vacation mode in a few weeks. Then it's two months of long cruises, two a days in the gym, and just catch up on my youth I sort of missed out on

I'm honestly leaning towards it. Had a 2014 m6 before, change is always good.
If I were you I'd consider doing a 1 year lease with the end-game being to swing one of the 100th Anniversary i8's and hope that has evolved to a higher power model with some ///M bits and bobs.

Just my .02.
Does BMW do 1 year leases? I have a fear of commitment apparently.

I was considering doing a 2 year single pay lease, dealership actually still has my deposit- but a 1 year lease would absolutely solve my problems. I don't like the color red though - so the 1 of 100 is out

If the i8 is the winner- it'll be white or grey. No idea what the package is called- but I want the frozen grey trim- not the baby blue.
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Phil would be a horse so you'd ride him and beat him with a stick. Just an educated guess...
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Does BMW do 1 year leases? I have a fear of commitment apparently.

I was considering doing a 2 year single pay lease, dealership actually still has my deposit- but a 1 year lease would absolutely solve my problems. I don't like the color red though - so the 1 of 100 is out

If the i8 is the winner- it'll be white or grey. No idea what the package is called- but I want the frozen grey trim- not the baby blue.
See if they will offer a one year, one pay lease. Do the math and walk in with a check already written for your calculation, less $2000.

Dude, you want this:
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Does BMW do 1 year leases? I have a fear of commitment apparently.

I was considering doing a 2 year single pay lease, dealership actually still has my deposit- but a 1 year lease would absolutely solve my problems. I don't like the color red though - so the 1 of 100 is out

If the i8 is the winner- it'll be white or grey. No idea what the package is called- but I want the frozen grey trim- not the baby blue.
See if they will offer a one year, one pay lease. Do the math and walk in with a check already written for your calculation, less $2000.

Dude, you want this:
How tall are you? Did you find getting in/out of it awkward at first?

I'm 5'10 and that thing is LOW even for my average height. I read on here there's a "technique" where you sit back into it and sort of let yourself "fall" into the seat
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How tall are you? Did you find getting in/out of it awkward at first?

I'm 5'10 and that thing is LOW even for my average height. I read on here there's a "technique" where you sit back into it and sort of let yourself "fall" into the seat
I'm 5'11" and I have no trouble, whatsoever. My old boss who is 6'4" got in with no problems as well.

That is the technique I use as the range of motion in my hips kinda restricts me in a couple of ways. Some people simply step into is like a normal car. Exiting is the biggest challenge.

Gotta go and meet with the IRS now. (A good meeting.)
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Phil would be a horse so you'd ride him and beat him with a stick. Just sayin...
Alex that's the advantage of sleeping with a horsewoman ,they are actually a wild thing and I can know it
But the part with the stick I'll keep that for her ass !
Sorry Sara it's kinda defend us ...
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1. Yes. A LOT.
2. From Lups. It's is fucking massive, though - I'd share it with people if I had one like that too.
3. As Sara said, it depends. Depends on the dick, depends on the person, depends on the mood. Seeing how hard someone you're into gets for you, usually a turn on. Dude I met briefly who sent me a picture of his boner captioned "this is wot u miss" (he was French) after I stopped responding to his texts, weird/creepy/hilarious.
I would have never guessed that ASBSECU E93 was a Frenchman. The more you know...


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it is ridiculous.... the calls I get on social media violations and stupid kids
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Wait... You violate social media standards - and it is related to kids. *shudders*
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1. While I admire Dr. Evil, my goals are not as high. I aspire to continue climbing the professional ladder of life (amongst it's politics) so as to live a very comfortable life.

2. A good, strong cup of coffee and a protein shake.

3. A tiger as they are majestic, strong, and self-sufficient.
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