Getting really tired

UncleWede · 02-06-2015, 02:28 PM

Or like putting the yogurt into a square carton like milk. First day in Denmark I poured yogurt on my cereal and thought oddly of my girls' parents for leaving milk so long it turned semi-rigid.

bimmette · 02-06-2015, 02:29 PM

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Sorry to say, but the Canadians I've met have the ugliest accents.

Gasp!

Taskmaster · 02-06-2015, 02:29 PM

Yes, YES - let the hate flow through you!

Taskmaster · 02-06-2015, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Or like putting the yogurt into a square carton like milk. First day in Denmark I poured yogurt on my cereal and thought oddly of my girls' parents for leaving milk so long it turned semi-rigid.

D:

Lups · 02-06-2015, 03:00 PM

I love Canadians. The are on metric system and they have the education needed to have a sense of humor. That milk thing almost killed that love though, but my reliable source told me that they have corrected this horrible error in most parts and they sell it in 2 liter cartoons too, which is more than a half a falling which makes them way cooler in my books than Americans are.

I do judge people, but only in milk and coffee. And driving.

hongsc · 02-06-2015, 04:01 PM

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Milk packaged like breast implants.

That would be fun bags. Instead of a using a straw you can take it straight from the tap.

dreamingat30fps · 02-06-2015, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I love Canadians. The are on metric system and they have the education needed to have a sense of humor. That milk thing almost killed that love though, but my reliable source told me that they have corrected this horrible error in most parts and they sell it in 2 liter cartoons too, which is more than a half a falling which makes them way cooler in my books than Americans are.

I do judge people, but only in milk and coffee. And driving.

Dont forget utensil utilization.

Lups · 02-06-2015, 05:13 PM

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Dont forget utensil utilization.

Yes! Canadians know how to use a knife and a fork!

Dear god I can not look while person cuts his food puts down the fork, puts his elbow to the table and all I can think about is how on earth do Americans breed? They must have no mothers since any kid of mine who even tries to eat without a knife is thrown out of the table.

Oh Canada

Bavarian Beast · 02-06-2015, 05:37 PM

I could have SWORN that both US and Canadian citizens were (North) Americans. The key, of course, being Americans. I suppose we can excuse Labatts if you can excuse all of our crappy Bud, Miller, etc. We put wine in a bag, so why not milk? Ok, maybe not milk....or wine really. Besides, Canadians really get good usage out of their snow tires. And they have great syrup.....and....and...um yeah, that is about it.

V1.47fan · 02-06-2015, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I love Canadians. The are on metric system and they have the education needed to have a sense of humor. That milk thing almost killed that love though, but my reliable source told me that they have corrected this horrible error in most parts and they sell it in 2 liter cartoons too, which is more than a half a falling which makes them way cooler in my books than Americans are.

I do judge people, but only in milk and coffee. And driving.

Me too and I like my women like my coffee, black and bitter.

Lups · 02-06-2015, 05:59 PM

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Me too and I like my women like my coffee, black and bitter.

I have a few single friends I could spray paint to your preferred color. They already do the whole spray tan thing while complaining they can't find a man so the question is, will you save me from their idiotic complaining?

Nope, not even joking. I fucking hate 30+ single women who seem to think world is out there to keep them single.

Joekerr · 02-06-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I have a few single friends I could spray paint to your preferred color. They already do the whole spray tan thing while complaining they can't find a man so the question is, will you save me from their idiotic complaining?

Nope, not even joking. I fucking hate 30+ single women who seem to think world is out there to keep them single.

Oh, but it is. As a man, they're correct, its a giant conspiracy perpetrated by us to keep them single. It has absolutely nothing to do with them and their attitude. They're otherwise perfect....

P1 · 02-06-2015, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I have a few single friends I could spray paint to your preferred color. They already do the whole spray tan thing while complaining they can't find a man so the question is, will you save me from their idiotic complaining?

Nope, not even joking. I fucking hate 30+ single women who seem to think world is out there to keep them single.

They are the most entertaining thing to watch downtown though. Fascinating.

Lups · 02-06-2015, 08:28 PM

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Oh, but it is. As a man, they're correct, its a giant conspiracy perpetrated by us to keep them single. It has absolutely nothing to do with them and their attitude. They're otherwise perfect....

I agree with you. Of course it is the world and they have every right to act like they do now. Latest edition of my new single old friends has now turned into a Demi is too, which of course makes us closer and closer. Hell, I've stopped reading IRC just to be away from that all.

bosstones · 02-06-2015, 11:00 PM

I think Canada is secretly waging a climate war with the US. After all, who would suspect Canada of evil malarkey? We always get these frickin' cold snaps from them. Accept your role as our buffer from the Artic and keep your bitter winter weather to yourself, Canada!

Flying Ace · 02-06-2015, 11:51 PM

America= Shatner stealing Mexico touchers

Joekerr · 02-06-2015, 11:53 PM

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I think Canada is secretly waging a climate war with the US. After all, who would suspect Canada of evil malarkey? We always get these frickin' cold snaps from them. Accept your role as our buffer from the Artic and keep your bitter winter weather to yourself, Canada!

Well...let's face it. We aren't going to win a war against America waged with normal military munitions...have to use what we got!

Nkc · 02-07-2015, 12:45 AM

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Well...let's face it. We aren't going to win a war against America waged with normal military munitions...have to use what we got!

What are you talking about? We still have that secret army of Beavers. Oh wait...shhhh...don't let them know.

Bavarian Beast · 02-07-2015, 09:13 AM

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What are you talking about? We still have that secret army of Beavers. Oh wait...shhhh...don't let them know.

Are they spray tanned beavers?

grieverr · 02-08-2015, 10:16 AM

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Are they spray tanned beavers?

And are they shaved, summer beavers or furry winter ones?

One of those types wins wars.

Bavarian Beast · 02-08-2015, 05:13 PM

Actually, they start and finish wars.....

Billup · 02-09-2015, 07:51 AM

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Actually, they start and finish wars.....

"I live by thy beaver, I shall die by thy beaver." -Abe Lincoln 1498

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