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Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

But a penis is also there to attract women, and all other female baits are female! Where the fuck is the logic?

She translates books as a side job and this one she's working on has given us endless joy. It seems to be the worst book ever written.

A dildo is an it. "where is my dildo? Ah, there it is"

Hahahahaaaaa, take that Ax!

Not for my wife. She names all her vehicles guy names as well as her bikes. Luckily, she hasn't named her bike seats.

I've got 3 bikes and they are named after various BP female members. That way i can say i was out riding Bimmette all day or that i took Biorin out for a few hot and sweaty loops at Flatwoods or i was out on the off road trails giving Lups a vigorous beating.

I just recalled that Ax told me that via PM and i probably wasn't supposed to let that out of the bag. Sorry bro.

Lups · 10-29-2015, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

The penis is an extension of the male persona....therefore this particular member is always referred to as 'He'.

Example: I have too much adult beverage, and closing time is fast approaching. Because I likely have beer goggles, 'He' now is thinking for us....

Because of this behavior, we typically 'beat' him often for his terrible behavior.

So what's your M3? You getting in touch with your feminine side?

Lups · 10-29-2015, 02:50 PM

Hey Tonka! Explain something for me quick!

The difference between a cop and a sheriff? The later has to have some special high Wayne certificate right?

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 03:05 PM

Cop is slang for any Law Enforcement Officer (LEO)

Police are typically reserved to a city or town wide jurisdiction.

The Sheriff is the highest ranking LEO in a county. Sheriff deputies have county wide jurisdiction.

State Police (State Trooper) have state wide jurisdiction.

fravel · 10-29-2015, 03:17 PM

Sheriff's are also elected to their position, where as a "regular" LEO is hired.

MrPrena · 10-29-2015, 03:20 PM

The Sheriff is 1/2 politician 1/2 LEO.

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by fravel

Sheriff's are also elected to their position, where as a "regular" LEO is hired.

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

The Sheriff is 1/2 politician 1/2 LEO.

Shit, i leave out one word and here come the lynch mob. lol

MrPrena · 10-29-2015, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Shit, i leave out one word and here come the lynch mob. lol

You sand "Lynch Mob" hahahaah

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

You sand "Lynch Mob" hahahaah

Damnit! My FF team is the Lombardy Lynch Mob. As in Vince Lombardi and John Lynch, past FS for the Bucs.

Wait... why is that funny to you?

MrPrena · 10-29-2015, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Damnit! My FF team is the Lombardy Lynch Mob. As in Vince Lombardi and John Lynch, past FS for the Bucs.

My financial comedian group consists of

Merrill Lynch
Peter Lynch
Christopher Lynch

I am glad there is no first name of "Tarden."

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

My financial comedian group consists of

Merrill Lynch
Peter Lynch
Christopher Lynch

I am glad there is no first name of "Tarden."

Man, for a second there you made me think i misspelled that. Earlier, Tara called me out on asking the same question twice so i thought i was screwing up all over the place.

MrPrena · 10-29-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Man, for a second there you made me think i misspelled that. Earlier, Tara called me out on asking the same question twice so i thought i was screwing up all over the place.

You mentioned John Lynch. It encouraged me to continue to find more famous "Lynch/"

I just googled name. Amazingly there is a name called "TARDEN"

TARDEN LYNCH

Biorin · 10-29-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Okay guys, this is a huge one!

Yesterday I was talking with my extremely normal friend and he told me what was up with their lives and since the wife is the expert of pornographic books, we ended up having a half an hour conversation about this tiny thing.

If in English you have a she and a he, and all things you see as desirable end up being females (cars, boats, planes...) is there some sort of line where a penis also becomes a he or a she?

In her book there was a line going like "well he'd like to be inside of you too" and since we don't have a he or a she in Finnish, we decided to discuss this at length.

So, would a penis be a he or a she?

In French, penis is feminine and vagina is masculine. Just a thought.

1MOREMOD · 10-29-2015, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Not for my wife. She names all her vehicles guy names as well as her bikes. Luckily, she hasn't named her bike seats.

I've got 3 bikes and they are named after various BP female members. That way i can say i was out riding Bimmette all day or that i took Biorin out for a few hot and sweaty loops at Flatwoods or i was out on the off road trails giving Lups a vigorous beating.

I just recalled that Ax told me that via PM and i probably wasn't supposed to let that out of the bag. Sorry bro.

I thought at first your wife named all her dildos. Would be disturbing when you met the guy friend it relates to.

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I thought at first your wife named all her dildos. Would be disturbing when you met the guy friend it relates to.

That makes better since now. And now i know why she only has small ones. She's got this REALLY small one, pocket rocket or something like that, but it's named 1mod. Now i get it.

1MOREMOD · 10-29-2015, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

That makes better since now. And now i know why she only has small ones. She's got this REALLY small one, pocket rocket or something like that, but it's named 1mod. Now i get it.

Yep I just give it to her twice for full 6 inches.

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 04:01 PM

^^ Problem solver.

1MOREMOD · 10-29-2015, 04:03 PM

Plus never get any complaints when I put it in the butt

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 04:06 PM

^^ When you get lemons, make lemonade.

Or use them to get that smell off your wee wanker. lol

Biorin · 10-29-2015, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I thought at first your wife named all her dildos. Would be disturbing when you met the guy friend it relates to.

That makes better since now. And now i know why she only has small ones. She's got this REALLY small one, pocket rocket or something like that, but it's named 1mod. Now i get it.

Hahahaha...ha...hahaha... Mr Tonka, you so funny.

MrPrena · 10-29-2015, 04:26 PM

Questions?

We will post honest and secrets on here to get this going.
If too personal, we will post some and post rest on PM.

1MOREMOD · 10-29-2015, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Hahahaha...ha...hahaha... Mr Tonka, you so funny.

What am I then, chopped liver

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