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      09-06-2017, 01:50 PM   #50623
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I think this is basically hooked to your childhood. In older times I was part of the German tradition of "anbaden" (free translated I think its earlyswim or so), that means on January 1st after breakfast, everybody at the cold beach got undressed down to swimsuit or neopren and then it goes for few minutes into the icecold baltic sea. Did that several years ago until I had to move caused by job. Never catched a cold or got otherwise ill or sick.
Now, with a very good heating, fireplaces and warm clothes...Im went too lazy and comfortable to do this again...but I understand Lups very well
Hey hey, you could fart underwater, the short stroke would boost your way...and kill maybe some fishes for dinner
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I think this is basically hooked to your childhood. In older times I was part of the German tradition of "anbaden" (free translated I think its earlyswim or so), that means on January 1st after breakfast, everybody at the cold beach got undressed down to swimsuit or neopren and then it goes for few minutes into the icecold baltic sea. Did that several years ago until I had to move caused by job. Never catched a cold or got otherwise ill or sick.
Now, with a very good heating, fireplaces and warm clothes...Im went too lazy and comfortable to do this again...but I understand Lups very well
Hey hey, you could fart underwater, the short stroke would boost your way...and kill maybe some fishes for dinner
Lol, it's funny how good it feels later on, and we have saunas here to make it even better.
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I made my gf crepes tonight, they were excellent!
Sliced strawberries, whipped cream inside and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side.
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Saw the pic before your text and my first thought was: Damn, hes a she
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Except Trump hasn't gassed millions including children and women, invaded neighboring countries, killed his critics, other than that he's just like the mass murderer Nazis.
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Lol, it's funny how good it feels later on, and we have saunas here to make it even better.
I'm looking forward to when the pool cools down to about 50, and I can start again with my post-gym ritual of 10 in the Jacuzzi, 3 in the pool for about 3 rounds at the end of each workout.
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I'm looking forward to when the pool cools down to about 50, and I can start again with my post-gym ritual of 10 in the Jacuzzi, 3 in the pool for about 3 rounds at the end of each workout.
I don't like warm water, and I'm scared of pools. My inlaws insisted on buying one of those heated water thingies, and i stopped going to their cabin. Even the smell of chlorine makes me sick.

I don't get the whole warm water swimming thing. It is gross.

Omg third day in a row, I'm going to die from a jalapeno overdose. My grocery store got five kilos (about 11pounds) of really good ones, i bought them all and I've been eating them for three days straight.

Is there a cure to this? My kids are making fun of me since I've eaten so much i can't even move.
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Is there a cure to this? My kids are making fun of me since I've eaten so much i can't even move.
I was going to suggest full frontal lobotomy, but too late
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I was going to suggest full frontal lobotomy, but too late
Ha, as far as i know, a lobotomy doesnt touch the jalapeno part of the brain.

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Ha, as far as i know, a lobotomy doesnt touch the jalapeno part of the brain.

For the KIDS, so they quit laughing at our favorite overweight Cheetos eating 50 year old man.
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Except Trump hasn't gassed millions including children and women, invaded neighboring countries, killed his critics, other than that he's just like the mass murderer Nazis.
Neither I did, so please be advised to call no German just for fun a Nazi!
I cant change our destiny but this has nothing to do with the present or the future.
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Think about those victims before you equate Trump to the mass murderer Hitler.
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Neither I did, so please be advised to call no German just for fun a Nazi!
I cant change our destiny but this has nothing to do with the present or the future.
The picture you posted equates Trump to Nazis, that shows your ignorance.
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Saw the pic before your text and my first thought was: Damn, hes a she
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For the KIDS, so they quit laughing at our favorite overweight Cheetos eating 50 year old man.
I don't know man, it seems a bit cruel? Why not just wait until they're 18, and kick them off to uni to study engineering? It has the same result, but it's still considered humane.
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Neither I did, so please be advised to call no German just for fun a Nazi!
I cant change our destiny but this has nothing to do with the present or the future.
German papers do the best cover art these days. Epic.
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Those are dude hands though.
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German papers do the best cover art these days. Epic.
Like you, they're very good at trivializing Nazi crimes.

To compare Trump to Hitler, you must not be familiar with Nazi crimes.

I read the finns fought side by side with the Nazis and then betrayed them when it became obvious they were going to lose the war.
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Those are dude hands though.
I love her and not desperate to drive 1,400 miles to be with a Bimmerpost chick just to be ditched.

You hit on almost every chick on BP. Hahahaha
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Like you, they're very good at trivializing Nazi crimes.

To compare Trump to Hitler, you must not be familiar with Nazi crimes.

I read the finns fought side by side with the Nazis and then betrayed them when it became obvious they were going to lose the war.
We have this saying here: If the shoe fits...

Your own papers make the same comparison all the time too, and your cover art is drawing inspiration from the same sources. I don't know if anyone has told you, but hitler didn't take over Germany and start killing people on day one. If you compare with your extensive knowledge of history the rise of Hitler to the rise of Trump, you could perhaps comprehend where the comparison is born from.

I applaud your interest on Finnish history. I'll be happy to give you suggestions on what all to read, if you wish to expand your knowledge.
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