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      05-04-2018, 11:47 AM   #45
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1. Go through a drive-thru to see the reaction when a car pulls up with what seems like nobody in it.

2. Eat food from random barbecues

3. Go to the gym for free

4. Try to get United to drag me off a plane
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      05-04-2018, 01:43 PM   #46
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I'd definitely be the bad guy villain you see in movies. Totally dark side... you know, to get it out of my system.

Then I would have a epiphany and use my skills for good to make up for all the bad bad shit I did those first few months.
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      05-05-2018, 10:47 AM   #47
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Fart in crowded elevators.
That's stupid. Your fart would be invisible too!
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I'd definitely be the bad guy villain you see in movies. Totally dark side... you know, to get it out of my system.

Then I would have a epiphany and use my skills for good to make up for all the bad bad shit I did those first few months.
Not getting Home Brew Bar with you. I would be afraid it was your purge day.
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      05-05-2018, 11:32 AM   #49
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That's stupid. Your fart would be invisible too!
Mine are always invisible.
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      05-05-2018, 11:56 AM   #51
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If I eat food will people see food being chewed then slowly being turned into shit in mid air?

If not then will my shit be invisible?

If so... oh the possibilities!
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Even if not go full monkey and fling poo
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      05-05-2018, 02:37 PM   #54
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      05-05-2018, 04:15 PM   #55
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Reminds me of invisible man
Being invisible would just allow for depravity of biblical proportions.
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That's stupid. Your fart would be invisible too!
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Being "that guy" I'm going to ask what type of invisible. Assuming that we're also invisible on IR/UV but with mass could be fun.

If no mass I'd go around and answer questions people ask themselves.
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Being "that guy" I'm going to ask what type of invisible. Assuming that we're also invisible on IR/UV but with mass could be fun.

If no mass I'd go around and answer questions people ask themselves.
You must be fun at parties
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Can one have a redo at their answer? I finally figured out what my evil mission in life would be if I could get away with it.
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Being "that guy" I'm going to ask what type of invisible. Assuming that we're also invisible on IR/UV but with mass could be fun.

If no mass I'd go around and answer questions people ask themselves.
You must be fun at parties
Depends on the party.

(see what I did there?)
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Depends on the party.

(see what I did there?)
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I'd slip into Buck House and bang the beejeebus outta HRH QE2
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So why else do you think the creator did not make us invisible

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jeez have NONE of you watched the remake of "The invisible man"

watch it then your answer will be revealed

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