Virginity Lost

Park2670 · 09-02-2008, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by scottwww

I don't know Sara504 at all, so you guys probably know her better than I.

I dated Sara for 9 months. I know better

Sara · 09-02-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Tara_Bell

this is the reason girls are given a bad rep around these kinds of forums. Either answer the question or don't. Playing the "I'm a woman and I am so cute and all the guys on the forum will chase me around cause I posted that I'm still a virgin" card is ridiculous.

No offense, but seriously, come on.

ukthunderace · 09-02-2008, 10:22 AM

14...she was 19.

Sara, looks like you really do drive men crazy and some women too, probably just not how you intended.

Sara · 09-02-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ukthunderace

14...she was 19.

Sara, looks like you really do drive men crazy and some women too, probably just not how you intended.

a 19 yr old sleeping with a 14 yr old... She's messed up

bmwturbopower · 09-02-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

a 19 yr old sleeping with a 14 yr old... She's messed up

for as guy thats a dream come true. Like hooking up with a hot teacher.

Park2670 · 09-02-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JNic335i

for as guy thats a dream come true. Like hooking up with a hot teacher.

I told her the same exact thing!

Sara · 09-02-2008, 12:01 PM

That's rape though!

!Xoible · 09-02-2008, 12:03 PM

i lost it, then i found it again. so im good now

E92-Lighting · 09-02-2008, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Tara_Bell

this is the reason girls are given a bad rep around these kinds of forums. Either answer the question or don't. Playing the "I'm a woman and I am so cute and all the guys on the forum will chase me around cause I posted that I'm still a virgin" card is ridiculous.

No offense, but seriously, come on.

i think tara does have a point

GME92 · 09-02-2008, 12:05 PM

A man's a reborn virgin every time he showers.

!Xoible · 09-02-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GME92

A man's a reborn virgin every time he showers.

man knows things.... yah dude... how can u tell if im virgin or not? there's no way

GME92 · 09-02-2008, 12:17 PM

If only our penis can grow bigger and wider everytime...LOL...

!Xoible · 09-02-2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GME92

If only our penis can grow bigger and wider everytime...LOL...

it does... but then it deflates again

Park2670 · 09-02-2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

it does... but then it deflates again

So this is normal? Good thing

SES_D · 09-02-2008, 12:40 PM

lol wtf @ this thread...hahahaha i can't believe i read all the posts.

easyman · 09-02-2008, 12:42 PM

14 she was 15

!Xoible · 09-02-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Park2670

So this is normal? Good thing

so ur the other guy that voted still a virgin

HI

Neurorad · 09-02-2008, 12:44 PM

This thread reminds me of an Onion bit about how marriage legitimizes sex.

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Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife
NOVEMBER 19, 1997 | ISSUE 32•16
NASHUA, NH—Pastor Bob Snowdon, of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church in Nashua, is a man of deep religious and moral convictions. He derives great satisfaction from his various parish duties—reciting the liturgy, giving holy communion, and performing the sacrament of baptism. But nothing delights him quite like his favorite activity of all: fucking Emily Snowdon, his holy-wedded wife of 19 years.

"The Holy Bible sanctifies the bond between a man and a woman in matrimony as a sacred union," Snowdon said. "And there is nothing so smiled upon by our Lord than the love and caring that is shared when a man fucks his lawfully wedded bride. Just thinking about it makes me want to zip home for a few minutes and fuck Emily right now."

According to the 53-year-old "Pastor Bob," even though he typically fucks his wife twice each morning, he still very much looks forward to fucking her again when he gets home. "After a long, hard day of worshiping in the house of our Lord, tending to the emotional needs of my parishioners, and visiting the sick and elderly so that they too might know in their hearts the light of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ," Snowdon said, "there is nothing in this world I enjoy more than coming home and fucking the red out of my wife's hair. I love to give it to her any way she wants it, as hard as she can take it. My favorite is when she climbs on top and jerks her hips up and down on me as she fucks."

What's more, it seems that Emily enjoys the fucking almost as much as her husband. "I've got to admit it," she said, "I love to get fucked." Emily stressed, however, that the sort of wild fucking in which she and her husband regularly partake is only acceptable when performed within the confines of a church-sanctioned marriage. "I am saddened, deeply saddened, when I hear of the young girls of today, engaging in sexual activities such as heavy petting or necking before they are wedlock-bound," she said. "It is so
sad to see the beauty and purity of the act of fucking despoiled by this sort of premarital impropriety. If only these young girls would wait until they have
taken the marriage vows and then, and only then, start fucking like there was no tomorrow."

According to Snowdon, some of his favorite places to fuck his wife include the pantry, shower, woodshed, basement laundry-room area, living-room sofa, and even, he added with a sly wink, the bedroom. "All of our children are grown now and have families of their own, God bless them," he said, "so we can pretty much fuck anywhere we please in the whole darn house."

So enamored is he of his wife-fucking hobby, Snowdon said he would recommend fucking to just about anyone. "So long as the fucking is done within the sacred bond of matrimony, I say, 'Fuck away.'" Snowdon said. "But if you're not married, please, whatever you do, don't fuck anybody. An eternity of sin and punishment await those who fuck without church sanction."

Though fucking has been a lifelong interest for Snowdon, he stressed that he had faithfully abstained from sex and resisted the intense urge to fuck women
until his bond with Emily was formally cemented with marital vows before the eyes of God 19 years ago. "Naturally, before my marriage, I wanted to fuck other women: Sally Lindemier, my senior-year prom date; Susan Helgstrom, the receptionist at my parents' church; even Sheila Bernhauser, my old Bible-study teacher. I would have gladly fucked any one of those lovely, God-fearing women. Yet I knew that my fuck-urges were impure and sinful, and that it was my duty as a Christian to resist them until the day of my wedding to my beloved Emily."

