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| 05-19-2009, 09:02 PM | #46 | |
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| 05-19-2009, 09:05 PM | #48 | |
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he wants to steal your cock and keep it in a box in his closet! |
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| 05-19-2009, 09:20 PM | #53 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: ? Stranger: you korean? You: Japanese Stranger: 훗 일본 ㅋㅋ What the hell does that mean?
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| 05-19-2009, 09:30 PM | #57 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I thought about you today. You: I just masterbated to you Stranger: Well, babe, I was kinda thinking about us. You see, you're so hot, but it's just not worth it. Stranger: You nag after sex. Stranger: I can't stand it. Stranger: Were over, babe. You: Son, you are grounded Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| 05-19-2009, 09:31 PM | #58 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello! You: hey Stranger: what's up? You: you watching the Laker game? Stranger: nope, not really into basketball You: ah shit... you fail You have disconnected. |
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| 05-19-2009, 09:35 PM | #59 | |
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| 05-19-2009, 09:36 PM | #61 |
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Stranger: hello You: I cant believe youve done this Stranger: ..... who told you? You: blake Stranger: that.... It was one time... You: thats all it takes Stranger: Look, Blake wasnt supposed to tell you Stranger: It was at the party Stranger: I was drunk Stranger: she meant nothing You: i just wanna know why You: why why why Stranger: Well, maybe if youd do the stuff she did for me, i wouldnt have to go looking for it elsewhere You: is my big fat cock not enough for you? Stranger: Its not that... its... Im a lesbiana Stranger: lesbian* You: i can deal with that You: ill just video tape it Stranger: and your penis is roughly 3" long You: but its wide You: like a cheese wheel Stranger: its unwieldly You: you liked it at first Stranger: i pretended You: wha what!?!? You: you monster You: i may not have hit bottom but i did stretch out the edges Stranger: you nearly tore me in half Stranger: literaly Stranger: i almost died You: i dont consider it sex if the woman survives Stranger: well then what i did cant be considered cheating You: yes it can Stranger: eating aint cheating i always say You: well then i never actually hooked up with your sister You: and little brother You: and golden retriever Stranger: Well, im glad i dont have to apologize for your Great-great nana You: but... shes dead Stranger: I still enjoyed it You: this is so us Stranger: cant we just accept each other for our extremely odd sexual behaviors? You: we can try.. You: i think i may have given you crotch rot though... You: and super crabs Stranger: thats fine Stranger: i gave you ultra-clamidia and mega-aids You: that explains why my dick fell off while i was sleeping last night then Stranger: yeah......... sorry about that You: can i just have my barbra striesand cassettes back You: and my copy of gigli Stranger: oh, so you're trying to commit suicide? You: i might You: im thinking about putting on a hawthorn heights album and cutting myself Stranger: i mean, watching Gigli is the quickest way of killing yourself You: Gigli is an amazing tale of love and adventure You: this was always your problem You: your a shallow bitch Stranger: oh, really? You: yea really Stranger: Coming from the man who liked the movie Friday The 13th: Jason Takes Manhatten for its rich character driven story and its asking of moral questions about humanity You: at least i didnt cry at the end of crossroads Stranger: no, you save your tears for the end of Grease 2 You: how dare you make fun of my love for Greace 2 You: ... jazz flute is for little sissy pansy boys... Stranger: then why do you play it? You: it feels rather good when properly lubed Stranger: ........... You: ps You: i lied, your large hairy nipples arent attractive Stranger: HOW DARE YOU?! You: good bye |
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| 05-19-2009, 10:02 PM | #62 | |
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| 05-19-2009, 10:05 PM | #63 |
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Stranger: Hey you a big woman?
You: no. im tiny. Stranger: dang You: sorry. :T Stranger: its okay Stranger: bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| 05-19-2009, 10:07 PM | #64 |
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Stranger: m or f ?
You: f Stranger: hi =) You: well, was a male, but had surgery a few years back. Stranger: how old are you ? You: 30 Stranger: dont worry =) You: still interested in talking with me? :] Stranger: im 19 Stranger: yeah =) You: ghey. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| 05-19-2009, 10:10 PM | #65 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sex plz Stranger: no plz. You: why plz? Stranger: i don't even know you plz! You: I know you plz! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. |
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| 05-19-2009, 10:14 PM | #66 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi ^^ Stranger: girl? You: yea ^-^ Stranger: ^^ Stranger: what's country? You: US Stranger: wow good Stranger: how old You: 20 Stranger: Im 24years and guy Stranger: are you sexy girl? Stranger: do you have a pic? You: haha, i guess i am. You: ya You: U? Stranger: I don't have You: o Stranger: plz...give me a pic You: ok You: http://************/5sbn92 Stranger: good You: u like? Stranger: very pretty Stranger: thank you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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