What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Trust me, was pure sarcastic and not to anger you.
A longer friend of mine had decided to do this step years ago, had his cutting-the-wires-appointment and guess what? 6 Months later he becomed dad again. Man, I wouldnt stuck into that doctors clothes for any price
Question for me because Im curious: Would you do that also if you werent married or into a long relationship?

Nah, didn't anger me at all, much thicker skin than that lol.

I just wanted to make sure you knew that you still cum, just no "venom" anymore!

But to answer your question, no, I probably wouldn't have done that if I wasn't married. And I'd recommend against it to anyone that wasn't married already - probably not the best option since they might meet someone who wants kids and that would be a no-go on the relationship then probably.

[UncleWede]

So, why is it that dogshit on MY shoes smells so much worse than on yours????

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, why is it that dogshit on MY shoes smells so much worse than on yours????

Because my shit don't stink!

(as an aside, about 50% of women will also tell you this)

[wrickem]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Nah, didn't anger me at all, much thicker skin than that lol.

I just wanted to make sure you knew that you still cum, just no "venom" anymore!

But to answer your question, no, I probably wouldn't have done that if I wasn't married. And I'd recommend against it to anyone that wasn't married already - probably not the best option since they might meet someone who wants kids and that would be a no-go on the relationship then probably.

if you weren't married, I'd suggest getting this t-shirt to advertise that you are good to go for a quickie with no repercussions

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, why is it that dogshit on MY shoes smells so much worse than on yours????

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Because my shit don't stink!

(as an aside, about 50% of women will also tell you this)

Wasn't aware you were a dog who left shits in the middle of my lawn

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wasn't aware you were a dog who left shits in the middle of my lawn

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!

Your lawn is full of poultry sh*it and nobody wants to be there, banned!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Your lawn is full of poultry sh*it and nobody wants to be there, banned!

The poultry are safely cooped up in the rear of the property. We offer waders to those wishing to venture into the coop, and then later return to normal civilization (and/or my wife's house) No lawn in the coop, no guano in the lawn-o

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

The poultry are safely cooped up in the rear of the property. We offer waders to those wishing to venture into the coop, and then later return to normal civilization (and/or my wife's house) No lawn in the coop, no guano in the lawn-o

I appreciate how you tried to rationalize the reason for them being cooped up is to keep the guano off the lawn, when in reality, we all know the reason they are caged is it makes it easier for you to catch them.

But on the surface, if we didn't know you, your explanation would have been totally plausible!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I appreciate how you tried to rationalize the reason for them being cooped up is to keep the guano off the lawn, when in reality, we all know the reason they are caged is it makes it easier for you to catch them.

But on the surface, if we didn't know you, your explanation would have been totally plausible!

My Story <-- Sticking to it

[Ladydragonz]

I am bored af and have read about my n54 all dayyyy... what's up guys!

[Banana Hammock]

Think I'm getting sick. Feel like shit.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Think I'm getting sick. Feel like shit.

I felt like that a few days ago. Took neocitran and went to sleep early and felt fine the next day.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I felt like that a few days ago. Took neocitran and went to sleep early and felt fine the next day.

Interesting. We all it Theraflu here.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Interesting. We all it Theraflu here.

Oh like TaraFlu? Weird

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh like TaraFlu? Weird

Yep. Side effect includes making YouTube videos.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Yep. Side effect includes making YouTube videos.

Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.

Nawwww. Your dash removal/trim wrapping video was really helpful. Gonna be wrapping mine soon.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Yep. Side effect includes making YouTube videos.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Oh that's terrible. I rather be sick.

Coincidentally enough, if you watch one of pasghetti's videos, you will be.

btw...someone is missing the d. (honestly was just meaning the letter, you depraved reader).


Edit: Technically, I suppose it isn't just the d, but rather the apostrophe and the d, for "I'd", but it was too good of an opportunity to pass up.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Coincidentally enough, if you watch one of pasghetti's videos, you will be.

You're not supposed to tell anyone!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Nawwww. Your dash removal/trim wrapping video was really helpful. Gonna be wrapping mine soon.

You know those Willy jeeps? I think it would be epic if someone who had one put on a sticker "don't be silly, wrap your willy". It's a sticker I wouldn't have a problem with.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You know those Willy jeeps? I think it would be epic if someone who had one put on a sticker "don't be silly, wrap your willy". It's a sticker I wouldn't have a problem with.

Lmao. I also love parody stickers like this

[Lups]

Originally Posted by pasghetti

Lmao. I also love parody stickers like this

I approve the milk.