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ASBSECU E93 · 03-16-2018, 12:00 AM

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Diesel and the N54 (135) are in various stages of build.

Looking for about 600+ on the 335d and 900 on the 135.

Nice! Single or twin setup on the n54? Meth?
Got any slips for the diesel?

Getting a dyno done in a week or 2. Aiming for 400whp. Just got an e30 map, planning on work with that once the blends change.

Single 6870 DocRace kit. Extensive build: built head (cams, valve train, springs, port/polish), pistons/rods, sleeved block, FMIC, ARP everything, port injection, stage 3 LPFP, DSS driveshaft and axles, LSD, Diff brace, Diff and subframe bushings, stage 3 clutch and billet flywheel, control arms and trailing arms, coilovers....replacing all normal wear and tear items. Bimmerlife coil packs, plugs, injectors, HPFP, water pump, valve cover....

Best part is the Motiv stuff going on the car. Boost Box and their new flex fuel module. No more switching maps.

nyalpine90 · 03-16-2018, 08:43 AM

new windshield on order smh

UncleWede · 03-16-2018, 09:16 AM

Miss Piggy is getting a facelift?

ASBSECU E93 · 03-16-2018, 10:15 AM

UncleWede - Miss Piggy has been sold for about 6 months now

But don't fret - I have another girly car (E88 135i) to replace Miss Piggy

1MOREMOD · 03-17-2018, 06:32 PM

Met up with EstorilM and his wife had few drinks was good time. Probably see them out again tonight for st pattys

UncleWede · 03-17-2018, 11:03 PM

Green Angry Orchard (3 or 5?)
Celery and broccoli
Some sort of wife's leftover salad
Mikes Hard Cranberry
Supposedly green piss

Erin go brah!!!

1MOREMOD · 03-18-2018, 09:03 PM

Some from bend

Joekerr · 03-19-2018, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Some from bend

Thought you were going furless?

This doesn't look like it. But when you do - make sure you get your back too eh? I have a sneaking suspicion there's enough back there to make a sweater.

1MOREMOD · 03-19-2018, 08:59 AM

No I'm letting that grow so can comb over my head when bald

Joekerr · 03-19-2018, 09:17 AM

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No I'm letting that grow so can comb over my head when bald

That could be an epic mullet!

UncleWede · 03-19-2018, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I have a sneaking suspicion there's enough back there to make a sweater.

t-shirt seems to sit pretty even, no lumps. He must already be shaving the shoulders.

1MOREMOD · 03-19-2018, 01:59 PM

Me and pooch

UncleWede · 03-19-2018, 08:33 PM

In my best Yakov voice : What a country!

So I'm driving a few blocks over to the CBD Superstore to pick up a tincture for my dogs hip dysplasia and as I pass the corner liquor store I see this scantily clad tall blonde walking to car. As I pass by and glance at bikini bottoms I realize the hip and glute development are just not correct. ITS A TRANNY!!

Looks away before gets excited

What a neighborhood !!!

UncleWede · 03-19-2018, 08:52 PM

I could probably take $bills over to local nudy bar a feel the development

For medical research

Turkish Pickle · 03-19-2018, 09:21 PM

I think I grew up today. I have no clue where it came from and I'm not so sure on how I'm supposed to feel about this. Over the weekend, went up to Chicago Suburbs to look at cars. Asked a friend who has a family full of BMW owners if they had a preferred dealer - he came to that dealer to check out this one car I found. $26995, sub 30k miles, CPO 428i xDrive Coupe. Literally loaded, only down side was the color (I can't do black and especially metallic black). Agreed on the price, car drove GREAT, it was almost like that girl in your class that looks low-key but is an amazing person and also is cute and AMAZING "after hours" too.

I realized, however, buying that car on my parents' dime wouldn't be the same as me buying one with the money I make. It still kinda pains me, I'm not the owner of a beautiful and almost new 428i. I realized, especially with these conditions, getting something a bit more "sensible" might be a better choice, so I'm going to look at a Passat on Wednesday, and if everything goes well that'll be the car I end up with.

Am I being stupid? Is this what "growing up" means? Will I experience a mid-life crisis when im 31, dump my then-current girl friend and buy a used Cayman???? I get that "sensible" isn't always the best choice, but I believe I could've done way way worse. As you can probably also tell from my post there's too much going on throughout my life and I'm literally lost, if anyone can give tips and tricks on how to regain control of my life i'd appreciate that.

someone please help

UncleWede · 03-20-2018, 10:28 AM

Take the money you were going to spend on the 428 and get hookers/blow. "You don't want to grow up, you're and T and A kid!"

Seriously, you are starting to mature, you are looking at longer goals and ignoring your immediate desires. Soon you'll be thinking about how to send your kid to college instead of financing a new X5 for wife and Cayman for self.

Or, the hookers will be undercover cops and you'll be in jail.

