Ask a girl anything?

Biorin · 02-02-2016, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

A tie for last place is acceptable!

It's not a tie. Estonians will at least leave you alone if you pretend to be a lesbian, and I did know a cool one. As far as Algerians, well, let's just say I have a lot of practice losing a tail.

jtodd_fl · 02-02-2016, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

It's not a tie. Estonians will at least leave you alone if you pretend to be a lesbian, and I did know a cool one. As far as Algerians, well, let's just say I have a lot of practice losing a tail.

That is just... Kind of sad.

Lups · 02-02-2016, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

It's not a tie. Estonians will at least leave you alone if you pretend to be a lesbian, and I did know a cool one. As far as Algerians, well, let's just say I have a lot of practice losing a tail.

Algerians run away when they see me. Estonians just hide.

You need lessons girl.

grimlock · 02-02-2016, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Awesome questions!

In the name of honesty, I was schooled by a football player (soccer to you) on being cool in Britain when I was 16 or so. That experience still takes the title of not creepy but fml of my life.

2. Would be a win for the irc but since banned, car dealerships in the usa win hands up and down and eyes everywhere.

Excuse me, my White Tiger is a bitching man magnet! I refuse to accept this downplaying.

Since I got back, I've done some mildly illegal and pretty fast shit in cars no roads can and shouldn't take. We're talking more rally, less pavement. One person anywhere to take my White Tiger out for a spin is any mechanic in bimmerpost. Oh boy does that car have issues.

As for Peter. I let people of all ages drive him. I taught my kids how to shift in it. When ever I got them to clean their rooms, I took them out to donuts.

A stranger from bp would be V1. He has given me shit about my abilities behind the wheel, I would love to see his. My insurance was stellar so if he would've fucked it up, no issues there.

Kill would be shoei. A life with me would be a punishment.

I think I'd fuck Belgium. Everyone deserves a knowledgeable partner for their first time, and I would consider that as an act of humanitarian relief being delivered.

Tonka and I would be happily married forever and ever. He would give me extra flooring materials and he'd never have to see me until I'd run out. He would be the only one out of the list that could survive me.

K. Translate.

Fuck off.

this is fine, but I don't hear Belgium agreeing to this, as you can tell from his stash which he shares generously on here, his standard is quite high.. and he works out too, right?

= Tonka on your wedding night

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Originally Posted by Biorin

When you're done fucking Belgium, can I marry him as a moules frites and waffle-making slave?

have some dignity..

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2016, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

this is fine, but I don't hear Belgium agreeing to this, as you can tell from his stash which he shares generously on here, his standard is quite high.. and he works out too, right?

= Tonka on your wedding night

have some dignity..

Closer to this.

likely from dehydration.

grimlock · 02-02-2016, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Closer to this.

likely from dehydration.

Oh you nasty boy..

F30lolz · 02-02-2016, 09:27 PM

Why haven't you pm'd me your penis yet?

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2016, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Why haven't you pm'd me your penis yet?

I've tried to explain this to you several times... i can't PM you my actual penis. You'll just have to settle for multitude of penis pics i've already sent.

Axius · 02-02-2016, 10:23 PM

Actually, you need a 4K TV to have enough pixels to pick up his microscopic penis.

Mr Tonka · 02-02-2016, 10:35 PM

You can always borrow Biorin 's microscope.

Kidscollege$ · 02-02-2016, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Even better: FMK game! Fuck, Marry, Kill (you only get to use one each)

1. Belgium
2. Mr Tonka
3. Shoei

PS: Starting with killing yourself to avoid the rest is no fair.

Does playing with yourself count as fucking? Just trying to get the rules down...

jtodd_fl · 02-03-2016, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Kidscollege$

Does playing with yourself count as fucking? Just trying to get the rules down...

For you, we can make an exception.

C5driver · 02-03-2016, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Kidscollege$

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Even better: FMK game! Fuck, Marry, Kill (you only get to use one each)

1. Belgium
2. Mr Tonka
3. Shoei

PS: Starting with killing yourself to avoid the rest is no fair.

Does playing with yourself count as fucking? Just trying to get the rules down...

Post a pic of your hand and let us decide

Mr Tonka · 02-03-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Post a pic of your hand and let us decide

Post it here. http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...9#post19325559

That bitch better be nekid too!

jtodd_fl · 02-03-2016, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Post it here. http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...9#post19325559

That bitch better be nekid too!

Haha... omg. Imagine my surprise when someone on the innerwebz had feelings. Someone seriously needs to post a picture of their car and then their hand. That would be amazing. I grew up in Michigan... we used to call that "dating Miss Michigan"... cuz... yeah... it looks like a mitten.

Mr Tonka · 02-03-2016, 03:54 PM

Ladies,

Is it still called a camel toe when it's on a guy?

1MOREMOD · 02-03-2016, 04:22 PM

Moose knuckle

Axius · 02-03-2016, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ladies,

Is it still called a camel toe when it's on a guy?

Camel hump. Unless you're not born gifted.

Then it's a baby turtle shell or something.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-03-2016, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I think I'd fuck Belgium. Everyone deserves a knowledgeable partner for their first time, and I would consider that as an act of humanitarian relief being delivered.

Fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Biorin

When you're done fucking Belgium, can I marry him as a moules frites and waffle-making slave?

Ladies as I am a real gentleman I feel honored and coveted after reading your comments !
Just tell me when ladies ? Because my bloodpump in my muscle is working optimally ?
For Biorin before we marry I need to know if you have Kamasutra skills , but normally I can teach you the stuff without the book .
For mama Anna Lups I know she's Finnish wich means she knows the Kamasutra in reverse .
Please ladies let me know ?

Holy shit it's actually a threesome !
No worries ladies I can handle that too..

Lups · 02-03-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ladies as I am a real gentleman I feel honored and coveted after reading your comments !
Just tell me when ladies ? Because my bloodpump in my muscle is working optimally ?
For Biorin before we marry I need to know if you have Kamasutra skills , but normally I can teach you the stuff without the book .
For mama Anna Lups I know she's Finnish wich means she knows the Kamasutra in reverse .
Please ladies let me know ?

Holy shit it's actually a threesome !
No worries ladies I can handle that too..

Phil, you need to work on your English. Alex wouldn't hire you

///M Power-Belgium · 02-03-2016, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Phil, you need to work on your English. Ale wouldn't hire you

I'm not talking English while having sex !
A threesome requires concentration ,because we are talking here about a lot of holes !

EDIT: And I saw you're in trouble too with your English

=> #44 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...0#post19328880

Axius · 02-03-2016, 05:08 PM

Lups speaks perfect English.

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