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      07-31-2018, 07:02 PM   #45
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the key to a healthy sex life after marriage, no kids. 10yrs and counting for me, kthnxbye.
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      07-31-2018, 07:16 PM   #46
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lol, this guy really got offended by some posts I made in another thread. Lighten up Francis!

I ended up having a good wank anyway.
Here's my mental image of you...



Happy to hear that you can at least enjoy the simple pleasure of a good jerk, though!
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      07-31-2018, 11:08 PM   #47
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Okay...running out of time here. Hand job and a tissue still counts, right?

Any bonus points for full lefty?
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Okay...running out of time here. Hand job and a tissue still counts, right?

Any bonus points for full lefty?
Strangers don't count.
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      08-01-2018, 10:55 AM   #49
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So, if Rosy starts in with muscle spasms because doing her part for 2-a-day, does that count as an O for her too?
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      08-01-2018, 10:56 AM   #50
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      08-01-2018, 10:58 AM   #51
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had to take matters into my own hands, not surprising.

married 11 years, 3 kids
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      08-01-2018, 03:20 PM   #52
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I made my contribution last night, wifey was very happy! We even kicked the dog outta the bedroom to get extra spicy!
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Isn't it more spicy if the dog helps
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      08-02-2018, 12:10 AM   #54
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Isn't it more spicy if the dog helps
Haaaaa, maybe in your house. But the last time we were getting jiggy and the dog was in the room things got weird. Like....dog jumped up on the bed and started howling and air humping. Ruined the moment. So now dog gets the boot during sexy time.
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      08-02-2018, 12:13 AM   #55
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Same ours just stares weirdly at us he knows to go in the bathroom
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Same ours just stares weirdly at us he knows to go in the bathroom
Dogs....gotta love’m
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      08-06-2018, 05:57 PM   #57
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If it's on the same day next year, National Orgasm Day and my birthday will be on a Wednesday - HUMP DAY! Should I start holding my breath now?
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      08-06-2018, 06:32 PM   #58
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If it's on the same day next year, National Orgasm Day and my birthday will be on a Wednesday - HUMP DAY! Should I start holding my breath now?
Might as well, save yourself the disappointment.
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      08-06-2018, 07:40 PM   #59
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it's nearly a week after national orgasm day. shouldn't national STD awareness day be right about now?
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      08-07-2018, 08:09 PM   #60
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Might as well, save yourself the disappointment.
Thanks for the vote of confidence!
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      08-07-2018, 09:50 PM   #61
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Thanks for the vote of confidence!
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it's nearly a week after national orgasm day. shouldn't national STD awareness day be right about now?
People are too busy posting their orgasms to IG right now.
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it's nearly a week after national orgasm day. shouldn't national STD awareness day be right about now?
People are too busy posting their orgasms to IG right now.
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does it matter if it was self-inflicted ?

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This from the Toronto Sun - I've just told my wife that I'm celebrating and hope that she joins in.

It’s also important to set the stage. Make sure you’re relaxed and in a place where you’re not going to be interrupted. Keep lubricant, toys and safer sex methods handy. A little bit of advance prep will allow you to be present and enjoy the experience.
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This thread needs saran wrap
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      08-09-2018, 08:24 PM   #66
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You where so close... so so close... here let me correct it for you

the key to a healthy sex life is no marriage, no kids.

and you know that blow jobs stop after the honeymoon right. right
or is that just me

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the key to a healthy sex life after marriage, no kids. 10yrs and counting for me, kthnxbye.
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