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MrPrena · 10-27-2015, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Lucky bastard.

What's his story?

One was from his psyc class, and one was off of online (this was during dial up era when rich people owned AOL dialups).

lens · 10-27-2015, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

One was from his psyc class, and one was off of online (this was during dial up era when rich people owned AOL dialups).

Unfortunately where I live, Quebec girls aren't very open on dating/doing anybody outside of their race.

I guess it's just me and my car. At least it won't wake up and tell me it don't love me no more.

MrPrena · 10-27-2015, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Unfortunately where I live, Quebec girls aren't very open on dating/doing anybody outside of their race.

I guess it's just me and my car. At least it won't wake up and tell me it don't love me no more.

BUmmer.
Just try to do some HW on where some of these hot laid back gals hang out at. I am sure there are some even in Quebec.

cityjohn · 10-27-2015, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DF

The entire culture is based on a heterosexual lifestyle. It's woven in to it. It's like saying their should be a parade celebrating hair

Well we did have this

V1.47fan · 10-27-2015, 05:11 PM

How Mormons keep their Women (Sister wifes) in line?

ASBSECU E93 · 10-27-2015, 05:14 PM

V1.47fan - the same way Morman women keep their Brother/Husbands in line...duh

MrPrena · 10-27-2015, 11:27 PM

Ask

BMW F22 · 10-28-2015, 01:33 AM

Should I be a BMW CA? Thinking it might be fun.

Mr Tonka · 10-28-2015, 11:36 AM

I think i'm officially abandoning this thread. We had a good run fellas.

It's been an honor and a privilege serving with you.

lens · 10-28-2015, 11:45 AM

^

jimj911 · 10-28-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Well, what happened was, I was half drunk when it happened.

We were at the club when it happened, I was celebrating my buddy's birthday.

One of my friends went somewhere and came back with 5 girls, we were 5 as well.

So out of the 5, one was around 8.5/10, she, for me would be not date material, but fuck her brains out material. Me, being half drunk, went straight for her, and whispered in her ear.

"I have a really big dick for an asian, wanna see?"

She stared at me for about a min with a surprised look and whispered back.

"Well, I'll give you points for being straightforward, dance with me and maybe."

So night goes on, I dance like a dumbass and have her laugh.

At the end of the night, we go to her place where our mouths interlock.

Then she reaches into my pants and gives me a "Are you serious" look.

She pulls it down, chuckles. Then says "Well, it's definitely not big." she then looks up at me, sighs and gives me head, and from there you know what happens.

In the morning, she tells me "Well, that wasn't too bad."

Which basically means "Yeah, I've had way better."

This was about 5 Years ago.

#RIPmaleprideandconfidence

Took me a long while to build back up my confidence again.

See I went the other way and said it was really small so that when they saw it and said "what? Thats not small!" I would say "Yeah but you werent expecting a python were you!" Set the expectations low!!! hahah

MrPrena · 10-28-2015, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I think i'm officially abandoning this thread. We had a good run fellas.

It's been an honor and a privilege serving with you.

NO. The legacy continues!

F30lolz · 10-28-2015, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok here's my first question. I find it gross that guys like boob implants, especially the bolt-on looking ones. To give a different perspective: If penis implants were the same price as boob implants and the equipment worked the same but it was obvious that you went and got them enhanced, would you get the surgery?

In my only threesome, one of the girls had implants and I wasn't feelin' it, literally lol. Didn't feel right but heck I was in heaven that night so I'm not gonna complain.

Mr Tonka · 10-28-2015, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

NO. The legacy continues!

If you can't beat em, join em.

MrPrena · 10-28-2015, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

If you can't beat em, join em.

Slow thread, because hottest lady on this forum @c5driver is busy thesedays.

Lups · 10-29-2015, 02:44 PM

Okay guys, this is a huge one!

Yesterday I was talking with my extremely normal friend and he told me what was up with their lives and since the wife is the expert of pornographic books, we ended up having a half an hour conversation about this tiny thing.

If in English you have a she and a he, and all things you see as desirable end up being females (cars, boats, planes...) is there some sort of line where a penis also becomes a he or a she?

