BMW Garage | BMW Meets | Register | Today's Posts | Search |
07-31-2018, 07:02 PM | #45 |
Lieutenant Colonel
1347
Rep 1,882
Posts |
the key to a healthy sex life after marriage, no kids. 10yrs and counting for me, kthnxbye.
__________________
I am never able to post pictures on forums, all my pics are on IG @baye30 https://www.instagram.com/baye30/
Current Garage - [2011 E90 M3 ZCP] [2005 E53 X5 3.0 Sport] [1988 E30 325IS 24V] |
Appreciate
1
jaye9441025.00 |
07-31-2018, 07:16 PM | #46 |
Banned
2892
Rep 415
Posts
Drives: 2019 440i Coupe
Join Date: May 2018
Location: South Carolina
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
08-01-2018, 04:55 AM | #48 |
Brigadier General
5516
Rep 3,322
Posts |
Strangers don't count.
|
Appreciate
0
|
08-01-2018, 10:55 AM | #49 |
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
18405
Rep 9,422
Posts |
So, if Rosy starts in with muscle spasms because doing her part for 2-a-day, does that count as an O for her too?
|
Appreciate
0
|
08-02-2018, 12:10 AM | #54 |
Major
749
Rep 1,149
Posts |
Haaaaa, maybe in your house. But the last time we were getting jiggy and the dog was in the room things got weird. Like....dog jumped up on the bed and started howling and air humping. Ruined the moment. So now dog gets the boot during sexy time.
|
Appreciate
0
|
08-06-2018, 05:57 PM | #57 |
Banned
3227
Rep 2,385
Posts |
If it's on the same day next year, National Orgasm Day and my birthday will be on a Wednesday - HUMP DAY! Should I start holding my breath now?
|
Appreciate
1
Captain Blood13874.00 |
08-06-2018, 06:32 PM | #58 |
Second Lieutenant
1125
Rep 265
Posts |
|
Appreciate
0
|
08-08-2018, 03:12 PM | #63 |
drunk poster
6608
Rep 3,649
Posts |
|
Appreciate
1
Never_Enough2224.50 |
08-09-2018, 08:20 PM | #64 | |
Captain
1025
Rep 638
Posts |
does it matter if it was self-inflicted ?
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
08-09-2018, 08:24 PM | #66 |
Captain
1025
Rep 638
Posts |
You where so close... so so close... here let me correct it for you
the key to a healthy sex life is no marriage, no kids. and you know that blow jobs stop after the honeymoon right. right or is that just me |
Appreciate
0
|
Post Reply |
Bookmarks |
|
|