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      06-18-2016, 10:14 AM   #507
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      06-18-2016, 07:22 PM   #508
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      06-19-2016, 10:25 PM   #509
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So true.
My sister's bf was killed about 2 months ago when his Rav4 was punted off the road and into a tree in a driving rainstorm. My sister refused to ride in the thing and admonished him to purchase a more sturdy car for over 2 years. The sad thing was that he was a physician and could afford any car he wanted.
Wow. That's tough. What a waste of a life..
Hope she is handling it well.
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      12-17-2016, 03:19 PM   #510
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      12-17-2016, 04:02 PM   #511
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Thanks. She is well.

She is the smartest person I know. Really. Going to school behind her was a torture session.
Best wishes for her, thats a crazy situation to have to go through.
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So true.
My sister's bf was killed about 2 months ago when his Rav4 was punted off the road and into a tree in a driving rainstorm. My sister refused to ride in the thing and admonished him to purchase a more sturdy car for over 2 years. The sad thing was that he was a physician and could afford any car he wanted.
That's horrible. My dad has 2 solid AWD Bimmers in the garage but still drives a Camry (not even a year old) to work everyday. I tell him all the time that it's not a very solid feeling car. It slips and doesn't inspire the least bit of confidence in wet conditions (we live in the Pacific NW so it's always wet). Before that he daily drove a Civic which had the same issues. You really notice the difference behind the wheel of a German luxury car, they are built so solidly and engineered to perfection. Not lazy like Japanese cars.

His rationale is that "I'm a simple man and those Bimmers cost too much to maintain so I want to keep the miles low." Absolutely true, but it's not worth compromising his safety.

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My confession is that I am a typical BMW douchebag behind the wheel. I reinforce brand stereotypes and fully believe I am driving the most capable, most badass looking, and most luxurious vehicle on the road and therefore, can do what I want. These cars give you a sense of superiority and bring out the rebel in you. When I get behind the wheel of my other "normal" car I drive like a grandpa because the car doesn't feel capable at all.

I absolutely, under no circumstances, drive rash when (a) it's wet, (b) it's dark, or (c) when there are a lot of cars around. Otherwise try your best to catch me on a sunny Friday afternoon.

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Another confession: I believe with all my heart that people who want a "comfortable" and "easy" car to drive should go take a hike and buy a Lexus or a Merc. Stop ruining the BMW brand. It's no secret that corporate is catering to this poser crowd and watering down the driving dynamics big time.
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      12-31-2016, 12:01 PM   #521
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My sister's bf was killed about 2 months ago when his Rav4 was punted off the road and into a tree in a driving rainstorm. My sister refused to ride in the thing and admonished him to purchase a more sturdy car for over 2 years. The sad thing was that he was a physician and could afford any car he wanted.
That's horrible. My dad has 2 solid AWD Bimmers in the garage but still drives a Camry (not even a year old) to work everyday. I tell him all the time that it's not a very solid feeling car. It slips and doesn't inspire the least bit of confidence in wet conditions (we live in the Pacific NW so it's always wet). Before that he daily drove a Civic which had the same issues. You really notice the difference behind the wheel of a German luxury car, they are built so solidly and engineered to perfection. Not lazy like Japanese cars.

His rationale is that "I'm a simple man and those Bimmers cost too much to maintain so I want to keep the miles low." Absolutely true, but it's not worth compromising his safety.
Think the subject was "confess" and not "I'm-a- wannabe-bad-ass-because..."
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not a mutually exclusive statement, pumpkin
That ain't what you said the other night, fucker...
you're right bro, sorry about the mess on your face...

rinse with soap, dry with warm towel...

there there shoebi, everything'll be ok...
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That ain't what you said the other night, fucker...
you're right bro, sorry about the mess on your face...

rinse with soap, dry with warm towel...

there there shoebi, everything'll be ok...
Brings a whole new meaning to curry and cumin...
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That ain't what you said the other night, fucker...
you're right bro, sorry about the mess on your face...

rinse with soap, dry with warm towel...

there there shoebi, everything'll be ok...
Brings a whole new meaning to curry and cumin...
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curry sauce tasted so good, shoei had to ask for seconds...

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