"But once I was married, my lust became sanctified in my heart and in the eyes of the Lord," he said. "And, from that day forth, I began fucking the holy
heck out of my wife whenever and wherever I could, as often as possible. It is a practice I continue to this day."

"Emily is a good, kind, Christian woman," Snowdon added. "But let there be no mistake: She is also one furious fuck-mama, as well." Pastor Bob and his wife both stressed that, of course, abortion is a terrible sin, as is homosexuality, group sex, anal sex, oral sex, phone sex, pornography, and all forms of contraception.

ukthunderace · 09-02-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

That's rape though!

No, not really. I was on top the first time...she waited until the third or 4th time to get on top.

Besides, it happened in Gulfport...the age of consent back then was 14.

GME92 · 09-02-2008, 01:14 PM

^^WTF?? Was that a real article or a joke? LOL.

DougLikesBMW · 09-02-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GME92

^^WTF?? Was that a real article or a joke? LOL.

+1 LOL!

AllydNYC · 09-02-2008, 07:23 PM

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View Poll Results: How od were you when you lost your virginity?
Under 12 years old	4	2.53%
12 years old	3	1.90%
13 years old	5	3.16%
14 years old	8	5.06%
15 years old	22	13.92%
16 years old	29	18.35%
17 years old	25	15.82%
18 years old	24	15.19%
19 years old	13	8.23%
20 years old	2	1.27%
21 years old	9	5.70%
Over 21 years old	3	1.90%
I am still a virgin!	11	6.96%
Voters: 158. You may not vote on this poll

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Neurorad Major 87 Rep 1,224 Posts Drives: 2017 340xi Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location iTrader: (0)	This thread reminds me of an Onion bit about how marriage legitimizes sex. Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife NOVEMBER 19, 1997 \| ISSUE 32•16 NASHUA, NH—Pastor Bob Snowdon, of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church in Nashua, is a man of deep religious and moral convictions. He derives great satisfaction from his various parish duties—reciting the liturgy, giving holy communion, and performing the sacrament of baptism. But nothing delights him quite like his favorite activity of all: fucking Emily Snowdon, his holy-wedded wife of 19 years. "The Holy Bible sanctifies the bond between a man and a woman in matrimony as a sacred union," Snowdon said. "And there is nothing so smiled upon by our Lord than the love and caring that is shared when a man fucks his lawfully wedded bride. Just thinking about it makes me want to zip home for a few minutes and fuck Emily right now." According to the 53-year-old "Pastor Bob," even though he typically fucks his wife twice each morning, he still very much looks forward to fucking her again when he gets home. "After a long, hard day of worshiping in the house of our Lord, tending to the emotional needs of my parishioners, and visiting the sick and elderly so that they too might know in their hearts the light of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ," Snowdon said, "there is nothing in this world I enjoy more than coming home and fucking the red out of my wife's hair. I love to give it to her any way she wants it, as hard as she can take it. My favorite is when she climbs on top and jerks her hips up and down on me as she fucks." What's more, it seems that Emily enjoys the fucking almost as much as her husband. "I've got to admit it," she said, "I love to get fucked." Emily stressed, however, that the sort of wild fucking in which she and her husband regularly partake is only acceptable when performed within the confines of a church-sanctioned marriage. "I am saddened, deeply saddened, when I hear of the young girls of today, engaging in sexual activities such as heavy petting or necking before they are wedlock-bound," she said. "It is so sad to see the beauty and purity of the act of fucking despoiled by this sort of premarital impropriety. If only these young girls would wait until they have taken the marriage vows and then, and only then, start fucking like there was no tomorrow." According to Snowdon, some of his favorite places to fuck his wife include the pantry, shower, woodshed, basement laundry-room area, living-room sofa, and even, he added with a sly wink, the bedroom. "All of our children are grown now and have families of their own, God bless them," he said, "so we can pretty much fuck anywhere we please in the whole darn house." So enamored is he of his wife-fucking hobby, Snowdon said he would recommend fucking to just about anyone. "So long as the fucking is done within the sacred bond of matrimony, I say, 'Fuck away.'" Snowdon said. "But if you're not married, please, whatever you do, don't fuck anybody. An eternity of sin and punishment await those who fuck without church sanction." Though fucking has been a lifelong interest for Snowdon, he stressed that he had faithfully abstained from sex and resisted the intense urge to fuck women until his bond with Emily was formally cemented with marital vows before the eyes of God 19 years ago. "Naturally, before my marriage, I wanted to fuck other women: Sally Lindemier, my senior-year prom date; Susan Helgstrom, the receptionist at my parents' church; even Sheila Bernhauser, my old Bible-study teacher. I would have gladly fucked any one of those lovely, God-fearing women. Yet I knew that my fuck-urges were impure and sinful, and that it was my duty as a Christian to resist them until the day of my wedding to my beloved Emily." "But once I was married, my lust became sanctified in my heart and in the eyes of the Lord," he said. "And, from that day forth, I began fucking the holy heck out of my wife whenever and wherever I could, as often as possible. It is a practice I continue to this day." "Emily is a good, kind, Christian woman," Snowdon added. "But let there be no mistake: She is also one furious fuck-mama, as well." Pastor Bob and his wife both stressed that, of course, abortion is a terrible sin, as is homosexuality, group sex, anal sex, oral sex, phone sex, pornography, and all forms of contraception.
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