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      10-01-2015, 10:30 AM   #6535
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      10-01-2015, 10:30 AM   #6537
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      10-01-2015, 10:33 AM   #6538
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POF is like fishing in a sewer bubbling with an odoriferous gelatinous STD slime.
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      10-01-2015, 10:34 AM   #6539
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Hmmmm...., well..., most dicks extend like a ladder, so I guess you're not wrong.
Yeah..Extend does the trick ! And makes me always think on this..


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Tara's going to wake up to ladder dicks and fatties and be like...WTF?? My poor thread
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Yeah..Extend does the trick ! And makes me always think on this..
You've been working for the Japanese too long, Phil. Seek help.
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      10-01-2015, 10:36 AM   #6543
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Hell no ! No homo here ..
Uhhhh...what about bi-curious?
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      10-01-2015, 10:41 AM   #6544
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Tara's going to wake up to ladder dicks and fatties and be like...WTF?? My poor thread
Nothing surprises me anymore.
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Nothing surprises me anymore.
You sound jaded. I could probably surprise you.
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      10-01-2015, 10:55 AM   #6546
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I've been with a chick with hairy nipples.
No wonder you can't cum in her mouth. She ain't a chick bruh.

I really didn't want to respond to this because I started feeling sorry for you but I can't just give up the opportunity to quote you on this.
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      10-01-2015, 10:55 AM   #6547
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You've been working for the Japanese too long, Phil. Seek help.
That's why he thinks his dick is huge. Lots of locker room games i guess.
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      10-01-2015, 10:56 AM   #6548
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That's why he thinks his dick is huge. Lots of locker room games i guess.
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      10-01-2015, 10:58 AM   #6549
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Nothing surprises me anymore.
You sound jaded. I could probably surprise you.
Try me.
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      10-01-2015, 10:59 AM   #6550
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First, the derogatory term at the beginning of your statement, was very inappropriate, guy. Second, I love tests, just not pregnancy tests or STD tests.


Bring it.
First test has to do with drawing ability. Specifically the ability to draw a european ladder dick.
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Uhhhh...what about bi-curious?
Bi , so for both sides ?
Prefer to kill myself .
But women ...Never enough .
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      10-01-2015, 11:01 AM   #6552
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Try me.
I like OT too much to risk a ban. Maybe as my coup de grace, but not any time soon.
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Try me.
Would love to try you...
I've heard Asian looking girls can make the ride pretty perfect .
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Bi , so for both sides ?
Prefer to kill myself .
Yeah...the pickle surprise kinda sucks.
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Have you ever used that line on a real girl?
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