Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Hmm - I do know of a religion that promises women in the afterlife, but last time some people were promised that not-so-great events happened.

Rumor says that they'll run out of female virgins into afterlife, so they would toss in the male ones too

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

Hmm - I do know of a religion that promises women in the afterlife, but last time some people were promised that not-so-great events happened.

I'm either your age, or your son's age I'm 22. I've deleted all the apps about a month ago, surprisingly ive had more luck hitting up old friends than pursuing on the apps. I have done some research into tinder (and probably going to re-download it once the state opens), but i like hinge the most. Bumble has been a hit or miss with me, somehow matched less with my white name (Tony). Not the kind of guy to pull the race card ever, but wanted to try it out.

What sort of help do you need with it?

Just go to a park or a bar, and have a nice face with while slightly squinting eyes and say"hey" but touch their shoulder

[Jordan's World]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

Just go to a park or a bar, and have a nice face with while slightly squinting eyes and say"hey" but touch their shoulder

I had my doubts about you 213, but after this post, there's no doubt this guy lays pipe.

Creepy shoulder tap = money.

[IllSic_Design]

Originally Posted by Jordan's World

I had my doubts about you 213, but after this post, there's no doubt this guy lays pipe.

Creepy shoulder tap = money.

LMAO

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by IllSic_Design

LMAO

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

MKSixer on the hunt for another model?

I'm kinda laying low.

I've been speaking with a former IFBB pro body builder. She's pretty nice but I'm taking it slowly. I'm enjoying the relative peace and solitude I've had over the last 3 or 4 weeks. Peace and quiet is intoxicating.

[upstatedoc]

Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!

No one said anything about celibacy!

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm kinda laying low.

I've been speaking with a former IFBB pro body builder. She's pretty nice but I'm taking it slowly. I'm enjoying the relative peace and solitude I've had over the last 3 or 4 weeks. Peace and quiet is intoxicating.

Been there and done that. Be careful. If she's out of the industry....she should be good.

If not, your life could be consumed by her "selfishness" if she fits the mold of most of them.

That's why I never viewed them as relationship material.

I will say this.....some of them are straight up wild in the sack. I used to go to expos all the time. Easiest place to hook up.....even easier than a bar if you are in decent shape!!

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!

Perhaps we can help each other out

Haven’t gotten any since last Sunday. Wife currently asleep, should I wake that ass up?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

Been there and done that. Be careful. If she's out of the industry....she should be good.

If not, your life could be consumed by her "selfishness" if she fits the mold of most of them.

That's why I never viewed them as relationship material.

I will say this.....some of them are straight up wild in the sack. I used to go to expos all the time. Easiest place to hook up.....even easier than a bar if you are in decent shape!!

She's out. She's is 48 and still in incredible shape. She was a professional tennis player, as well.

I have seen flashes of what you speak. We shall see.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

what sucks about quarantine is, tinder is filled with normal girls
i need the crazy, i crave the crazy

im not a greek god looking guy so the crazy rarely match on tinder, i miss being able to go out

I completely forgot that yesterday bars were opening up on campus when posting this

[Turkish Pickle]

I am convinced there has been lying going on involving all of us and a friend of this thread.

Option 1 - he's been lying to us, his gf isn't 40 but instead around 20.
Option 2 - he's been lying to his main gf: he has two girlfriends. One for the cutesy IG pics, other to flex on us and have fun
Option 3 - i've been lying to myself: this is all a simulation and he doesn't even have a gf but i've finally lost my mind and have confused things.


Can we figure out who i'm talking about and which option is the answer? This is eating me alive

[rwheels]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I am convinced there has been lying going on involving all of us and a friend of this thread.

Option 1 - he's been lying to us, his gf isn't 40 but instead around 20.
Option 2 - he's been lying to his main gf: he has two girlfriends. One for the cutesy IG pics, other to flex on us and have fun
Option 3 - i've been lying to myself: this is all a simulation and he doesn't even have a gf but i've finally lost my mind and have confused things.


Can we figure out who i'm talking about and which option is the answer? This is eating me alive

If we're thinking about the same person, the gf is more like 20. Here's a copy of the text I intercepted from them.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I am convinced there has been lying going on involving all of us and a friend of this thread.

Option 1 - he's been lying to us, his gf isn't 40 but instead around 20.
Option 2 - he's been lying to his main gf: he has two girlfriends. One for the cutesy IG pics, other to flex on us and have fun
Option 3 - i've been lying to myself: this is all a simulation and he doesn't even have a gf but i've finally lost my mind and have confused things.


Can we figure out who i'm talking about and which option is the answer? This is eating me alive

I have no words. I'm sure she would appreciate the compliments. That reminds me, I need to take that picture down.

[213e90n51]

Originally Posted by rwheels

If we're thinking about the same person, the gf is more like 20. Here's a copy of the text I intercepted from them.

Skirt and tight underwear she wear

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by 213e90n51

Skirt and tight underwear she wear

LOL.....keep them coming man! Your posts make me chuckle every time I see one....and I mean that in a good way.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

LOL.....keep them coming man! Your posts make me chuckle every time I see one....and I mean that in a good way.

213 is to BP as JJ Evans is to Good Times.

[wcr3d]

I think he is more the proverbial left field type of guy.
Or better yet, Latka from Taxi!

[FredrickMiller]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Three or four weeks I haven't had sex in two months. Get busy!

Understand you, dude!!
Good or bad experience, having it is already good. I work a lot, so I don’t have time on dates and the same thing with sex. In this regard, dating for adults are very helpful. Found a review on HookupMasters.com and can have a wonderful time even not leaving home. For now this is relevant for me, but of course, if there's enough time, I prefer traditional dates.

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by wcr3d

I think he is more the proverbial left field type of guy.
Or better yet, Latka from Taxi!

Speaking of Taxi....We have a guy here at work who is Christopher Lloyds character of Jim Ignatowski's doppelganger....looks....actions....everything.

Its hilarious.

[nyalpine90]

Hello
I bet i missed allooooot lol
Hope everyone is keeping 6ft away lol