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04-21-2023, 02:51 PM | #5963 |
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04-21-2023, 02:57 PM | #5965 |
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...when you trade your Water Pik for an ice pick.....
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04-26-2023, 05:46 PM | #5966 |
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04-26-2023, 09:55 PM | #5969 |
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I’ve been quoting an old Pizza Hut radio commercial to my GIL and had to pull it up on my phone to have her hear it
Then I did the math and she was born 19 years after the commercial “Go to da freezer, get da box” “I’m helllpppiinnnnggggg!”
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04-26-2023, 10:07 PM | #5971 |
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04-26-2023, 11:12 PM | #5973 |
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04-27-2023, 01:54 PM | #5974 |
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Dry shoe tops when standing at a toilet?????
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04-27-2023, 03:25 PM | #5975 |
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04-27-2023, 06:32 PM | #5976 |
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Yes, but JJ is in Canada.....
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04-27-2023, 07:31 PM | #5977 | |
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Then again they had the "I don't feel fresh" advert at dinner time since the 90's, and you can't see people drinking beer |
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04-27-2023, 11:40 PM | #5978 |
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If you’re drinking the douche, you’re doing it wrong
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04-29-2023, 05:10 PM | #5979 |
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...when your school bus didn't need a door gunner.....
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04-29-2023, 05:27 PM | #5980 |
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04-29-2023, 05:28 PM | #5981 |
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You know you're old when your insurance promotion goes up strictly because of your age
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04-29-2023, 06:14 PM | #5982 |
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...you remember getting a new reg. plate every year.
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04-30-2023, 12:22 PM | #5983 |
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How to get rid of scrotum crabs:
Shave the left side, then set the right side on fire. When the crabs run to the left side, stab them with an ice pick.
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05-04-2023, 12:27 AM | #5984 |
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