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..you're a chick?? Was Just Judy your ex orrr...
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My brain works weirdly, but apparently you are too hard for me since you fixed your handle to what I read it as. At some point someone starts a thread about how I know each poster and then we are all fucked since when I'm bored, I will probably answer.
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06-25-2018, 03:54 PM | #51 | |
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Hey babe! I was shopping for shampoo today! You are in my mind every time I have to hit that isle!
I'm sure I will never reach of your perfection but all those girly shit they sell? Fuck no. I want my https://goo.gl/images/U37wLu The last pro who cut my hair (18 years ago) called that the shittiest brand ever since it has no nothing that will boost hair. I'm still wondering why would anyone put chemicals to their head that weren't basically soap and then just lotion. We need to have a hair talk. I think I'm not doing this right.
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Yeah, I don't think he missed that at all. I'm pretty sure he was clear that a large ass is his only interest in females. Doesn't have to be pretty, smart or have anything but a large ass.
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06-25-2018, 04:01 PM | #55 | |
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So you too have glorious hair? Wade there outshines us all, his is used to replace Fabio's hair in all pics.
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Don't fuck with me, I'm never, ever wrong with my assessments! Ask Wade for tips on how to be as perfect as he is in the hair modeling business. I remember words, I picture people in my weird way, and absolutely nobody I've ever met from this forum has been even remotely like I see them. You'll always be my brown eyed girl, Judy! With glorious, ass hitting hair.
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06-25-2018, 04:31 PM | #62 | |
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And this is why I'm truly proud of knowing you. You have an epic sense of humor, and you're always willing to roll with the jokes.
This is a forum of approximately 300k users, but only a fraction of posters stand out. None of them as positively as you have in the short time you've been here. I'm truly not making fun of your hair, I for a while was completely taken by your humor and way of writing, and then I thought you were a female. Women don't do well on these forums. I don't give a fuck how people look like, since I can't remember faces anyway. It's a part of my dyslexia, but it also makes forum me more fun !
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Oh thank God I fixed that post.
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Please help me, I already cut 8 inches of annyoing hair away and soon my hair will not cover titties when needed.
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