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      02-16-2016, 06:16 AM   #617
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Tan Dong? Isn't he the new Korean action star?
Could be i only follow porn.
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      02-16-2016, 06:30 AM   #618
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Ok, new serious three questions for the ladies. The topic is dick pics.
1. Have you gotten them? (Bonus question: about how many?)
2. From dudes here?
3. What are your thoughts on them in general?

If you wish to expound on general pleading/begging/spam asking for nudes and such, this is an open mic. Go!

Mr Tonka You don't get to answer. I know you've gotten at least one (you're welcome).
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      02-16-2016, 06:58 AM   #619
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Ok, new serious three questions for the ladies. The topic is dick pics.
1. Have you gotten them? (Bonus question: about how many?)
2. From dudes here?
3. What are your thoughts on them in general?

If you wish to expound on general pleading/begging/spam asking for nudes and such, this is an open mic. Go!

Mr Tonka You don't get to answer. I know you've gotten at least one (you're welcome).
I'll assume you mean I don't get to answer about receiving dick pics. (Thank you, I'm setting up my Reddit account today. Things might get interesting for you this afternoon.)

But in regards to the incessant requests for nudes, well.... at best it's somewhat flattering. At worst, some members can become quite pushy about it. Mainly, I just wish the requests came from the female members instead of dudes. (Hope that doesn't get you in trouble with the wife)
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1. Full on naked dick pics? Of course I have.
2. Not from anyone here.
3. I mean to each their own but some look great and make you think dirty thoughts and want to fuck that person even more, other's just look weird and turn you off.I have a certain type I like as Im sure every girl does.
Possible clarification. Have you gotten them unsolicited from Internet randoms?
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Both from weirdos on instagram DMing me (instant block if you try it) and from guys Ive been talking to. Everyone sexts.
Sure, I get that. What I don't get is the randoms - like, you just open up your phone and - BOOM - random unrecognized cock in the face. Seems ... weird. Maybe that's how you kids do it nowadays. Back in my day, the order was as follows:
- First, it was all imagined in ones mind
- Then, it was seen in real life
- Last, pictures were shared

Nowadays it is: naked pictures, then maybe real names are exchanged....
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1. What (if any) type of sickness have you lied about to get out of work?
2. Have you ever gone cow tipping?
3. If you were in the circus, what act would you be?
1. Never. I love work!
2. No. My school mate Charles Stewart did knock out a cow, however.
3. The ring master.
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Sure, I get that. What I don't get is the randoms - like, you just open up your phone and - BOOM - random unrecognized cock in the face. Seems ... weird. Maybe that's how you kids do it nowadays. Back in my day, the order was as follows:
- First, it was all imagined in ones mind
- Then, it was seen in real life
- Last, pictures were shared

Nowadays it is: naked pictures, then maybe real names are exchanged....
Instagram has gotten out of control with porn. I'll be scrolling and then bam, naked chick or a guys cock and its like come on IG, get your shit together. There are kids on this site!
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1. Is it better to be respected or feared?
2. Why
3. You have a very important business meeting. What wine do you pick, and why?
I'm not mentioned here...my feeling is hurt but I will answer anyway.

1. It's not a binary solution. I'll say 70% respected and 30% feared.

2. It is better to use a pencil or a pen? They are both necessary and completely indispensable when needed. We never really get out of 8th grade no matter how old we are or where you work and bullies are everywhere.
The only way to handle them is to have a huge, 'DON'T FUQ WITH ME' sign on at all times.

This is especially true with peers. When I moved back into management one of the older managers called me up for a one-on-one to, ostensibly, tell me the lay of the land. It was actually more of a, 'we-do-it-this-way-and-don't-rock-the-boat-with-your-zany-ideas-and-expectations', talk. I ended up walking out of the lunch and told him to never waste my time with a bullshit talk ever again. Within 6 months I buried he and his team and annexed most of his area. Using many of the same people that he couldn't inspire to perform.

3. White, Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay. Red, Caymun Cab...YUMMY!!!
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1. If we asked your best friend what is your biggest weakness, how would they answer.

2. Same question regarding your biggest strength?

3. You have a special anniversary or family outing planned, but at the last minute your boss drops an emergency project in your lap. You must stay late at the expense of your time with the family...what do you say and do?
1. Impatient and can't hide his disgust of BS.
2. He is utterly indefatigable.
3. I do the project. No question. It just happened in December for our NYC trip. My family understands that the success and toys come with a price and I always make it up.
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1. Impatient and can't hide his disgust of BS.
2. He is utterly indefatigable.
3. I do the project. No question. It just happened in December for our NYC trip. My family understands that the success and toys come with a price and I always make it up.
Internet random says your greatest strength is vocabulary. Much respect.
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1. If we asked your best friend what is your biggest weakness, how would they answer.

2. Same question regarding your biggest strength?

3. You have a special anniversary or family outing planned, but at the last minute your boss drops an emergency project in your lap. You must stay late at the expense of your time with the family...what do you say and do?
I asked a colleague.

1. Biggest weakness is my mouth (haha)
2. Biggest strength is my willingness to do and complete something and punctuality.
3. If it has something to do with my daughter, I leave the project and delegate if at all possible or it wont get done. I made it very clear to my boss when he promoted me any "rush" things or something that has to filed and submitted to the courts because we are up against a deadline, if it cant be completed by 4PM then give it to another paralegal. I cannot and will not stay late on days I have to pick up my child from school.
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Internet random says your greatest strength is vocabulary. Much respect.
Thanks.

I looked at your sig and you have 2 amazing ///M's. Please don't ever sell the 2011 M3 (Unless you sell it to me !). These engines have no peers and it is highly unlikely that BMW will ever make their equal again.

I'm never giving up my V10!!

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3. If you could be any animal, which would you choose and why?
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Thanks.

I looked at your sig and you have 2 amazing ///M's. Please don't ever sell the 2011 M3 (Unless you sell it to me !). These engines have no peers and it is highly unlikely that BMW will ever make their equal again.

I'm never giving up my V10!!

Cheers.
Thanks. Yeah, there was about 20 seconds of debate when we got the M4 (It was the first one delivered in FL according to my dealer - we got it at 8:05am on launch day). No way I am giving that up. And I definitely love the V10 in that M6. I wish I had snapped up one of those. Had a chance to ride in an i8 - it was actually better than I expected. Gen 1 engine technologies tend to make me weary. I am very interested to see where they go with this. Trying to get a line on an M2, but one dealer charges an... interesting... "market premium" and the other around me is utterly clueless. We shall see.

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1. Survive the next 60 days.
2. Egg white omelet with spinach, mushrooms, jalepeño's, and gouda cheese.
3. Tough one. Puma. Sleek, stealthy, fast, deadly.

You don't get to sit this one out...give!!!
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1. Get my daughter successfully off to college. Kill it in the job I am in (and to set it up for the next step). Help my wife figure out what she wants to do once we have an empty nest.

2. Not a big breakfast guy, but I do love an occasional omelet or crepes. My family loves crepes, so I make those fairly often. Once in a great while an Eggs Benedict - that is my wife's favorite breakfast.

3. This is a tough one. I would have to pick something independent, able to defend itself, but uses its wits more than its fangs/claws/muscles/whatever. Heh... the only thing that comes to mind is a trap door spider or a rattlesnake, but those don't really have the ethos I was going for. Maybe a clouded leopard. Yeah... chills on his branch just minding his own business, but if you mess with him... you get the teeth and the claw. Plus they are smart and quite handsome. All in all... a great match for (what I like to think of as) me.
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Thanks. Yeah, there was about 20 seconds of debate when we got the M4 (It was the first one delivered in FL according to my dealer - we got it at 8:05am on launch day). No way I am giving that up. And I definitely love the V10 in that M5. I wish I had snapped up one of those. Had a chance to ride in an i8 - it was actually better than I expected. Gen 1 engine technologies tend to make me weary. I am very interested to see where they go with this. Trying to get a line on an M2, but one dealer charges an... interesting... "market premium" and the other around me is utterly clueless. We shall see.
Sweet on the delivery order!

