Ask a guy anything...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What am I then, chopped liver

I think "Pocket Rocket" is the correct vernacular.

[1MOREMOD]

We can't be friends now. Please delete those dic pics I sent you

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

We can't be friends now. Please delete those dic pics I sent you

But, i just bought that monitor magnifier.

Which BTW, if you're keeping track, is far better than someone requiring a microscope to view your dick pics.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But, i just bought that monitor magnifier.

Looks like it's gonna poke your eye out right!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But, i just bought that monitor magnifier.

Which BTW, if you're keeping track, is far better than someone requiring a microscope to view your dick pics.

Hey, at least I cared enough to see them that I got a microscope.

[1MOREMOD]

Now I'm forced to post pictures of it you jerks

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Hey, at least I cared enough to see them that I got a microscope.

YOu might need to upgrade it to electron microscope to see 1 angstrom.
NEFARIOUS is electron microscope encyclopedia.

[UncleWede]

If we went camping together, and you woke up with lube on you cheeks, would you tell anyone?

[1MOREMOD]

I haven't yet

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

So what's your M3? You getting in touch with your feminine side?

yes - 'her' name is Christine

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I haven't yet

Friend request accepted

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

If we went camping together, and you woke up with lube on you cheeks, would you tell anyone?

Were you asking me specifically I thought that was an ask the guys question. We can't be friends or camp bro.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Were you asking me specifically I thought that was an ask the guys question. We can't be friends or camp bro.

I'd join you! I'd be more than okay waking up with your faces or arses being covered in lube.

[1MOREMOD]

Not cool

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Not cool

Hey ask bimmette, Biorin or me: So totally was!

[1MOREMOD]

You 3 lubed each other

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You 3 lubed each other

Lets go camping and I'll take photos and we can then vote after posting?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Another good question would be for Ax. Why would you say a penis would be a He if you named yours "Princess Consuelo Banana Hammock"?

Because he is the highest of honour, and princess is simply a ploy to catch the woman off guard before we go for the ol' princess poophole loophole.


This is coming from the guy who named his penis "Almighty She-Wee".

[Whostheboss]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?

I don't need this surgery.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

I don't need this surgery.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Because he is the highest of honour, and princess is simply a ploy to catch the woman off guard before we go for the ol' princess poophole loophole.


This is coming from the guy who named his penis "Almighty She-Wee".

Dude, it's ALMIGHTY She-Wee. The emphasis is on the ALMIGHTY! Arghhh!! How many times do i have to tell you, princess.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude, it's ALMIGHTY She-Wee. The emphasis is on the ALMIGHTY! Arghhh!! How many times do i have to tell you, princess.

I just like seeing you all riled up, getting your feathers flustered. Such a huge turn on!


I've been thinking about letting her become Princess Rapunzel. You know, let that glorious bush grow for the unforeseeable future.