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      10-22-2015, 08:20 PM   #507
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Thickess matters also, but almost no one want 9 inches in their ass or throat
As long as it's thicker than her wrists is that all good?

What the fuck is wrong with this thread.
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How about using your body like a helicopter?
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Just get a basket
Insert and twirl not jump into the cave in embryo position.
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I'm a bad mix of of a bad ass and a softie rolled in cotton candy. Sadly even I don't always know which side will show.
That's a lot to swallow but I love me some cotton candy
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Have any of the ladies used a sex swing?
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That's a lot to swallow but I love me some cotton candy
Yeah, that side hardly ever shows. I'm quite horrible as a person.
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Yeah, that side hardly ever shows. I'm quite horrible as a person.
Ok you just revealed your true colors. You're a big ol'softie with a hard facade
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Have any of the ladies used a sex swing?
I'd put my money on Lups, if anyone.
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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I'd put my money on Lups, if anyone.
The odds of winning are big.

I teach you about balls and all of a sudden I'm the expert in all toys.
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What do you think of 3sum? If you are not into it, would you allow your husband/BF to have it with you and one of your friends?
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What do you think of 3sum? If you are not into it, would you allow your husband/BF to have it with you and one of your friends?
Into it, would, depends on the friend.
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The odds of winning are big.

I teach you about balls and all of a sudden I'm the expert in all toys.
Kegel balls?
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Yup, we had a great discussion with Biorin last night about them.
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Yup, we had a great discussion with Biorin last night about them.
Excellent conversation. Many good things discussed.
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EVERYBODY STFU!!

Lups and Biorin - please continue
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Yup, we had a great discussion with Biorin last night about them.
I hope you explained to her at that first and foremost, they are NOT toys. They are serous tools which all women should have in their, tool....box.
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Excellent conversation. Many good things discussed.
Oh man, it was hilarious.
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I hope you explained to her at that first and foremost, they are NOT toys. They are serous tools which all women should have in their, tool....box.
Yes, I explained to her that every woman should own a set and that it's not just a sex thing.
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