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02-23-2020, 03:03 AM | #5326 |
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This thread been too quiet for the last 2 days lol
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02-23-2020, 10:43 AM | #5327 |
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I've been talking to a girl who has 38Gs. Will send redacted pictures at some point.
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02-23-2020, 11:04 AM | #5328 |
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02-23-2020, 12:30 PM | #5330 |
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Wowzer. I dated a woman who was a 42FFF, and this was after a reduction. The only bummer when they're that big, is that you can only play with 'em one at a time.
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02-23-2020, 12:32 PM | #5331 |
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She's spectacular!!
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And the prospect of dating her is...wait for it...titillating.
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02-23-2020, 01:02 PM | #5334 |
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Just to be sure to understand that number: This is her size of weared clothes?
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02-23-2020, 01:33 PM | #5335 | |
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34 is the under bra measurement. G is her cup size.
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02-23-2020, 01:36 PM | #5336 |
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That means for me, she got such small hips that Im be able to encompass it with two finger - but that won't work, because her G-cups are making me stay softly far away
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This isn't European G. They would be I/J/K in European sizes.
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02-23-2020, 01:41 PM | #5338 |
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Dude, I/J/K are no longer cups but BASKETS!
One of my ex GF's had 85F and that were quite much to handle...
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turned 31 last month and feel like im kind of running out of time to meet my significant other.
ive started to branch out and meet some older women, but it turns out they are just as immature as the girls i meet that are in their mid 20s. |
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02-23-2020, 05:47 PM | #5341 |
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You can "motorboat" them when she's upright. Or you can use 'em like a couple speed bags. But when she lays down they both pour off their respective sides of the bed. Takes both hands to scoop one of 'em up. If you let the right one go to scoop the left one up, the right one tumbles over the side and you're left with just the left one. Which is why they call it the left one, I suppose. Hmmm...never thought of that 'til just now.
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For me it's two fold. Lots of my friends are married now, are having kids, etc, and I'm the odd one out. Also, my mom just turned 60 and my dad 55. While they are still pretty active and young in my eyes, my mom just went through cancer and my dad has had a few surgeries due to sports injuries. I've spent a lot of time helping them over the past year, and it has made me think about how it would be if I had kids at an older age. With all that said, I also know quite a few people who have been crippled financially and emotionally by divorce and that is not something that looks attractive to me. It's hard to trust anyone these days.
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You're not running out of time. If you are, then I am screwed since I'll be 39 in April
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