Ask a girl anything?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...actually, if your wife isn't around to see your mistake, are you still wrong..?

Probably. Most men get this guilty look in their faces anyway.

I was wrong today, but never admitted at home. It went down beautifully until I crashed and burned.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Probably. Most men get this guilty look in their faces anyway.

I was wrong today, but never admitted at home. It went down beautifully until I crashed and burned.

You? Wrong? Pfffffffffffffttttttttt, I don't believe it for a second. Blasphemy!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

You? Wrong? Pfffffffffffffttttttttt, I don't believe it for a second. Blasphemy!

I thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

If anyone gets the vault, it's me damnit.

Go fuck yourself I already called dibs

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

If anyone gets the vault, it's me damnit.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Go fuck yourself I already called dibs

I'll show up with a huge tactical advantage and take the vault from both of you.

Yeah, it's like that.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken.

I'm pretty sure you were most definitely wrong. Ask a woman, she'll tell you.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Go fuck yourself I already called dibs

Gladiator fight to the death, who ever doesn't die..., wins.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'll show up with a huge tactical advantage and take the vault from both of you.

Yeah, it's like that.

Incorrect... We should go off of geographical location to be fair...

Oh wait, that would be me !!! Logistics standpoint it only makes sense... Gas prices, ozone, shipping costs, keep the valuables close to home, etc etc...

I'll take care of all of you, don't worry...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You? Wrong? Pfffffffffffffttttttttt, I don't believe it for a second. Blasphemy!

Yah, I was wrong. Since I'm only like 90% man, I am capable of admitting this online, and when you have a minute, in a whatsapp call in person.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Incorrect... We should go off of geographical location to be fair...

Oh wait, that would be me !!! Logistics standpoint it only makes sense... Gas prices, ozone, shipping costs, keep the valuables close to home, etc etc...

I'll take care of all of you, don't worry...

No, it's mine. I intend to free the contents by removing them from Nazifornia.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yah, I was wrong. Since I'm only like 90% man, I am capable of admitting this online, and when you have a minute, in a whatsapp call in person.

I will have plenty of minutes when I get home from the beer store after work at 4pm America time.


Something about that deep rumble in your voice, enhanced by the large balls, just does something magical to my soul.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yah, I was wrong. Since I'm only like 90% man, I am capable of admitting this online, and when you have a minute, in a whatsapp call in person.

Too bad your whatsapp calls suck... As evidence by the 27 reconnects in one phone call...

Pay your dam internet bill !!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

I'll take care of all of you, don't worry...

I don't think our relationship is solid enough for me to trust you to take care of me just yet. We haven't even cuddled or held hands.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't think our relationship is solid enough for me to trust you to take care of me just yet. We haven't even cuddled or held hands.

That's because you are too busy running around with anyone that offers you BBQ and bacon... I offer much more than clogged arteries and cuddling in bicycle shorts...

But I digress... I prefer crunchy bacon... Not burnt to a crisp, but crunchy... I'm not eating pork chops, I don't need my bacon tender... That will probably be a deal breaker for you and I... Amongst other things...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's because you are too busy running around with anyone that offers you BBQ and bacon... I offer much more than clogged arteries and cuddling in bicycle shorts...

But I digress... I prefer crunchy bacon... Not burnt to a crisp, but crunchy... I'm not eating pork chops, I don't need my bacon tender... That will probably be a deal breaker for you and I... Amongst other things...

I could never turn down BBQ or bacon. In fact, if that day ever happens, I give anyone permission to just end my life on the spot.


I look through deal breakers and turn them into game changers. Tell me more about you, you seductive bastard.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Lups

Since I'm only like 90% man

Can you PM me your pecker too? So I can compare yours and Biorin's

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's because you are too busy running around with anyone that offers you BBQ and bacon... I offer much more than clogged arteries and cuddling in bicycle shorts...

But I digress... I prefer crunchy bacon... Not burnt to a crisp, but crunchy... I'm not eating pork chops, I don't need my bacon tender... That will probably be a deal breaker for you and I... Amongst other things...

You are THIS close to having your man card revoked.

Talk bad about BBQ one more time.....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I will have plenty of minutes when I get home from the beer store after work at 4pm America time.


Something about that deep rumble in your voice, enhanced by the large balls, just does something magical to my soul.

Cool. Call me.

Originally Posted by shoei

Too bad your whatsapp calls suck... As evidence by the 27 reconnects in one phone call...

Pay your dam internet bill !!!

Fuck off. My damn phone acts up. I guess you're not supposed to see a review going on and on about a phone overheating and get excited. This was great when it was a minus 2 million decrees.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Can you PM me your pecker too? So I can compare yours and Biorin's

B's is bigger. She has the famous asian genes.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Lups

B's is bigger.

That's what she said.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'll show up with a huge tactical advantage and take the vault from both of you.

Yeah, it's like that.

Would this happen to be the boner which cannot be hidden referred to in a different thread?

If so, you might find that Axius doesn't run...he's more of a hugger type.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's because you are too busy running around with anyone that offers you BBQ and bacon... I offer much more than clogged arteries and cuddling in bicycle shorts...

But I digress... I prefer crunchy bacon... Not burnt to a crisp, but crunchy... I'm not eating pork chops, I don't need my bacon tender... That will probably be a deal breaker for you and I... Amongst other things...

There are legit reasons brotatochip.

Six reasons to keep on riding

Cycling may have more benefits than you would initially think. Here are just a few of the reasons why cyclists do it better than others:



Get the blood pumping

Cycling is one of the best exercises for building the cardiovascular system. According to cardiologist Michael Crawford, MD, “A well-trained heart can pump up to 50 per cent more blood with every beat compared to an untrained one. It’s your sexual drumbeat.” And we all know how important maintaining good blood flow is!



Heightened sex drive

A study was conducted at the University of California looking at the sexual behaviour of two groups of middle-aged men. The first group followed a regular training plan, which involved exercising for one hour, three to four days per week. The second group didn’t exercise and after nine months, those in the first group reported a 30 per cent increase in the frequency of sex with their partners.



Going that extra mile

Just like in cycling, it seems some can last longer than others.

Cycling is up there as one of the best sports for cardiovascular conditioning, leading to an increase in your energy levels elsewhere in your body, resulting in you taking longer to tire!

Also, strenuous physical activity makes you more attuned to your body and its sensations. That’s a good thing, right?



Stronger muscles

No, not that muscle! Cycling builds powerful leg, buttock and lower back muscles. According to Dr. Matthew Forsyth, MD, a urologist and cyclist in Portland, Oregon, “All these muscles are used during intercourse. The better developed these muscles, the longer and more athletic intercourse will be.”



Exercise high

It’s a well-known fact that hormones called endorphins are released during and after physical exertion and produce a feeling of satisfaction and extreme well-being.They are sometimes called the body’s own opiates. But did you know that they can also make you feel aroused? Researchers at the University of Chicago discovered that one in four women had experienced sexual arousal while exercising.



Confidence in yourself

At the end of a long and testing ride, although you may feel a little tired initially, the feeling of accomplishment burns brightly from within. Confidence in your ability and physical prowess will not only make you feel sexier, but will often be reflected in the way you are perceived by others.
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[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Would this happen to be the boner which cannot be hidden referred to in a different thread?

If so, you might find that Axius doesn't run...he's more of a hugger type.

Showing up with a huge boner is not a tactical advantage, a psychological advantage.