In her book there was a line going like "well he'd like to be inside of you too" and since we don't have a he or a she in Finnish, we decided to discuss this at length.

So, would a penis be a he or a she?

Axius · 10-29-2015, 02:55 PM

I'm pretty sure a penis is a He. This is because he is exerting the force that gives women a feeling of euphoria. You can't put a she and a she together and expect magic. There needs to be a he in place to do the work he is meant to. Please the woman.

RJ_ · 10-29-2015, 02:59 PM

I suppose if it were a disembodied and free-thinking penis, you could assign whatever gender you wanted to it. "Where's my dildo? Ah, there she is."

Typically in English we only do this playfully, so really it is up to your own creativity.

Odd scenario to think of, but in this case I would say "he" if anything.

Mr Tonka · 10-29-2015, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Okay guys, this is a huge one!

So, would a penis be a he or a she?

First, that's what she said!

Second, for a straight guy, a penis would be a "He" if assigning gender to it.

A good question for DF to see if it's the same for gay guys.

Another good question would be for Ax. Why would you say a penis would be a He if you named yours "Princess Consuelo Banana Hammock"?

Lups · 10-29-2015, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm pretty sure a penis is a He. This is because he is exerting the force that gives women a feeling of euphoria. You can't put a she and a she together and expect magic. There needs to be a he in place to do the work he is meant to. Please the woman.

But a penis is also there to attract women, and all other female baits are female! Where the fuck is the logic?

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Originally Posted by RJ_419

I suppose if it were a disembodied and free-thinking penis, you could assign whatever gender you wanted to it. "Where's my dildo? Ah, there she is."

Typically in English we only do this playfully, so really it is up to your own creativity.

Odd scenario to think of, but in this case I would say "he" if anything.

She translates books as a side job and this one she's working on has given us endless joy. It seems to be the worst book ever written.

A dildo is an it. "where is my dildo? Ah, there it is"

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

First, that's what she said!

Second, for a straight guy, a penis would be a "He" if assigning gender to it.

A good question for DF to see if it's the same for gay guys.

Another good question would be for Ax. Why would you say a penis would be a He if you named yours "Princess Consuelo Banana Hammock"?

Hahahahaaaaa, take that Ax!

EALm4 · 10-29-2015, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Okay guys, this is a huge one!

Yesterday I was talking with my extremely normal friend and he told me what was up with their lives and since the wife is the expert of pornographic books, we ended up having a half an hour conversation about this tiny thing.

If in English you have a she and a he, and all things you see as desirable end up being females (cars, boats, planes...) is there some sort of line where a penis also becomes a he or a she?

In her book there was a line going like "well he'd like to be inside of you too" and since we don't have a he or a she in Finnish, we decided to discuss this at length.

So, would a penis be a he or a she?

This is too complex for OT

ASBSECU E93 · 10-29-2015, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm pretty sure a penis is a He. This is because he is exerting the force that gives women a feeling of euphoria. You can't put a she and a she together and expect magic. There needs to be a he in place to do the work he is meant to. Please the woman.

But a penis is also there to attract women, and all other female baits are female! Where the fuck is the logic?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RJ_419

I suppose if it were a disembodied and free-thinking penis, you could assign whatever gender you wanted to it. "Where's my dildo? Ah, there she is."

Typically in English we only do this playfully, so really it is up to your own creativity.

Odd scenario to think of, but in this case I would say "he" if anything.

She translates books as a side job and this one she's working on has given us endless joy. It seems to be the worst book ever written.

A dildo is an it. "where is my dildo? Ah, there it is"

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

First, that's what she said!

Second, for a straight guy, a penis would be a "He" if assigning gender to it.

A good question for DF to see if it's the same for gay guys.

Another good question would be for Ax. Why would you say a penis would be a He if you named yours "Princess Consuelo Banana Hammock"?

Hahahahaaaaa, take that Ax!

The penis is an extension of the male persona....therefore this particular member is always referred to as 'He'.

Example: I have too much adult beverage, and closing time is fast approaching. Because I likely have beer goggles, 'He' now is thinking for us....

Because of this behavior, we typically 'beat' him often for his terrible behavior.

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