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05-10-2021, 01:04 PM | #5259 | |
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05-10-2021, 01:37 PM | #5262 |
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Could you re-read this and get back to us with an edit?
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05-10-2021, 01:44 PM | #5263 |
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Glad I'm not the only one.
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05-10-2021, 01:50 PM | #5264 |
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I've heard that in Germany it is kosher for men to sit when peeing at night. Germans are a clean people.
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05-10-2021, 01:55 PM | #5265 |
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05-10-2021, 01:59 PM | #5266 |
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Time for some pee jokes:
Where is the best place to go pee? IP Address I saw a sign today that made me pee myself. It said, "TOILETS CLOSED." Do you know why women fart after they pee? They can't shake it so they need to blow dry. Yes, I looked them up. lol And yes, they're dumb, I know. |
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05-10-2021, 02:03 PM | #5267 |
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I definitely sit in the wee hours of the morning while taking a piss. At that point, I'm not interested in keeping my eyes open for any longer than is absolutely necessary to successfully navigate my way to the toilet without stubbing a toe.
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05-10-2021, 02:07 PM | #5268 | |
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05-10-2021, 02:08 PM | #5269 |
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Is the sitting while peeing a Canadian thing? Isn't Alfisti Canadian to?
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05-10-2021, 02:12 PM | #5270 |
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A few years back, as an adult, I went back home for Christmas vacation. We had a lot of beverages before bed and I got up a few times to drain the main vein. In the morning over breakfast my mom said, "I noticed you boys still don't turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Why don't you turn the lights on and how do you see to hit the toilet?" I said, "you just pee until you hear it hitting the water, then you know you're on target". Her face was priceless with the realization of cleaning up years of pee. My other brother said a moment later, "I just go in the sink". My poor mom had 3 of us. |
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05-10-2021, 02:42 PM | #5272 |
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Had to learn to Superman that first go in the morn; especially if the night before was riddled with alcohol. I found sitting down, in the dark, in the wee hours (pun intended), lead to a quick relapse of sleep culminating in being woke up by falling off the toilet into the floor. It only happened once, but it won't happen again.
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05-10-2021, 08:27 PM | #5279 |
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Wrong thread.
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I know but this devolved into men sitting to pee which i can't understand either.
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