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bimmette · 10-27-2018, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Morning from Manila. Going to be here for work for a week...any tips of things to do while I'm here?

Intramuros is a nice little historic area.
Greenbelt is a shopping area with some good food.

UncleWede · 10-27-2018, 10:54 PM

Make SURE it's a girl first

1MOREMOD · 10-27-2018, 11:06 PM

God damn gun control buttholes here in Washington trying to get after us again with i-1639. Vote no.

Darth One · 10-28-2018, 02:33 AM

I'm drunk

1MOREMOD · 10-28-2018, 05:38 AM

I'm hungover

polar · 10-29-2018, 05:38 AM

I was just about to put the wheel back on when I saw some indians.

Never_Enough · 10-29-2018, 07:20 AM

I'm tired

Kev312 · 10-29-2018, 07:55 AM

Been on hold with the DMV for about 20 minutes now. Need to get a copy of title since plates are couple months expired on both cars.

Never_Enough · 10-29-2018, 09:05 AM

Anyone want to come punch my boss in his tiny junk? I will give you $50

lsturbointeg · 10-29-2018, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Anyone want to come punch my boss in his tiny junk? I will give you $50

i'll do it for free!

I work in the Pipeline Industry and boy let me tell you. this morning I had guys in here for an ongoing project and they complained about everything

we make good money and to hear these guys cry about everything makes me want to punch them in the junk

Dang3r · 10-29-2018, 10:11 AM

Fly to Barcelona tomorrow, have a last look into the thread for some new places to hang out.

Joekerr · 10-30-2018, 11:31 AM

So I'm having a little surgical procedure on Friday, basically just a section of my face that my wife doesn't like taken off (surprisingly, after 9 years of marriage, it is not the whole face), just a smaller spot near my ear that she's a little concerned about because it could be a type of skin cancer.

So we'll see. I am getting one of her colleagues to do the work because that person is a plastic surgeon, and I know she's good.

But the thing that I'm struggling with is that I keep trying to play this off as a "major surgical procedure" to elicit sympathy from my dear wife and I'm getting shot down because she knows the score and she does this stuff too.

So what I want to know is this: Trying to convert my very minor procedure into a major one to elicit sympathy is definitely not working for me - so how do I convert my wife into my very own personal nurse nightingale?

Never_Enough · 10-30-2018, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

So I'm having a little surgical procedure on Friday, basically just a section of my face that my wife doesn't like taken off (surprisingly, after 9 years of marriage, it is not the whole face), just a smaller spot near my ear that she's a little concerned about because it could be a type of skin cancer.

So we'll see. I am getting one of her colleagues to do the work because that person is a plastic surgeon, and I know she's good.

But the thing that I'm struggling with is that I keep trying to play this off as a "major surgical procedure" to elicit sympathy from my dear wife and I'm getting shot down because she knows the score and she does this stuff too.

So what I want to know is this: Trying to convert my very minor procedure into a major one to elicit sympathy is definitely not working for me - so how do I convert my wife into my very own personal nurse nightingale?

Do something for/with her that you know she really enjoys & would appreciate. If that fails, just whip it out & swing it around helicopter style while making the Airwolf noise.

Joekerr · 10-30-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Do something for/with her that you know she really enjoys & would appreciate. If that fails, just whip it out & swing it around helicopter style while making the Airwolf noise.

I'm going to have to google the "Airwolf" noise, you lost me there. But this option is otherwise quite appealing.

I'm not quite certain how this will turn her into my own personal nurse nightingale, but I generally take any and all excuses to whip it out, so I'm still on board regardless.

lsturbointeg · 10-30-2018, 01:10 PM

Hey! guess what?!

Never_Enough · 10-30-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm going to have to google the "Airwolf" noise, you lost me there. But this option is otherwise quite appealing.

I'm not quite certain how this will turn her into my own personal nurse nightingale, but I generally take any and all excuses to whip it out, so I'm still on board regardless.

Joekerr · 10-30-2018, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Hey! guess what?!

You went hog wild and decided a blade for your lawn tractor or walk behind snowblower was way too small and decided to buy a brand new Ford Raptor with a 8 ft blade attachment to clear your 15 ft driveway??

And how does this help me with my dilemma anyways?

King Rudi · 10-30-2018, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Hey! guess what?!

?

Never_Enough · 10-30-2018, 01:14 PM

lsturbointeg · 10-30-2018, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You went hog wild and decided a blade for your lawn tractor or walk behind snowblower was way too small and decided to buy a brand new Ford Raptor with a 8 ft blade attachment to clear your 15 ft driveway??

And how does this help me with my dilemma anyways?

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

?

Chicken Butt!

lsturbointeg · 10-30-2018, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You went hog wild and decided a blade for your lawn tractor or walk behind snowblower was way too small and decided to buy a brand new Ford Raptor with a 8 ft blade attachment to clear your 15 ft driveway??

And how does this help me with my dilemma anyways?

haha you went way deep on that one!

worst case scenario i'll buy a plow for my truck!

UncleWede · 10-30-2018, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

So I'm having a little surgical procedure on Friday, basically just a section of my face that my wife doesn't like taken off (surprisingly, after 9 years of marriage, it is not the whole face), just a smaller spot near my ear that she's a little concerned about because it could be a type of skin cancer.

So we'll see. I am getting one of her colleagues to do the work because that person is a plastic surgeon, and I know she's good.

But the thing that I'm struggling with is that I keep trying to play this off as a "major surgical procedure" to elicit sympathy from my dear wife and I'm getting shot down because she knows the score and she does this stuff too.

So what I want to know is this: Trying to convert my very minor procedure into a major one to elicit sympathy is definitely not working for me - so how do I convert my wife into my very own personal nurse nightingale?

You want her to take care of you? Or TAKE CARE OF YOU?

Either way, since you mentioned wife, probably nothing we at bimmerpost can do for you short of buying a weekend of hookers/blow.

Lups, Prez Kerr needs some goat funding on aisle 3

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Joekerr Banned 7914 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	So I'm having a little surgical procedure on Friday, basically just a section of my face that my wife doesn't like taken off (surprisingly, after 9 years of marriage, it is not the whole face), just a smaller spot near my ear that she's a little concerned about because it could be a type of skin cancer. So we'll see. I am getting one of her colleagues to do the work because that person is a plastic surgeon, and I know she's good. But the thing that I'm struggling with is that I keep trying to play this off as a "major surgical procedure" to elicit sympathy from my dear wife and I'm getting shot down because she knows the score and she does this stuff too. So what I want to know is this: Trying to convert my very minor procedure into a major one to elicit sympathy is definitely not working for me - so how do I convert my wife into my very own personal nurse nightingale?
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