BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com  
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts  

Go Back   BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      07-01-2021, 01:03 PM   #507
3.0L
Colonel
3.0L's Avatar
10932
Rep
2,012
Posts

Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass.

-Henry Seely
__________________
2014 BMW M235i
2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300

Expert ultracrepidarian
Appreciate 4
Buug95923248.50
JJ 911SC26742.00
KRS_SN14671.00
      07-01-2021, 08:16 PM   #508
floridaorange
Colonel
floridaorange's Avatar
United_States
12149
Rep
2,717
Posts

Drives: 2013 bmw 320i xdrive
Join Date: Nov 2018
Location: orlando, fl

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
" fuck this shit!"

Let's go bowling?
__________________
Stage 2 BM3

Quote:
Originally Posted by GrussGott View Post
Sounds pizzagatey.
Appreciate 0
      07-02-2021, 12:50 AM   #509
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54065
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. – Richard Pryor
Appreciate 3
Littlebear3520.50
upstatedoc7534.50
Dino GT35069.50
      07-02-2021, 02:16 AM   #510
shobotan
New Member
Australia
70
Rep
17
Posts

Drives: F22 M240i Coupe
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: Emerald City,Straya

iTrader: (0)

You make friends with ugly people
So you stand out in a crowd

British India - Black & White Radio
Appreciate 0
      07-02-2021, 09:06 AM   #511
ramman434
Lieutenant
United_States
716
Rep
539
Posts

Drives: F30 335i
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL

iTrader: (0)

"I don't want to be as rich as possible, I want to be as FREE as possible." - Grant Cardone


If that doesn't make you strive towards your goals (mine are being financially free), then I don't know what does.
__________________
'07 Montego Blue/Saddle Brown E92 335i - 6spd. - SOLD
'16 Carbon Black Metallic F10 535i M-Sport - TOTALED 11/21/21
'13 Black Sapphire Metallic F30 335i M-Sport - unknown charge pipe, MSport Exhaust, 20" 405M wheels, $61k MSRP, CF M4 Mirror caps & Spoiler, NGK plugs, Dinan Coils, BMS intake
Appreciate 3
      07-02-2021, 12:15 PM   #512
garyfried
Private
Canada
287
Rep
98
Posts

Drives: BMW 435ix
Join Date: Dec 2020
Location: Alberta,

iTrader: (0)

If it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you trouble !
Appreciate 1
upstatedoc7534.50
      07-02-2021, 04:25 PM   #513
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
81924
Rep
1,049
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Attachment 2640153

Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:19 PM..
Appreciate 2
Buug95923248.50
vreihen1620641.50
      07-03-2021, 02:23 PM   #514
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
81924
Rep
1,049
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Attachment 2640734

Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:19 PM..
Appreciate 1
vreihen1620641.50
      07-04-2021, 03:16 PM   #515
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54065
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin
Appreciate 10
Buug95923248.50
upstatedoc7534.50
wdb5074.50
hubbahubba11570.00
3798j13072.00
3.0L10932.00
540iSUP721.50
Dino GT35069.50
      07-04-2021, 07:47 PM   #516
wdb
dances with roads
wdb's Avatar
5075
Rep
4,130
Posts

Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: the perimeter

iTrader: (4)

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

- Yogi Berra
Appreciate 2
Buug95923248.50
Littlebear3520.50
      07-05-2021, 03:08 PM   #517
Maynard
Colonel
United_States
4197
Rep
2,958
Posts

Drives: 228iX & M2C
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Upstate NY

iTrader: (1)

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson
Appreciate 3
upstatedoc7534.50
Buug95923248.50
Suds1626.00
      07-05-2021, 03:51 PM   #518
3.0L
Colonel
3.0L's Avatar
10932
Rep
2,012
Posts

Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

If you drop your wallet in San Francisco, kick it to the city limits.

-unknown
__________________
2014 BMW M235i
2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300

Expert ultracrepidarian
Appreciate 0
      07-06-2021, 02:02 PM   #519
3.0L
Colonel
3.0L's Avatar
10932
Rep
2,012
Posts

Drives: 2014 BMW M235i, 2024 GLC300
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

You were pretty rough on the Beaver last night, Ward.

-June Cleaver
__________________
2014 BMW M235i
2024 Mercedes Benz GLC300

Expert ultracrepidarian
Appreciate 3
ramman434716.00
upstatedoc7534.50
540iSUP721.50
      07-06-2021, 02:40 PM   #520
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54065
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.

Mario Andretti
Appreciate 5
Buug95923248.50
TrevorM33325.00
ramman434716.00
540iSUP721.50
Dino GT35069.50
      07-07-2021, 01:20 PM   #521
TiMSport
Banned
Ukraine
12844
Rep
2,983
Posts

Drives: '21 M340i xDrive, '17 Audi S3
Join Date: Feb 2021
Location: ATL

iTrader: (0)

"I was flicking more bean than a Starbucks barista"

Gail from Letterkenny
Appreciate 0
      07-07-2021, 04:03 PM   #522
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54065
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

"Different strokes for different folks."

I read the first person known to have said this was Muhammad Ali.

First song: Everyday People - Sly and the Family Stone.
Appreciate 0
      07-07-2021, 09:15 PM   #523
Stuart j
Private First Class
55
Rep
117
Posts

Drives: Bmw f30
Join Date: Jul 2021
Location: Uk

iTrader: (0)

Treat people how you want to be treated.
Appreciate 0
      07-08-2021, 12:51 AM   #524
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7535
Rep
2,132
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart j View Post
Treat people how you want to be treated.
Do u Facebook bro?
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 1
wdb5074.50
      07-08-2021, 03:05 AM   #525
evil-G-nius
Broke A$$ Super Hero
evil-G-nius's Avatar
United_States
2254
Rep
248
Posts

Drives: Infiniti G37 S Coupe
Join Date: Jan 2021
Location: PSL Florida

iTrader: (0)

" You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass whipping. [raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live. You live to fight another day."

Mr. Jones "Friday"
Appreciate 2
King Rudi13072.00
Littlebear3520.50
      07-08-2021, 07:48 AM   #526
dixon91w
Guest
0
Rep
n/a
Posts

Drives:


“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”

Mahatma Gandhi
Appreciate 1
      07-08-2021, 11:54 AM   #527
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54065
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

You can knock me down, but I get up twice as strong.

Lewis Hamilton
Appreciate 0
      07-10-2021, 12:13 PM   #528
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54065
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Author Unknown
Appreciate 1
JJ 911SC26742.00
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:19 AM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST