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KRS_SN · 07-13-2021, 06:35 PM

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Buug959 · 07-17-2021, 07:49 AM

"The best time to do preventative maintenance is yesterday."

Ryan Stewart

M5Rick · 07-17-2021, 12:08 PM

''Bottoms up''

Me

Rkt48 · 07-18-2021, 08:42 AM

Mr Bobby, there’s no smoking in here! It’s ok ma’am I’m a volunteer fireman.

SWFLf10 · 07-20-2021, 12:23 AM

"Good or bad, hard to say."

Kind of a longish story explaining it, here is the full story:

There was once a farmer in a village and one day, his horse ran away. So, the villagers came up to him and said, "Oooh! That's bad."

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say."

The next day, the horse returned and brought with it seven wild horses. So, the villagers came up to him and said, "Ah! more horses, that's good."

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say."

A week later, the farmer's son was riding one of the wild horses, was thrown off it and breaks his leg. So, the villagers came up to him and said, "That's terrible luck."

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say."

The next week, the king sent word commanding all able men of age to enlist in the army for the upcoming war against a neighbouring kingdom. They came to the village to look for men to enlist but when they see the farmer's son has a broken leg, they pass him by. Now, the villagers came up to him and said, "That's good luck!"

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say."

garyfried · 07-20-2021, 08:10 AM

When is the best time to plant a tree? 20 years ago !

Esteban · 07-22-2021, 12:50 PM

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."

Helen Keller

Esteban · 07-22-2021, 01:38 PM

Or...

"The best things in life are free, but you can keep 'em for the birds and bees; now give me money."

Berry Gordy / Janie Bradford

upstatedoc · 07-22-2021, 02:17 PM

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down -Chumbawamba

Esteban · 07-22-2021, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down -Chumbawamba

"Pissing the night away." lol

UncleWede · 07-22-2021, 03:24 PM

I was drunk as a skunk eating lunch with a cross-eyed bear,
You been there!

Old Dominion

Lady Jane · 07-22-2021, 03:56 PM

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Littlebear · 07-23-2021, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I was drunk as a skunk eating lunch with a cross-eyed bear,
You been there!

Old Dominion

Papa killed the chicken, thought it was a duck.
Put it on the table with its feet sticking up.
Ain't it crazy?

Lady Jane · 07-24-2021, 10:28 AM

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KevinC · 07-24-2021, 01:34 PM

3.0L · 07-25-2021, 09:32 AM

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

-General George S. Patton

3.0L · 07-25-2021, 09:57 AM

"Have you noticed that Italian women are either really beautiful or really ugly?"

-an observant friend

Littlebear · 07-27-2021, 05:53 AM

"There has never been a single tweet that couldn't be replaced with 'PLEASE AUTHENTICATE MY EXISTENCE.'"

Charlie Brooker

Littlebear · 07-27-2021, 04:21 PM

"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."

Educator Laurence Peter

Littlebear · 07-31-2021, 03:48 PM

"How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take a warning?"

Jonathan Swift

Mintsopoulos · 07-31-2021, 04:29 PM

“And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.”

― George R.R. Martin

Mintsopoulos · 07-31-2021, 04:30 PM

“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

― G. Michael Hopf

07-13-2021, 06:35 PM	#529
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07-17-2021, 07:49 AM	#530
Buug959 Captain 22698 Rep 891 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	"The best time to do preventative maintenance is yesterday." Ryan Stewart __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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07-17-2021, 12:08 PM	#531
M5Rick General 68222 Rep 21,994 Posts Drives: M5 F10 DCT Gunmetal Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: GB iTrader: (0)	''Bottoms up'' Me Last edited by M5Rick; 10-21-2023 at 09:57 AM..
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07-18-2021, 08:42 AM	#532
Rkt48 Enlisted Member 52 Rep 34 Posts Drives: BMW F80 M3 Alpine White-SOLD Join Date: Feb 2021 Location: Missouri iTrader: (0)	Mr Bobby, there’s no smoking in here! It’s ok ma’am I’m a volunteer fireman.
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07-20-2021, 12:23 AM	#533
SWFLf10 Captain 381 Rep 639 Posts Drives: 2016 Alpina B6, 2015 535i Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW Alpina B6 ... [10.00] 2015 BMW 535i [8.83]	"Good or bad, hard to say." Kind of a longish story explaining it, here is the full story: There was once a farmer in a village and one day, his horse ran away. So, the villagers came up to him and said, "Oooh! That's bad." He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say." The next day, the horse returned and brought with it seven wild horses. So, the villagers came up to him and said, "Ah! more horses, that's good." He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say." A week later, the farmer's son was riding one of the wild horses, was thrown off it and breaks his leg. So, the villagers came up to him and said, "That's terrible luck." He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say." The next week, the king sent word commanding all able men of age to enlist in the army for the upcoming war against a neighbouring kingdom. They came to the village to look for men to enlist but when they see the farmer's son has a broken leg, they pass him by. Now, the villagers came up to him and said, "That's good luck!" He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Good or bad, hard to say."
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07-20-2021, 08:10 AM	#534
garyfried Private 287 Rep 98 Posts Drives: BMW 435ix Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: Alberta, iTrader: (0)	When is the best time to plant a tree? 20 years ago !
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07-22-2021, 12:50 PM	#535
Esteban Major General 53285 Rep 7,237 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." Helen Keller
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07-22-2021, 01:38 PM	#536
Esteban Major General 53285 Rep 7,237 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	Or... "The best things in life are free, but you can keep 'em for the birds and bees; now give me money." Berry Gordy / Janie Bradford
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07-22-2021, 02:17 PM	#537
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7533 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down -Chumbawamba __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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07-22-2021, 03:24 PM	#539
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I was drunk as a skunk eating lunch with a cross-eyed bear, You been there! Old Dominion
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07-22-2021, 03:56 PM	#540
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07-24-2021, 10:28 AM	#542
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07-24-2021, 01:34 PM	#543
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07-25-2021, 09:32 AM	#544
3.0L Colonel 10718 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -General George S. Patton __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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07-25-2021, 09:57 AM	#545
3.0L Colonel 10718 Rep 2,011 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300 Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: California iTrader: (0)	"Have you noticed that Italian women are either really beautiful or really ugly?" -an observant friend __________________ 2014 BMW M235i 2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300 Expert ultracrepidarian
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07-27-2021, 05:53 AM	#546
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07-27-2021, 04:21 PM	#547
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07-31-2021, 03:48 PM	#548
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07-31-2021, 04:29 PM	#549
Mintsopoulos Captain 672 Rep 602 Posts Drives: '15 MW F80 6MT Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	“And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.” ― George R.R. Martin __________________ #TMGPS For The Gram
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07-31-2021, 04:30 PM	#550
Mintsopoulos Captain 672 Rep 602 Posts Drives: '15 MW F80 6MT Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.” ― G. Michael Hopf __________________ #TMGPS For The Gram
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