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      06-18-2020, 11:55 AM   #6293
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Good way to end it in your situation would be, 'you can go return the white jeans'

Jokes aside, stepping back will show you someone's true intentions. She'll reach out if she cares enough.
Stepping back is also indicative that you are no longer interested. Be careful with this.
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I get it daily, although the girlfriend started Sunday night, so this week has been more productive at the gym in the evenings. However, today is day 5, which means tonight's the night!
So...."things are gonna change, I can feel it"?

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I've decided to just step back for now and see what happens. I think it's a lost cause.
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Stepping back is also indicative that you are no longer interested. Be careful with this.
Seconded. Careful Dinonz. I have a question though for you - you said you told her how you felt already. What did you tell her, and equally important, what was her response? Some people here may have some experience with that and can tell you what happened when they heard something similar. Might be good to "ask the audience" so to speak.
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      06-18-2020, 12:39 PM   #6295
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So...."things are gonna change, I can feel it"?





Seconded. Careful Dinonz. I have a question though for you - you said you told her how you felt already. What did you tell her, and equally important, what was her response? Some people here may have some experience with that and can tell you what happened when they heard something similar. Might be good to "ask the audience" so to speak.
I'm with Joe on this one. Let's hear some details.

When it comes to matters of the heart and expressing how you feel about that special someone, I try to keep things simple and say things like "You make my pants tight" "Your scent makes me swell with anticipation" "You make me drip" You know, romantic stuff. They love that shit.

BTW, lyrics to Loser from Beck. Some asshat on here was calling us all losers a few months back. I really need to change my username, avatar, etc. again. It's coming, i just haven't decided on what yet.
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      06-18-2020, 03:17 PM   #6296
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Lol, someone needs to get laid soon, this thread is getting depressing.
Working on it!

Had a date Tues. and it went very well, so she is coming over to my place tonight to have dinner and give me a massage.

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Lol, someone needs to get laid soon, this thread is getting depressing.
Working on it!

Had a date Tues. and it went very well, so she is coming over to my place tonight to have dinner and give me a massage.

Give you COVID-19 as well?
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Lol, someone needs to get laid soon, this thread is getting depressing.



calm down man, covid is out here.
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She might be having the same thoughts as you. Gotta remember she's young and prolly just getting into the profession. She might not want to have that awkward interaction if things don't go the right way. Just play it by ear amigo.



yea i definitely thought about this as well. I was thinking next week to just ask her to hang out or something. Be bold and shit, after all it is 2020..
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Lol, someone needs to get laid soon, this thread is getting depressing.
im heading to back to campus on Friday, need to undo my last week's mistake
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I'm with Joe on this one. Let's hear some details.

When it comes to matters of the heart and expressing how you feel about that special someone, I try to keep things simple and say things like "You make my pants tight" "Your scent makes me swell with anticipation" "You make me drip" You know, romantic stuff. They love that shit.

BTW, lyrics to Loser from Beck. Some asshat on here was calling us all losers a few months back. I really need to change my username, avatar, etc. again. It's coming, i just haven't decided on what yet.
Oh I know, and I remember that guy - I even threw him some rope just to see if he wanted to go for a ban, but he never used it. Just thought I'd use your signature on you. I happen to like the song generally.
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calm down man, covid is out here.
According to my very scientific research, our age group is more likely to die from heart related complications during sex than COVID.

Honestly, it's the whole 'being as spreader' conundrum that is holding me back from socializing. Like I said before, it would drive me nuts to know I passed the virus along to someone, especially if they we’re compromised or something.

It’s all good though, have been running a lot more and eating really clean for summer bod. Trying to get that 8 pack for the post rona pu$$y… ya feel?



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A colleague at work had a good one recently. The guy sent her a bottle of wine and they shared a glass over Zoom.
That sounds like fun! I had dates like this with my ex for several months when we were trying out LDR.

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Yes yes, thats good. Ive gotten girls like this, make fun have argue and make eye contact. Then go kiss and grab her wrist and put it to the side then bite her neck while taking of your shirt. Then lifter her skirt up and rub theigh meat
Lmfao. Who tf is this guy?

He cracks me up!
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I get it daily, although the girlfriend started Sunday night, so this week has been more productive at the gym in the evenings. However, today is day 5, which means tonight's the night!
Very nice sensei, but relationship sex doesn't count.

