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      01-29-2016, 12:22 PM   #507
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1) Rosie O'Donnell
2) A machine that turns Rosie O'Donnell into a hot supermodel and kills Velociraptors
3) Yes.


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      01-30-2016, 12:33 PM   #508
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Why someone would want a ///M car with 2 unnecessary doors is beyond logic...

Because the 2 additional doors make it prettier.

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the more the merrier

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Why someone would want a ///M car with 2 unnecessary doors is beyond logic...

Because the 2 additional doors make it prettier.

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the more the merrier

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Nah...prettier is when you get a vert
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1. You lend the M5 to your lady for a girls night out. The car is returned with the back seat covered in a mixture of vomit and lady juice. Divorce time?
2. Your lady finds you between the sheets with two 19 yo rent boys. Your excuse?
3. Your house is on fire. Family excepted, the one thing you have you would save?
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1. You lend the M5 to your lady for a girls night out. The car is returned with the back seat covered in a mixture of vomit and lady juice. Divorce time?
2. Your lady finds you between the sheets with two 19 yo rent boys. Your excuse?
3. Your house is on fire. Family excepted, the one thing you have you would save?

1. Not divorce time, as it's a great excuse to order that fashion grey M4 I want and she couldn't say a bloody thing!
2. I told you that you should have paid me more attention.
3. Well, it would be rude to let the rent boys burn....
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      02-01-2016, 02:39 PM   #512
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Welcome to the OT, you're going to fit in just fine.
Thank you. Just discovered OT recently. This is BY FAR the best Forum at BP. There isn't even a close second. I came for the watches, but I stayed for the sarcasm, irreverence and depravity.
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Thank you. Just discovered OT recently. This is BY FAR the best Forum at BP. There isn't even a close second. I came for the watches, but I stayed for the sarcasm, irreverence and depravity.
Welcome to BP's very own glory hole.
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What's that?
Wait, you never use emoticons! What the hell is going on here?
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      02-01-2016, 03:13 PM   #516
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This is the 4th reference to Glory Hole I have encountered here. (One was only in my head, but too easy to miss?.) So, yeah, I have found my spiritual home.
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      02-01-2016, 03:15 PM   #517
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Thank you. Just discovered OT recently. This is BY FAR the best Forum at BP. There isn't even a close second. I came for the watches, but I stayed for the sarcasm, irreverence and depravity.
Where in FL?
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Sure I do don't be mean to me
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Where in FL?
I might be able to scoop him up on my way to your place!
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      02-01-2016, 03:22 PM   #520
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I might be able to scoop him up on my way to your place!
The guest room is pretty cozy for a couple.
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Where in FL?
Ft Myers/Bonita Springs area. Never have to take my summer tires off.

Also, where are you from. I see the land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and guns and steak. Nice... not one thing on that list I don't love!

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Ft Myers/Bonita Springs area. Never have to take my summer tires off.

Also, where are you from. I see the land of milk and honey and pizza and cake and guns and steak. Nice... not one thing on that list I don't love!
Me either. Living the dream up here in Tampa.
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Me either. Living the dream up here in Tampa.
Very nice... love the Coexist graphic, but I was bummed to see neither of personal faves in there. FNH and H&K. Just saying. Heck we both live in FL - America's handgun... so...

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Very nice... love the Coexist graphic, but I was bummed to see neither of personal faves in there. FNH and H&K. Just saying. Heck we both live in FL - America's handgun... so...

Note to mods: the following is a map of FL.
Thats because they are in my safe.
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      02-01-2016, 07:51 PM   #525
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      02-01-2016, 10:39 PM   #526
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The guest room is pretty cozy for a couple.
No - You will NOT.....just staking my claim again...
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