Dang3r · 03-21-2018, 05:34 AM

Dunno that Uncle turned into a sub of Xaviera Hollander, banned

Jready · 03-22-2018, 04:21 AM

Hello, so I’ve got to post a reply before I can make a post about my problem.

King Rudi · 03-22-2018, 09:36 AM

^ Yes. I would make several posts first just in case your problem isn't worth anyone's time.

Bups · 03-24-2018, 09:16 PM

Got promotion, leaving shit cold ass OH for SC. Relocation date is May 8th, setting up moving company and car transport to pick up my shit on the 13th.

Surf weekends back as top priority.

Bups · 03-24-2018, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jready

Hello, so I’ve got to post a reply before I can make a post about my problem.

OT is no place for those who question their gender / sexuality. If anything, you can probably send a PM to anglo he could help seeing as he's a seasoned veteran.

1MOREMOD · 03-24-2018, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bups

Got promotion, leaving shit cold ass OH for SC. Relocation date is May 8th, setting up moving company and car transport to pick up my shit on the 13th.

Surf weekends back as top priority.

Congrats good sir

03-16-2018, 08:43 AM	#51460
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03-16-2018, 09:16 AM	#51461
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03-17-2018, 06:32 PM	#51463
1MOREMOD - 11809 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Met up with EstorilM and his wife had few drinks was good time. Probably see them out again tonight for st pattys
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03-17-2018, 11:03 PM	#51464
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Green Angry Orchard (3 or 5?) Celery and broccoli Some sort of wife's leftover salad Mikes Hard Cranberry Supposedly green piss Erin go brah!!! __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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03-18-2018, 09:03 PM	#51465
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03-19-2018, 08:59 AM	#51467
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03-19-2018, 01:59 PM	#51470
1MOREMOD - 11809 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Me and pooch Attached Images
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03-19-2018, 08:33 PM	#51471
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	In my best Yakov voice : What a country! So I'm driving a few blocks over to the CBD Superstore to pick up a tincture for my dogs hip dysplasia and as I pass the corner liquor store I see this scantily clad tall blonde walking to car. As I pass by and glance at bikini bottoms I realize the hip and glute development are just not correct. ITS A TRANNY!! Looks away before gets excited What a neighborhood !!! __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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03-19-2018, 08:52 PM	#51472
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I could probably take $bills over to local nudy bar a feel the development For medical research __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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03-19-2018, 09:21 PM	#51473
Turkish Pickle Banned 3056 Rep 381 Posts Drives: '21 330i xDrive Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW 330i xDrive [10.00]	I think I grew up today. I have no clue where it came from and I'm not so sure on how I'm supposed to feel about this. Over the weekend, went up to Chicago Suburbs to look at cars. Asked a friend who has a family full of BMW owners if they had a preferred dealer - he came to that dealer to check out this one car I found. $26995, sub 30k miles, CPO 428i xDrive Coupe. Literally loaded, only down side was the color (I can't do black and especially metallic black). Agreed on the price, car drove GREAT, it was almost like that girl in your class that looks low-key but is an amazing person and also is cute and AMAZING "after hours" too. I realized, however, buying that car on my parents' dime wouldn't be the same as me buying one with the money I make. It still kinda pains me, I'm not the owner of a beautiful and almost new 428i. I realized, especially with these conditions, getting something a bit more "sensible" might be a better choice, so I'm going to look at a Passat on Wednesday, and if everything goes well that'll be the car I end up with. Am I being stupid? Is this what "growing up" means? Will I experience a mid-life crisis when im 31, dump my then-current girl friend and buy a used Cayman???? I get that "sensible" isn't always the best choice, but I believe I could've done way way worse. As you can probably also tell from my post there's too much going on throughout my life and I'm literally lost, if anyone can give tips and tricks on how to regain control of my life i'd appreciate that. someone please help
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03-20-2018, 10:28 AM	#51474
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18326 Rep 9,410 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Take the money you were going to spend on the 428 and get hookers/blow. "You don't want to grow up, you're and T and A kid!" Seriously, you are starting to mature, you are looking at longer goals and ignoring your immediate desires. Soon you'll be thinking about how to send your kid to college instead of financing a new X5 for wife and Cayman for self. Or, the hookers will be undercover cops and you'll be in jail.
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03-21-2018, 05:34 AM	#51475
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03-22-2018, 04:21 AM	#51476
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03-22-2018, 09:36 AM	#51477
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03-24-2018, 09:16 PM	#51478
Bups Masterdebater 204 Rep 176 Posts Drives: Toyoda Camray Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Barcelona iTrader: (0)	Got promotion, leaving shit cold ass OH for SC. Relocation date is May 8th, setting up moving company and car transport to pick up my shit on the 13th. Surf weekends back as top priority. __________________ “How are Mr. Trump’s hands?” My hands are fine. You know, my hands are normal. Slightly large, actually. In fact, I buy a slightly smaller than large glove, okay? No, but I did this because everybody was saying to me, “Oh, your hands are very nice. They are normal.” - Donald J. Trump.
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