Ask a girl anything?

Joekerr · 01-29-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Showing up with a huge boner is not a tactical advantage, a psychological advantage.

Could be both?

If Axius is bent over, then you have the upper ground theoretically...hence a tactical advantage to apply the leather sap to his head and take the contents of the vault for yourself.

See.....tactical advantage

shoei · 01-29-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by shoei

That's because you are too busy running around with anyone that offers you BBQ and bacon... I offer much more than clogged arteries and cuddling in bicycle shorts...

But I digress... I prefer crunchy bacon... Not burnt to a crisp, but crunchy... I'm not eating pork chops, I don't need my bacon tender... That will probably be a deal breaker for you and I... Amongst other things...

There are legit reasons brotatochip.

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Six reasons to keep on riding

Cycling may have more benefits than you would initially think. Here are just a few of the reasons why cyclists do it better than others:

Get the blood pumping

Cycling is one of the best exercises for building the cardiovascular system. According to cardiologist Michael Crawford, MD, A well-trained heart can pump up to 50 per cent more blood with every beat compared to an untrained one. Its your sexual drumbeat. And we all know how important maintaining good blood flow is!

Heightened sex drive

A study was conducted at the University of California looking at the sexual behaviour of two groups of middle-aged men. The first group followed a regular training plan, which involved exercising for one hour, three to four days per week. The second group didnt exercise and after nine months, those in the first group reported a 30 per cent increase in the frequency of sex with their partners.

Going that extra mile

Just like in cycling, it seems some can last longer than others.

Cycling is up there as one of the best sports for cardiovascular conditioning, leading to an increase in your energy levels elsewhere in your body, resulting in you taking longer to tire!

Also, strenuous physical activity makes you more attuned to your body and its sensations. Thats a good thing, right?

Stronger muscles

No, not that muscle! Cycling builds powerful leg, buttock and lower back muscles. According to Dr. Matthew Forsyth, MD, a urologist and cyclist in Portland, Oregon, All these muscles are used during intercourse. The better developed these muscles, the longer and more athletic intercourse will be.

Exercise high

Its a well-known fact that hormones called endorphins are released during and after physical exertion and produce a feeling of satisfaction and extreme well-being.They are sometimes called the bodys own opiates. But did you know that they can also make you feel aroused? Researchers at the University of Chicago discovered that one in four women had experienced sexual arousal while exercising.

Confidence in yourself

At the end of a long and testing ride, although you may feel a little tired initially, the feeling of accomplishment burns brightly from within. Confidence in your ability and physical prowess will not only make you feel sexier, but will often be reflected in the way you are perceived by others.
Read more at http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/...Lzl9o2emdw5.99

All because the Internet says there are 6 reasons for something, doesn't always necessarily make it realistic... Here is another list of 6 reasons for you to ponder...

Lups · 01-29-2016, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

That's what she said.

Totally walked into that one.

F30lolz · 01-29-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Totally walked into that one.

Speaking of walking, how is it going

Axius · 01-29-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Would this happen to be the boner which cannot be hidden referred to in a different thread?

If so, you might find that Axius doesn't run...he's more of a hugger type.

I commit 80%. The other 20% is situationally subjective.

Axius · 01-29-2016, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Showing up with a huge boner is not a tactical advantage, a psychological advantage.

I don't know, my huge boner has scared women away, I'd imagine it has the same effect on most men also.

Mr Tonka · 01-29-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I don't know, my huge boner has scared women away, I'd imagine it has the same effect on most men also.

Mine makes light saber sounds.

Axius · 01-29-2016, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mine makes light saber sounds.

Mine has a $100 bill tattooed on the side so I don't feel so bad when women blow my money away.

Mr Tonka · 01-29-2016, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Mine has a $100 bill tattooed on the side so I don't feel so bad when women blow my money away.

Mine has a $1,000,000 tattooed on it. Sorry you didn't have the room for all the zeros.

Axius · 01-29-2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mine has a $1,000,000 tattooed on it. Sorry you didn't have the room for all the zeros.

I've been told my 2'' of power is just too much to handle.

Mr Tonka · 01-29-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I've been told my 2'' of power is just too much to handle.

Size doesn't matter anyway.

Lups · 01-29-2016, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Speaking of walking, how is it going

I love my shoulders again. The muscles feel loose. All the tearing down and the shitty builds are done now and I feel like I should go for a run since I've missed this shit.

As for walking... My ankle is fucked, my knee hurts (hammers when dropped down make a mess) and I slipped and hurt my back slightly today... Now I have a very manly walking style to say the least!

Honestly. I miss my car insanely. Insanely. But this new walk gives me new things to worry about.

Axius · 01-29-2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Size doesn't matter anyway.

You're right, because they usually get blown away once I start fisting.

.... FALCON PUNCH!

Mr Tonka · 01-29-2016, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You're right, because they usually get blown away once I start fisting.

.... FALCON PUNCH!

shoei · 01-29-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Speaking of walking, how is it going

I love my shoulders again. The muscles feel loose. All the tearing down and the shitty builds are done now and I feel like I should go for a run since I've missed this shit.

As for walking... My ankle is fucked, my knee hurts (hammers when dropped down make a mess) and I slipped and hurt my back slightly today... Now I have a very manly walking style to say the least!

Honestly. I miss my car insanely. Insanely. But this new walk gives me new things to worry about.

Peter II says hello, and fuck you for abandoning him...