Would you rather ______ or ______?

Darth One · 05-25-2021, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Spork

Cheater!

c1pher · 05-25-2021, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

Yeah if you heist banks for a living. Lol.

Living by that quote would have saved me a lot of heartache and grief.

Mingwan · 05-25-2021, 10:54 PM

Easy. Take the 100k. My coworkers think I’m a POS anyways. I usually show up late to work, just in time for lunch. After my lunch break I’ll come back and do my rounds chatting to coworkers about myself like a narcissist, maybe answer some emails then leave two hours early. It’s great.

Mingwan · 05-25-2021, 10:56 PM

Would you rather be married for life to someone who is physically attractive but is a raging bitch/dickhead, or be married to the sweetest person ever but they’re missing two arms and a leg and is ugly af?

upstatedoc · 05-25-2021, 11:23 PM

It depends, can she still make dinner?

Mingwan · 05-26-2021, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

It depends, can she still make dinner?

Not really. You are the main care provider. Her dinner’s taste like shit.

nick46 · 05-26-2021, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Would you rather only use a spoon for the rest of your life, or only use a fork for the rest of your life?

Spoon!

M5Rick · 05-26-2021, 02:52 AM

There's an old saying that when entering work leave brain outside then re-attach when leaving

Tommy-G · 05-26-2021, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

Would you rather be married for life to someone who is physically attractive but is a raging bitch/dickhead, or be married to the sweetest person ever but they’re missing two arms and a leg and is ugly af?

Is her Whoo-haw functional?

King Rudi · 05-26-2021, 08:14 AM

This thread has taken a turn for the worse. I like it. Well done.

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

Would you rather be married for life to someone who is physically attractive but is a raging bitch/dickhead, or be married to the sweetest person ever but they’re missing two arms and a leg and is ugly af?

Raging bitch. I'll take my frustrations out on her later.

......also, spoon.

Frostynorth · 05-26-2021, 08:17 AM

I'd take the 100k.

Would you rather have one finger cut off (not pinky, dominant hand) or only drive a base fwd car forever?

King Rudi · 05-26-2021, 08:19 AM

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

nyalpine90 · 05-26-2021, 08:33 AM

work is work, show me the money...
im here to make money and collect it.

dreamingat30fps · 05-26-2021, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mingwan

Would you rather be married for life to someone who is physically attractive but is a raging bitch/dickhead, or be married to the sweetest person ever but they’re missing two arms and a leg and is ugly af?

If she was just af then it would be a no brainer... but practically a nugget... I dunno. That's a lot of work. Can I not marry either and be single forever?

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Originally Posted by Frostynorth

I'd take the 100k.

Would you rather have one finger cut off (not pinky, dominant hand) or only drive a base fwd car forever?

Having never lived without a finger I'm not sure how much of a hardship that is or isn't. However just the pain of having the thing cut off would make me pick base fwd car. I'm sure I could find a few base fwd cars with a manual that would be quite fun to drive.

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

I'll take the tattoos of me sitting in front of the computer.

3.0L · 05-26-2021, 12:06 PM

An unmentioned part of "going with the big bucks and to hell with what everyone else thinks" thread is what happens to the "extra" bucks.

I witnessed a situation in our extended family where one party decided to go with the money during as estate distribution and the other party agreed to take an equal value home. It was fair since both parties agreed.

The problem that reared its ugly head was that the party receiving the big cash couldn't seem to get the money fast enough, so turned into complete asshats, resulting in complete estrangement between the two parties. If that's not enough, the party receiving the big bucks squandered the entire amount within several years.

I'm still shaking my head.

UncleWede · 05-26-2021, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

Would you rather only use a spoon for the rest of your life, or only use a fork for the rest of your life?

I've had this same spoon, for lunches and PB, for at least 6 years in my drawer at work

Licking all the food product off, so that it's shiny again, then placing it back in the drawer counts as washing, right???

dreamingat30fps · 05-26-2021, 01:48 PM

WTF is wrong with you spoon people??? Fork all day everyday! Do yall just drink soup all day? Even then you could just drink it out of the bowl.

UncleWede · 05-26-2021, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

WTF is wrong with you spoon people??? Fork all day everyday! Do yall just drink soup all day? Even then you could just drink it out of the bowl.

I can cut meat with a spoon

Things like soup, rice, cereal, etc. all go into mouth rather easily with spoon. Fork is more of a challenge.

Wait, was there a third option of 2 sticks????

dreamingat30fps · 05-26-2021, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I can cut meat with a spoon

Things like soup, rice, cereal, etc. all go into mouth rather easily with spoon. Fork is more of a challenge.

Wait, was there a third option of 2 sticks????

What kind of meat? I could see you cutting meat with a spoon at a senior living facility but that's about it!

I can eat all those things except maybe a soup with a fork. Plus I can eat pasta, salads, vegetables etc!

Darth One · 05-26-2021, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

I think most of us will pick option 1 because we don't want 5-6 tattoos of ourselves jerking off

King Rudi · 05-26-2021, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I think most of us will pick option 1 because we don't want 5-6 tattoos of ourselves jerking off

Well played lol

upstatedoc · 05-26-2021, 04:07 PM

Shit or go sailing

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Mingwan Major 1888 Rep 1,340 Posts Drives: X1 Individual custom paint Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Kansas iTrader: (0)	Easy. Take the 100k. My coworkers think I’m a POS anyways. I usually show up late to work, just in time for lunch. After my lunch break I’ll come back and do my rounds chatting to coworkers about myself like a narcissist, maybe answer some emails then leave two hours early. It’s great.
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3.0L Colonel 10736 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	An unmentioned part of "going with the big bucks and to hell with what everyone else thinks" thread is what happens to the "extra" bucks. I witnessed a situation in our extended family where one party decided to go with the money during as estate distribution and the other party agreed to take an equal value home. It was fair since both parties agreed. The problem that reared its ugly head was that the party receiving the big cash couldn't seem to get the money fast enough, so turned into complete asshats, resulting in complete estrangement between the two parties. If that's not enough, the party receiving the big bucks squandered the entire amount within several years. I'm still shaking my head. __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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