You get 1/8 of a point as it takes 1/8 the effort.

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I'm with Joe on this one. Let's hear some details.

When it comes to matters of the heart and expressing how you feel about that special someone, I try to keep things simple and say things like "You make my pants tight" "Your scent makes me swell with anticipation" "You make me drip" You know, romantic stuff. They love that shit.

BTW, lyrics to Loser from Beck. Some asshat on here was calling us all losers a few months back. I really need to change my username, avatar, etc. again. It's coming, i just haven't decided on what yet.
Ah man what the fuck is "you make me drip"

Also, who?
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Good way to end it in your situation would be, 'you can go return the white jeans'

Jokes aside, stepping back will show you someone's true intentions. She'll reach out if she cares enough.
She's here at my place detailing her car (my garage is way bigger) and we talked a bit. She's had a rough life and doesn't trust people.
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Stepping back is also indicative that you are no longer interested. Be careful with this.
I think she likes the friendship and companionship but no more. She wants to go out to dinner, but I'm sure just as friends nothing more. I think she's scared.
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I'm with Joe on this one. Let's hear some details.

When it comes to matters of the heart and expressing how you feel about that special someone, I try to keep things simple and say things like "You make my pants tight" "Your scent makes me swell with anticipation" "You make me drip" You know, romantic stuff. They love that shit.

BTW, lyrics to Loser from Beck. Some asshat on here was calling us all losers a few months back. I really need to change my username, avatar, etc. again. It's coming, i just haven't decided on what yet.
I don't remember what I said but knowing me it was something stupid. It was nothing like that though

I even get the feeling she just doesn't want to date anyone. Not right now.
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Lol, someone needs to get laid soon, this thread is getting depressing.
Working on it!

Had a date Tues. and it went very well, so she is coming over to my place tonight to have dinner and give me a massage.

Yes yes body rub and put her in a tub
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She's here at my place detailing her car (my garage is way bigger) and we talked a bit. She's had a rough life and doesn't trust people.



i think someone in here hit that precisely on the head
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Yes yes body rub and put her in a tub


lmao
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Oh I know, and I remember that guy - I even threw him some rope just to see if he wanted to go for a ban, but he never used it. Just thought I'd use your signature on you. I happen to like the song generally.
I'm an idiot. Forgive me. This is what lack of sleep does to you. I remember now that you and I and a few others had a discussion about this. Please overlook me this week.

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Very nice sensei, but relationship sex doesn't count.

You get 1/8 of a point as it takes 1/8 the effort.

This is valid. Carry on.

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Ah man what the fuck is "you make me drip"

Also, who?
Just like it sounds good sir and I'm not referring to dripping from the nose or eyes. A few friends of mine and I were drunk one night, years ago, and we were discussing what one-liners we have dropped on the ladies before. Some where serious and actually trying, others were just us being drunk and stupid. I threw "you make me drip" out there and it just stuck.

I think the guy who was calling us all losers was westrace lols. Not even sure if he is still around anymore.

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Yes yes body rub and put her in a tub
Jesus man. Why is it that every time I read your posts they remind me of the Emperor from Star Wars speaking, but after he's hit his head on something.....hard.....and often.
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Yeah 213 reminds me of a 14-17 yr old that just may be a bit on the autism spectrum and is trying to make big boy jokes about sex...


Date # 2 went well, sushi and a movie, and she started working on my arms and shoulders a bit then, before moving to a better spot to work on my back and legs. Oh, and yes she is an actual medical massage therapist, so she is doing a very thorough job.

Suffice to say, she spent the night, some late night shower was needed, and I hope neither of us are asymptomatic carriers of The Covid.
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Yeah 213 reminds me of a 14-17 yr old that just may be a bit on the autism spectrum and is trying to make big boy jokes about sex...


Date # 2 went well, sushi and a movie, and she started working on my arms and shoulders a bit then, before moving to a better spot to work on my back and legs. Oh, and yes she is an actual medical massage therapist, so she is doing a very thorough job.

Suffice to say, she spent the night, some late night shower was needed, and I hope neither of us are asymptomatic carriers of The Covid.

Good people of the dating thread, we have a winner that has emerged victorious during a pandemic! Well done lad.....well done!
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