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      08-30-2010, 07:08 PM   #45
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LOL total fail, I dont know why it wont load..
because you didn't do it correctly
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      08-30-2010, 07:42 PM   #46
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I doubt you'd want to see that...imagine an Arby's roast beef sandwich turned sideways.
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      08-30-2010, 09:16 PM   #47
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This is how whores like Sara should be treated.

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      08-30-2010, 09:45 PM   #48
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      08-30-2010, 10:50 PM   #49
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This is how whores like Sara should be treated.

lol haha
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      08-30-2010, 10:58 PM   #50
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I still believe in "ladies first" so if the bitch doesn't at least offer to pay from time to time, it's over.
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      08-30-2010, 11:16 PM   #52
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I still believe in "ladies first" so if the bitch doesn't at least offer to pay from time to time, it's over.
Unfortunately these "ladies" don't believe in their womanly duties in return...all they want is to take take take.
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      08-30-2010, 11:23 PM   #53
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doug = poster of the year imo
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      08-31-2010, 12:07 AM   #54
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LOL total fail, I dont know why it wont load..
Perhaps like this:

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      08-31-2010, 12:25 AM   #55
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One of my friends never expects me to pay, but I always throw out the offer to her. I told her I can't do it all the time, but I tell her, as a gentleman, I must at least make the offer sometimes She hates taking the offer, but I'll insist sometimes and pay out of being just a nice person.

If a girl ever expects me to pay, she's not worth my time. I've got another friend who will actually pay for me sometimes. It is very nice of her. She'll tell me "I'm making more money than you are right now. Let me pay." It's nice.
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      08-31-2010, 12:38 AM   #56
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doug = poster of the year imo
If I had the monetary funds, I would resurrect The Man Show and hire Doug as the host to derogate all bitches, sluts, smuts, tramps, whores, slores, hoes, and tricks.
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      08-31-2010, 02:43 AM   #57
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to the OP, clearly the girls you are hanging out w/ have ZERO respect for you. If I were you, in order to get your balls back, take the one girl out who has been taking the most advantage of you, order up like its your last meal. Once you are done eating, say you are going to the bathroom. Then go back you your car, leave, then text her, its her turn to pay now, kthanxbai. turn off your phone, then meet w/ friends so you can all share the goodies of messages you have once you turn it back on
If any of you listen to Z100 in the morning, then a story like this would be quite familiar. One of the people who worked at the radio station asked a one of these gold digging bitches out on a date. They went to a fairly decent restaurant. Not too expensive, but not too cheap for a first date. The bitch he invited almost ordered one of everything on the menu. When it came time for the bill, she just pushed it towards him and expected him to pay for all 10 meals (or whatever it was) that she ordered. He excused himself to the bathroom, paid for his portion of the meal up front and ditched her.

Here's the funny part... When they aired this story, about 80% of the listeners thought what he did was wrong and that he should have paid everything. Just ridiculous if you ask me.
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      08-31-2010, 08:04 AM   #58
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you got ass rape my friend. drop those bitches and find better one.

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I mean so far I've always paid when i go out with a girlfriend, but what really annoys me is when they don't even offer to pay or pick up the tab once. We go out to restaurants and movies like 2-3 times a week, and im no Bill Gates since I have car payments, insurance and College to pay for lol.

edit: I do think though , that when I graduate and get a decent job these things wouldn't come to my attention.
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This reminds me of a time when I was at a bar in Richmond, VA and this random girl walks up to me and says "Hey! Want to buy me a drink?!?"

At first I was like wtf did this hoe just try and turn me into a bitch??? As I was about to tear into her I stoped then said "Sure!"

As I proceed to order a drink from the bartender I turn around and notice that she has gathered a small group of female friends around her. I yell out, "do you girls wanna do shots instead!?"

And they were all like "Yea!" in a very happy fashion and proceeded to start dancing with themselves like they made out like bandits. When the shots came, I passed them around then walk away. As I start to walk away, one of them asked "wait, what's is it?" I say, "Water."

dumb bitches.
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      08-31-2010, 09:13 AM   #60
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If any of you listen to Z100 in the morning, then a story like this would be quite familiar. One of the people who worked at the radio station asked a one of these gold digging bitches out on a date. They went to a fairly decent restaurant. Not too expensive, but not too cheap for a first date. The bitch he invited almost ordered one of everything on the menu. When it came time for the bill, she just pushed it towards him and expected him to pay for all 10 meals (or whatever it was) that she ordered. He excused himself to the bathroom, paid for his portion of the meal up front and ditched her.

Here's the funny part... When they aired this story, about 80% of the listeners thought what he did was wrong and that he should have paid everything. Just ridiculous if you ask me.
One of my teacher in HS is gave me the idea, since he did it to one of his exs. Things like this need to be done from time to time, to remind women that just cause they have a pussy doesnt mean they make the rules
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      08-31-2010, 03:07 PM   #61
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lol doug. I'm glad 99% of this board doesn't constantly feed her attention anymore.
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hello Sara, are you reading? lul
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This reminds me of a time when I was at a bar in Richmond, VA and this random girl walks up to me and says "Hey! Want to buy me a drink?!?"

At first I was like wtf did this hoe just try and turn me into a bitch??? As I was about to tear into her I stoped then said "Sure!"

As I proceed to order a drink from the bartender I turn around and notice that she has gathered a small group of female friends around her. I yell out, "do you girls wanna do shots instead!?"

And they were all like "Yea!" in a very happy fashion and proceeded to start dancing with themselves like they made out like bandits. When the shots came, I passed them around then walk away. As I start to walk away, one of them asked "wait, what's is it?" I say, "Water."

dumb bitches.
that's freaking great, I gotta remember that one
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      08-31-2010, 10:49 PM   #64
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Are you fucking kidding me?

Stupid female.

That's about all you're good for, a nice warm hole to stick a dick. Just like every other typical American skank.


Women expecting men to pay all of the time is just an extension of selective equality. "We want completely equal treatment to men, we want the same jobs, we want to be paid the same wages, we don't want to wear a bra, Blah Blah Blah ... But you can't include us in the draft, you have to pay for us all the time, and we don't have to own up for shit. After all, we are just frail ditzy women."

If I'm in a relationship with a girl and she lives elsewhere, I pay 85% of the time (never on the first few encounters though, I cannot STAND it when women expect men to pay just because they're there with them. Once it becomes a date, I pay) and she pays the rest of the time. If she were living with me, I'd expect us to split our incomes like adults. I'm not gonna bust my back on top of a double major while she gets Oprah rich.

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Cause we have the pussy
If any woman ever uses this, or "because I'm a girl" as an excuse for why I should do something, I say "Prove it." Clears that shit up real quick.

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lol doug. I'm glad 99% of this board doesn't constantly feed her attention anymore.
me too. i remember the leg humping of last year. haha
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