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      11-11-2007, 08:51 PM   #45
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i call BS! how many girls there buddy? 1 in the last... how many years?
actually girls do prefer it. so they dont end up with hair in their mouth when they... nm
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      11-11-2007, 10:58 PM   #46
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I dont trust a "power tool" next to my power tool.

I always baby powder my ass crack, taint, and balls after I shower, and that seems to help with the itching.
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      11-11-2007, 11:15 PM   #47
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actually girls do prefer it. so they dont end up with hair in their mouth when they... nm
durh, i know they prefer it. im making a joke to russell because he hasnt seen any action in...6+ months lol. and its only been one girl on (lost count on how many years lol).
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i call BS! how many girls there buddy? 1 in the last... how many years?
is this him?
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      11-12-2007, 01:36 AM   #49
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no one use hot wax?
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      11-12-2007, 03:50 AM   #50
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im too scared to shave my ass.... scared my asshole might bleed or something
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      11-12-2007, 04:24 AM   #51
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I used to time the backside cuts with my cat; When his hair got so long it had Klingons, I knew it was time for us both to get a trim.

Keeping it all short helps to clean up afterwards as well, not as much spunk found the next day if the pubes are short.
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      11-14-2007, 12:44 PM   #53
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Honestly though, if you don't shave your nuts you don't know what you're missing. Keeps it a good 10-15 degrees cooler down there. A must if you live in a hot climate.
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apparently i found this thread and read the entire thing. LOL i love you spool no homo
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holy shit a thread hasn't made me laugh this hard since...ever. god damn i nominate this for thread of the year
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      09-14-2008, 01:00 PM   #56
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damn if I'm ever in cali I gotta call you guys up hahaha
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u know what works best? (seriously)

U get one of those electric shavers, like the ones the barber uses. get em at like 30 bucks at target. they work wonders, because its always an "even" cut, and no risk of slicing away at your cock. been using it for years now, and i shave my boys once every 2 weeks. it only itches for a bit, so i do it before i take my shower before i sleep. that way, i only gotta feel the prickly effect for like 30 mins. (smoking a blunt will numb that effect also).

god it makes Kiemyster Jr. look bigger, so thats always nice lol and it feels good too. go for it!
No way man no way. Those electric razors snag sometimes, it's a BITCH. Traditional razors ftw, you just gotta be able to have finesse with your hands haha.
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lol thread revival ftw
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      09-14-2008, 01:29 PM   #59
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ROFL, wait till Sarah gets a hold of this thread. omg..... I can already see it, HAHHAHHA... uhhh yeah dude, electric shaver + my nuts =, I use a razor and shaving creme
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For the love of god, how did this thread get to 3 pages?
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I dont shave every day. It's more like every other day but when I do..oh so soft
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Well I am glad to know that most the posters here keep their junk nice and trim
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im too scared to shave my ass.... scared my asshole might bleed or something
WTF? LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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ROFL, wait till Sarah gets a hold of this thread. omg..... I can already see it, HAHHAHHA... uhhh yeah dude, electric shaver + my nuts =, I use a razor and shaving creme
Howd you know Id post here? You know me too well
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This is true
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