stop getting married people!!!

Lups · 07-19-2016, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Theres only one question more to mention:
Why no marriage? Because leasing is more cheaper

Idiot. You get married so that someone does your laundry and dishes. It has worked out well for me.

Axius · 07-19-2016, 11:32 AM

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Lol, it's been a busy summer here, I seldom even know where my phone is!

Text me away my dear! I'll read it in a week or two.

All those nudes I send clearly are going to look way different in a week or two. God forbid I have to keep updating them on a weekly basis for you.

That's it. The pool is now going to get infested with algae and a thin layer of dead leaves.

M3 Number 86 · 07-19-2016, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You have lesbian friends?

Are they hot?

lol

This....and please be specific

Do they wear half shirts?!?!

You want to see butch girls in half shirts? Not all lesbians are hot. I'm just assessing potential risks. Lol

Dang3r · 07-20-2016, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Idiot. You get married so that someone does your laundry and dishes. It has worked out well for me.

Ah, thats the right stuff, I'd forgot the slavery issue

Lups · 07-20-2016, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Ah, thats the right stuff, I'd forgot the slavery issue

Yeah, men these days are such pussies you just need to kick that will to lice out of them, walk an isle and you'll have clean socks for life.

shoei · 07-20-2016, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Ah, thats the right stuff, I'd forgot the slavery issue

Yeah, men these days are such pussies you just need to kick that will to lice out of them, walk an isle and you'll have clean socks for life.

I knew there was something questionable about the guys you've dated... Tell me more about how LICE is a prerequisite for your men to have?

Some girls want a 800+ FICO score, Lups here wants men with LICE...

Lups · 07-20-2016, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I knew there was something questionable about the guys you've dated... Tell me more about how LICE is a prerequisite for your men to have?

Some girls want a 800+ FICO score, Lups here wants men with LICE...

LICE?

Meh, I'm extremely picky with men.

* I hate going out.
* a perfect date is cooking at home.
* a holiday is us being in a cabin, camping or hiking.

Oh, and the thing that has always driven me insane with people is when they tell me to be careful. I hate it. You be careful, I'll be me.

shoei · 07-20-2016, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by shoei

I knew there was something questionable about the guys you've dated... Tell me more about how LICE is a prerequisite for your men to have?

Some girls want a 800+ FICO score, Lups here wants men with LICE...

LICE?

Meh, I'm extremely picky with men.

* I hate going out.
* a perfect date is cooking at home.
* a holiday is us being in a cabin, camping or hiking.

Oh, and the thing that has always driven me insane with people is when they tell me to be careful. I hate it. You be careful, I'll be me.

*sigh

Read your post again above... You put spelled out "lice"...

I worry about you sometimes, Lupsey...

Lups · 07-20-2016, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

*sigh

Read your post again above... You put spelled out "lice"...

I worry about you sometimes, Lupsey...

Hey I'm having a two day hangover and autocorrect helped me out! Fuck off shoe!

Will to live. No lice preferably.

csu87 · 07-20-2016, 09:01 AM

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Hey I'm having a two day hangover and autocorrect helped me out! Fuck off shoe!

Will to live. No lice preferably.

Thats how you know you did well. None of this pussy 1 day hangover shit.

Dang3r · 07-20-2016, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

LICE?
[...]* a holiday is us being in a cabin, camping or hiking.[...]

That'll means, you would prefer no witnesses when busting out? Cool thing, have that to remember the next time, when I consider a silent date

You're not kinda nerdy, no?

Lups · 07-20-2016, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by csu87

Thats how you know you did well. None of this pussy 1 day hangover shit.

A good hangover does bring out my best qualities for sure!

Day two half way done and I still am swearing I'll never drink again!

Axius · 07-20-2016, 09:18 AM

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Day two half way done and I still am swearing I'll never drink again!

I said I was done drinking on Monday. After work bought a 12 pack and most of it's gone. But this time is different, I'm never drinking again.

Lups · 07-20-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

That'll means, you would prefer no witnesses when busting out? Cool thing, have that to remember the next time, when I consider a silent date

You're not kinda nerdy, no?

I tried there is no way to answer this and end up looking good.

Meh, I can be social for a few days a year but usually it lasts about ten minutes per time. When the gene to please was passed on, mine ended up on some damn golden retriever.

Dang3r · 07-20-2016, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

When the gene to please was passed on, mine ended up on some damn golden retriever.

