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      06-28-2021, 12:30 PM   #5743
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There's nothing beyond sex that could occur with a woman that young so I try to avoid it. I need more substance.
As a general rule, I would agree. But don't slam the door (right?)
My SIL married a man 20+ years her elder. She was in that 19-22 range. They've been married for nigh on 30+ years . . .
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it's an interesting phenomenon because women will ogle the fit guy as he walks by on the beach or go gaga for the built dude on television, but when their own guy gets fit, it doesn't work out so well. I've mostly dated really fit women, but like i said in an earlier post, a women doesn't have to be a gym rat to be sexy to me. It is tough(er) to date when you're fit because the assumption seems to be that fit men are self centered and will choose the gym over their woman, which isn't the case.


….and why is everything in boldface type now?!?!
agree 100% but it doesn't just stop there. I was also once dumped for a guy that looked like he had shit together. Lost out on the girl for no other reason than him having his shit together. What did i do, i got my shit together. Now....house paid off, good job, money in the bank, drives nice car, takes care of myself....women are now intimidated because most of them don't have their shit together and i'm intimidating.

I'm with you that women don't need to be the peak of personal fitness to be sexy. Personality trumps looks all day long, however; there is sliding scale/matrix to this.
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      06-28-2021, 12:32 PM   #5745
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There's nothing beyond sex that could occur with a woman that young so I try to avoid it. I need more substance.
As a general rule, I would agree. But don't slam the door (right?)
My SIL married a man 20+ years her elder. She was in that 19-22 range. They've been married for nigh on 30+ years . . .
I mean…..I don't slam doors. My mother raised me well.
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      06-28-2021, 04:27 PM   #5746
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There's nothing beyond sex that could occur with a woman that young so I try to avoid it. I need more substance.
As a general rule, I would agree. But don't slam the door (right?)
My SIL married a man 20+ years her elder. She was in that 19-22 range. They've been married for nigh on 30+ years . . .
I mean…..I don't slam doors. My mother raised me well.
Its for those ghetto people that slam crap.
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      06-28-2021, 08:31 PM   #5747
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What's the deal with that whole page of bolded posts??
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      06-29-2021, 09:47 AM   #5749
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You think too much. Just roll with it.
I confess I've been accused of overthinking everything, by multiple people.
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You think too much. Just roll with it.
But what if it's a conspiracy??
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      06-29-2021, 10:05 AM   #5751
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You think too much. Just roll with it.
But what if it's a conspiracy??
Wait, do I need special glasses or something to see the bold????
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I confess, the girlfriend is out of town for a few days. No sex was had last night, but I got more than 4 hours of sleep and feel amazing today. I'm so conflicted right now.


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Wait, do I need special glasses or something to see the bold????
Yes....special glasses = cell phone + BP app.

.....or you can just use the ones on your head.
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I confess that I think I want to do another show. I haven't done one in years.
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But what if it's a conspiracy??
LOL the moon landing. The president used those squiggly line phones to call the astronauts but I cant even get signal in my parking garage on my Iphone.
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Lol! Naw. Body building.
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My mother raised me well.
She may have but she has no idea what you are up to. I need to talk to her, especially regarding your marinara recipe. he he he...
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She may have but she has no idea what you are up to. I need to talk to her, especially regarding your marinara recipe. he he he...
That's our lil secret L.J.
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I confess, the girlfriend is out of town for a few days. No sex was had last night, but I got more than 4 hours of sleep and feel amazing today. I'm so conflicted right now.




Yes....special glasses = cell phone + BP app.

.....or you can just use the ones on your head.
I've passed up sex for sleep - if we ever divorce I'll regret that because she is a stunner, but I need my 6-7hrs man haha
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What is this sex you speak of? I confess I forgot how to sex.
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I confess that I think I want to do another show. I haven't done one in years.
Is there a show where you can display your plant growing abilities while polishing your green beauties in a sanctily clad bottom while holding one of your clean decorative towels over your arm and flexing your neatly manicured body?

If so, I might just fly to watch
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      06-29-2021, 01:46 PM   #5763
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I confess that I think I want to do another show. I haven't done one in years.
Is there a show where you can display your plant growing abilities while polishing your green beauties in a sanctily clad bottom while holding one of your clean decorative towels over your arm and sporting your neatly manicured body?

If so, I might just fly to watch



I LOL'd so loud right now. I'll send you a ticket……front row for you babe.


….but until then, this is for you. Lol! Tending to one of my green beauties with a scantily clad bottom draped over my neatly manicured forearm in place of a decorative towel.
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Is there a show where you can display your plant growing abilities while polishing your green beauties in a sanctily clad bottom while holding one of your clean decorative towels over your arm and flexing your neatly manicured body?

If so, I might just fly to watch
Go Rebekah! Too funny. This might just be the best post ever.
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