I share your trepidation about being on the bleeding edge with tech, as well. I liked the theory and design of the i8 that I just took the plunge.

I still want to put an S65 into the i8 body. An epic combination, imho!

Good luck with the M2. Perhaps a smaller dealership who just wants to move the unit?

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Ok, new serious three questions for the ladies. The topic is dick pics.
1. Have you gotten them? (Bonus question: about how many?)
2. From dudes here?
3. What are your thoughts on them in general?

If you wish to expound on general pleading/begging/spam asking for nudes and such, this is an open mic. Go!

Mr Tonka You don't get to answer. I know you've gotten at least one (you're welcome).
1. Yes. A LOT.
2. From Lups. It's is fucking massive, though - I'd share it with people if I had one like that too.
3. As Sara said, it depends. Depends on the dick, depends on the person, depends on the mood. Seeing how hard someone you're into gets for you, usually a turn on. Dude I met briefly who sent me a picture of his boner captioned "this is wot u miss" (he was French) after I stopped responding to his texts, weird/creepy/hilarious.
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3. If you could be any animal, which would you choose and why?

1. Figure out how to take my skills and transfer into a new job where my skills will be respected and actually get the credit it deserves. Second is to continue working on myself as well as getting out and doing new and old things I enjoy.

2. Bacon. Thick cut preferably, thin cut is weak as doesn't usually absorb curing as well. Plus when you cook thick cut just right, the fat will just melt on your tongue. Meal? Eggs Benedict. FUCK YEAH!

3. Hmmmm...., I would probably want to be a blue footed boobie. Just because it sounds funny. Maybe a Bald Eagle so I could swoop down and kill some shit with my fucking awesome talons. Nobody fucks with talons.
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1)Stop being so damn fickle with my car situation. And finish up preproduction before deadline on Thursday so I can go home.

2) can't function without breakfast. Usually the biggest meal for me- which before heavy deadlifts/squats day- I'll eat pizza (half of a large) before with a big bowl of grapes and a protein shake. (Remember my sleep schedule is reversed) best way to wake up! Morning sex would make it even better (and fasted cardio- 2 for 1)

3) a penguin, because they're cute like me.
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1. Yes. A LOT.
2. From Lups. It's is fucking massive, though - I'd share it with people if I had one like that too.
3. As Sara said, it depends. Depends on the dick, depends on the person, depends on the mood. Seeing how hard someone you're into gets for you, usually a turn on. Dude I met briefly who sent me a picture of his boner captioned "this is wot u miss" (he was French) after I stopped responding to his texts, weird/creepy/hilarious.
This is fascinating.
My first observation is that I expected more from a Frenchman. C'mon dude. You cannot do better than "this is wot u miss"? REALLY?

Also, now I know why my Internet slows down. I always thought it was people watching YouTube and Netflix. It isn't. It is all these digitized cocks clogging up Cyberspace. This makes Gibson's vision of a highly immersive and visualized "cyberspace" even more dystopian. Every time you "jacked in", you'd be flying through a swarm of dicks. THIS is why we cannot have nice things. Thanks pervs.
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This is fascinating.
My first observation is that I expected more from a Frenchman. C'mon dude. You cannot do better than "this is wot u miss"? REALLY?

Also, now I know why my Internet slows down. I always thought it was people watching YouTube and Netflix. It isn't. It is all these digitized cocks clogging up Cyberspace. This makes Gibson's vision of a highly immersive and visualized "cyberspace" even more dystopian. Every time you "jacked in", you'd be flying through a swarm of dicks. THIS is why we cannot have nice things. Thanks pervs.
DUDE!!!

Try doing work on the internet in a hotel after 11 pm. Sorry, all of the bandwidth is taken up with the digitized junk photo's and straight up porn. Be kind to your fellow travelers and just purchase the movie on the TV!

The entire internet is converging to a single point and that point is the delivery of porn.
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