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      07-05-2011, 02:54 PM   #45
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I was riding in my limo in Beverly Hills a couple years ago when I saw her walking around. She was beautiful and I became mesmerized by her. I told my driver to stop and so I struck up a conversation with her. The niche was that she was a hooker. Lol. But after a small fight we reunited and got married. It was pretty funny, I climbed a ladder to get to her apartment and almost fell. Haha.
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I was riding in my limo in Beverly Hills a couple years ago when I saw her walking around. She was beautiful and I became mesmerized by her. I told my driver to stop and so I struck up a conversation with her. The niche was that she was a hooker. Lol. But after a small fight we reunited and got married. It was pretty funny, I climbed a ladder to get to her apartment and almost fell. Haha.
not sure if serious.........
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      07-05-2011, 02:56 PM   #47
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not sure if serious.........
Don't try a detective field as a career.
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      07-05-2011, 02:57 PM   #48
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He's a little out of the loop... he was a Casey Anthony juror.
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I was riding in my limo in Beverly Hills a couple years ago when I saw her walking around. She was beautiful and I became mesmerized by her. I told my driver to stop and so I struck up a conversation with her. The niche was that she was a hooker. Lol. But after a small fight we reunited and got married. It was pretty funny, I climbed a ladder to get to her apartment and almost fell. Haha.
obvious lie is obvious. you didn't take the limo. you took the ferrari out that night.
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      07-05-2011, 03:03 PM   #51
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obvious lie is obvious. you didn't take the limo. you took the ferrari out that night.
I believe it was the Lotus.....
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Don't try a detective field as a career.
looks like my sarcasm showed you who's boss.......
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I believe it was the Lotus.....
It was definitely a manual transmission Lotus Esprit.
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I believe it was the Lotus.....
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How'd the rest of the dream go?
been together for almost 3 years now
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Bowling alley.. Telling the story in person always gets a weird look when we say it like that... lol
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At work. It was hard and there definitely was drama working together and all, but she's amazing and I'd do it all over again (minus the stupid mistakes I made) if I had to cause she's worth it.
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My girlfriend found I was single from a mutual friend and invited me to a Frat House party on the CS Fullerton Frat row. Got there having no idea someone there liked me. At some point we all end up in the breeze-way for a smoke, I burped, I had been drinking beer, she moves closer to me. Every burp she gets closer until she's in my lap and were making out. Still together going on 9 years...
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      07-05-2011, 05:06 PM   #59
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My girlfriend found I was single from a mutual friend and invited me to a Frat House party on the CS Fullerton Frat row. Got there having no idea someone there liked me. At some point we all end up in the breeze-way for a smoke, I burped, I had been drinking beer, she moves closer to me. Every burp she gets closer until she's in my lap and were making out. Still together going on 9 years...
Burping attracts girls?
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My girlfriend found I was single from a mutual friend and invited me to a Frat House party on the CS Fullerton Frat row. Got there having no idea someone there liked me. At some point we all end up in the breeze-way for a smoke, I burped, I had been drinking beer, she moves closer to me. Every burp she gets closer until she's in my lap and were making out. Still together going on 9 years...
gotta see pics of the chick that made out with a drunk guy at a frat house after the guy burped beer............
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Burping attracts girls?
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gotta see pics of the chick that made out with a drunk guy at a frat house after the guy burped beer............
I wouldn't hardly call it a Frat party as only one of the guys in the house actually attended CSUF. I said I burped, which I do often, doesn't mean I was drunk...

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A girl I dated a few time in HS and took her to homecoming, and did not like the fact her mom liked me too much and wanted her to marry me, so she introduces me to her best friend she worked with in hopes I would ask her out which I did so she dumped me and told her mom I like this other girl so the mother would hate me...

So I married the best friend years later after dating all through college.
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      07-05-2011, 06:01 PM   #63
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looks like my sarcasm showed you who's boss.......
lol, nice try man
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I wouldn't hardly call it a Frat party
why yes, yes you did.......

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I said I burped, which I do often, doesn't mean I was drunk...
so went to a frat party at CSF and "weren't drunk" !?!?

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