At this time we'd like to remind all reading childs not to try this at home

Btw. it seems that my life begins where yours zone of comfort would end^^

Lups · 07-20-2016, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

At this time we'd like to remind all reading childs not to try this at home

Btw. it seems that my life begins where yours zone of comfort would end^^

Haha!

I get bored when around people. It's always the same and you can't do anything insane when you want to. Hell, I don't even go to holidays with my spouse. This summer I've been away mostly fishing with the kids or doing maaaaany idiotic road trips with them. He's been at home enjoying air conditioning and peace.

My really old friends get it. They don't even bother to invite me to their parties if they are not at their cabins and they don't have a project for me there. Being social just so one can be social is just so damn social!

John 070 · 07-20-2016, 10:47 AM

Interesting, I had a close friend, female (I am male btw), whom I knew prior to meeting my wife. This person knows all my secrets, which, if she posted on the internet, would be no big deal. No crimes, no bizzarre *** scandals, etc. But personal feelings about growing up, blah blah blah. We were so close, that she was there on the night that I proposed to my wife?

It was never a problem, for my wife, and as a matter of fact, they became friends. Now, the thought did cross my mind, shame on me, of something involving three.

btw, we are no longer friends--thanks facebook! Yep, it's true. Because of a financial comment I made? hahaha imho it invalidates the friendship, meaning it was never real. Anyway, she went on being friends with my wife, and not me, for a year? That made me feel uncomfortable, when my wife said she was getting together with her?

And scary to think, we wanted to ask her to be my son's godmother--thank goodness she was not eligible. Ok, enough of that ****!

On my wife's side, she too has a close male friend, and at first, I found it weird. I think men find this stuff more weird than women, meaning men are less level-headed about a close friend deal. Anyway, I've become friends with this guy, and when we were in FLA, we visited his parents.

Long a** story short, people can remain friends after marriage. I bet more often than not, they don't.

UncleWede · 07-20-2016, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Day two half way done and I still am swearing I'll never drink again!

And THIS time, I really mean it

Lups · 07-20-2016, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

And THIS time, I really mean it

I do!

Anyway, I'm pretending to be sick for the real party. My quota for people is full.

UncleWede · 07-20-2016, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I do!

Ax proposed, not me.

Wait, whut???

Joekerr · 07-20-2016, 01:22 PM

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I do!

Anyway, I'm pretending to be sick for the real party. My quota for people is full.

What if one of them there was homeless? Or what if someone was there that maybe society just didn't understand him / her and they were struggling to make ends meet? Would you go then?

Just trying to gauge how full your quota really is...

Lups · 07-20-2016, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Ax proposed, not me.

Wait, whut???

I'm skipping the real bachelor party. I have everyone's kids for the wedding anyway.

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

What if one of them there was homeless? Or what if someone was there that maybe society just didn't understand him / her and they were struggling to make ends meet? Would you go then?

Just trying to gauge how full your quota really is...

Lol!

Right, because supporting people with mental issues is the same thing as watching idiots getting drunk (while drinking like a fish yourself).

I even let an old woman pet my dog today and I listened to her talking about how she lost her husband.

Meh mate, I just pretend I've lost my phone.

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John 070 Lieutenant General 1724 Rep 14,825 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	Interesting, I had a close friend, female (I am male btw), whom I knew prior to meeting my wife. This person knows all my secrets, which, if she posted on the internet, would be no big deal. No crimes, no bizzarre * scandals, etc. But personal feelings about growing up, blah blah blah. We were so close, that she was there on the night that I proposed to my wife? It was never a problem, for my wife, and as a matter of fact, they became friends. Now, the thought did cross my mind, shame on me, of something involving three. btw, we are no longer friends--thanks facebook! Yep, it's true. Because of a financial comment I made? hahaha imho it invalidates the friendship, meaning it was never real. Anyway, she went on being friends with my wife, and not me, for a year? That made me feel uncomfortable, when my wife said she was getting together with her? And scary to think, we wanted to ask her to be my son's godmother--thank goodness she was not eligible. Ok, enough of that ! On my wife's side, she too has a close male friend, and at first, I found it weird. I think men find this stuff more weird than women, meaning men are less level-headed about a close friend deal. Anyway, I've become friends with this guy, and when we were in FLA, we visited his parents. Long a story short, people can remain friends after marriage. I bet more often than not, they don't.
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