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      11-09-2017, 02:09 PM   #51085
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I like to keep my ass dry as well.
Pussy is completely different story though.
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You didn't replied my question from yesterday in # 768 ?
To answer your question: I just know things. Knower of all knowing.

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It ruins the mood. Whoever thought that it was sexy and started that trend needs to be severely punished. Shit is nasty (pun intended ) Moral of the story dont lick my butt. It makes such an attractive guy, unattractive.
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      11-09-2017, 02:13 PM   #51087
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Different strokes for different folks, Ms. Vanillabean.
Poop comes out of it. Might as well make out with a toilet.
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      11-09-2017, 02:19 PM   #51088
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To answer your question: I just know things. Knower of all knowing.
So , a guy from Barcelona knows that a guy in California is bat shit crazy ?
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Poop comes out of it. Might as well make out with a toilet.
Yeah...It sounds like shit .
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Yeah...It sounds like shit .
For once we agree. I remember puking in a public toilet in California. I wanted to Lysol my entire body afterwards. (Pregnancy is not fun)
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(Pregnancy is not fun)
i'll just leave this here...
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i'll just leave this here...
Or just be responsible and take birth control
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      11-09-2017, 02:31 PM   #51093
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For once we agree. I remember puking in a public toilet in California. I wanted to Lysol my entire body afterwards. (Pregnancy is not fun)
I thought we always agree . I remember when you said that you wanted a second baby ? And that you wanted to be pregnant again..
But now you say pregnancy is not fun ?
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I thought we always agree . I remember when you said that you wanted a second baby ? And that you wanted to be pregnant again..
But now you say pregnancy is not fun ?
I must have been drunk when I said that statement
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I must have been drunk when I said that statement
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Kids are fun. I have a 6 year old. Like reliving my childhood.
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      11-09-2017, 02:39 PM   #51097
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Kids are fun. I have a 6 year old. Like reliving my childhood.
Oh I love my daughter to death. But at this point in my life, I can only handle one of her
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Oh I love my daughter to death. But at this point in my life, I can only handle one of her
Word. 10 siblings here. I was raising kids before I even had a drivers license. One is good for me.
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To answer your question: I just know things. Knower of all knowing.



Different strokes for different folks, Ms. Vanillabean.
Is it safe to assume you like chocolate?
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I must have been drunk when I said that statement
I'm always sober .
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Is it safe to assume you like chocolate?
You know what they say about Belgian chocolate ?
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Poop comes out of it. Might as well make out with a toilet.
Babies come out of a vagina, might as well go lick a fetus.

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So , a guy from Barcelona knows that a guy in California is bat shit crazy ?
I spent some time on the lower west coast for a Porsche event.

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Is it safe to assume you like chocolate?
Chocolate, vanilla, mocha, Hersey Special Dark, chocolate with almonds, etc.
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Babies come out of a vagina, might as well go lick a fetus.



I spent some time on the lower west coast for a Porsche event.



Chocolate, vanilla, mocha, Hersey Special Dark, chocolate with almonds, etc.
And I love my baby I could just kiss her cheeks all day long. Gobble her up
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^ you know how many times that baby puked on those cheeks??!!!!!
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