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      02-12-2020, 10:28 AM   #5105
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
Women tend to use the system to get back at their Ex's. Ask me how I know. Lol. Oy...
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      02-12-2020, 11:53 AM   #5108
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
What a disgusting convo to overhear. Did the daughter hear it too? That'd be a golden teachable moment, if she did.
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      02-12-2020, 12:07 PM   #5109
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What a disgusting convo to overhear. Did the daughter hear it too? That'd be a golden teachable moment, if she did.
She didn't. They were gone when she arrived.
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
And yet women wonder why chivalry is dead and nobody wants to get married anymore.
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
Her husband probably busts his ass to provide a nice life for his hairdresser wife who now wants to take him to the cleaners while she's out there banging other men. I WISH I overheard that conversation. I would not have been able to keep my mouth shut.
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Her husband probably busts his ass to provide a nice life for his hairdresser wife who now wants to take him to the cleaners while she's out there banging other men. I WISH I overheard that conversation. I would not have been able to keep my mouth shut.
Would have been great to covertly capture that convo on video, then track down her hubby and hand it to him. "You may find this useful in a couple months."
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint
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Her husband probably busts his ass to provide a nice life for his hairdresser wife who now wants to take him to the cleaners while she's out there banging other men. I WISH I overheard that conversation. I would not have been able to keep my mouth shut.
She probably gets a big chunk of her income as cash tips. I bet she's never given him a dime of that money.
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Her husband probably busts his ass to provide a nice life for his hairdresser wife who now wants to take him to the cleaners while she's out there banging other men. I WISH I overheard that conversation. I would not have been able to keep my mouth shut.
I was seething when I first heard the discussion and rather than get up and say something, I channeled it into something positive: Posting in BP OT.
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pics of wings?
Will post next time I go.

Happy Hour with the Australian chick today after work.
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Would have been great to covertly capture that convo on video, then track down her hubby and hand it to him. "You may find this useful in a couple months."
Where is the facial recognition algorithm app when you need the damn thing?!?!!
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And yet women wonder why chivalry is dead and nobody wants to get married anymore.
They ruined it for themselves, but we can't change anything unless we get most men on-board.
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Will post next time I go.

Happy Hour with the Australian chick today after work.
Hopefully this one isn't a straight-up freak like the last one, although it made for great reading.
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Where is the facial recognition algorithm app when you need the damn thing?!?!!
Actually, it sounds like she's the one who needs a facial.
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They ruined it for themselves, but we can't change anything unless we get most men on-board.
I'm still a chivalrous guy by nature, but it is pretty surprising. I'll hold doors open and some women will think of it as a nice gesture, and some will act like I've insulted them.
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Having lunch with my daughter at a local wing joint and seated about 10 feet from 2 broads (channeling Joe Biden) and a girlyman...all in the hair dressing business. Blonde Broad One is bragging to the table how she is laying in with to take her soon-to-be-ex husband to the cleaners in the divorce.

She is bragging that she has banged several dudes and how clueless he is about everything. He's a nice guy and not strong enough for him and he deserves whatever she gives to him.

WTF?!?!!

Daughter is here now. Play by play over!!
These same loser whores will then complain about not being able to find a good man. You reap what you sow, bitches.
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I probably would do her just because of the accent
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Did you SEE the accents on that one?????

Be careful MKSixer I hear there are WAY more venomous creatures down under than in South America, just sayin
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Just because my night just got fucked up I figured I'd come share why with my online friends here....

So as you all know I've been texting and talking with that girl every fuckin day since we went on a date 2 weeks ago, good convos, funny shit, during work and after work, everyday quite frequently. She said this week wouldn't work to go on a second date and said next week on Thursday. Figured it was a bit odd that you don't have time this week and you out hanging with friends in the evenings and going to the gym but sure, I'll buy it...

She sent me a random fuckin text like 30 minutes ago. And this is after we were having a normal conversation a few hours ago. Take a read:

'Hey! It's been really nice getting to know you these last few weeks but I feel like we don't really have a connection. And I don't really see it working out long-term. Hope you understand.'

Um.... wtf? Bitch we been talking every fuckin day and you damn sure felt like you were interested. WTF. What a waste of 1 month of talking and getting to know her. Lowkey really enjoy talking with her and thought it would work out. Why even continue to talk to me after the date if you felt this way?

No wonder why guys don't take shit seriously these days, because when you get close to some bitch some bullshit like this happens. Sorry for long post, I am heated!
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