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[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Lups

The tip of today:

Do not eat over 3 lbs of jalapenos in a day. Id you fo, don't fo it again the next day.

Or consider some flame farts, your kids would love the show

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Or consider some flame farts, your kids would love the show

It's more like i can feel every centimeter of my bowels, no farting, just pain and agony and yet i had to make more today since those are too good.

Ax: My tiny crocodile wants to know if you can play crocodile too? He says Americans can't swim under water since you have bad (?) feet. I asked what he means, and he said your feet are too big for swimming.

Kids are weird.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Ax: My tiny crocodile wants to know if you can play crocodile too? He says Americans can't swim under water since you have bad (?) feet. I asked what he means, and he said your feet are too big for swimming.

Kids are weird.

I like to think I'd be a better Godzilla, mostly because Godzilla has big feet, and is similar to a crocodile, but doesn't necessarily have to swim, and is still terrifying. However, I did surf, so my swimming skills can't be that awful.

Tell him he's just jealous of my big feet.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hmmmm. I'll have to dig through my boxes because it's probably still packed from the move. That's a lot of effort I may not have, I'll advise.

Tell him I said hi! And it's probably best you listen to him, I've seen angry crocodiles before. Not good. You'll be ded in no time.

Ciao bella

Guys don't like guy friends flirting with their stay-at-home wives while they're out there slaving away.

You're like the emotional friend.

Text you later Babe!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I like to think I'd be a better Godzilla, mostly because Godzilla has big feet, and is similar to a crocodile, but doesn't necessarily have to swim, and is still terrifying. However, I did surf, so my swimming skills can't be that awful.

Tell him he's just jealous of my big feet.

Lol, the little dude has been obsessed with Harvey, and now with Irma. We are playing crocodiles now because i explained to him how a major storm displaces animals too and how to tellan alligator from a crocodile,. He keeps asking about Sakhirm4 and how a cow can swim.

Lol, he told his dad his feet are bad for swimming too, so i guess the size does matter. He didn't get to play at all!

These are the last days of summer here. Soon we'll have the right kind of weather again, now i need two hands, we are going to go check birds nests.

Bye Billie, i got away with texting while being a crocodile dinner

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, the little dude has been obsessed with Harvey, and now with Irma. We are playing crocodiles now because i explained to him how a major storm displaces animals too and how to tellan alligator from a crocodile,. He keeps asking about Sakhirm4 and how a cow can swim.

Lol, he told his dad his feet are bad for swimming too, so i guess the size does matter. He didn't get to play at all!

These are the last days of summer here. Soon we'll have the right kind of weather again, now i need two hands, we are going to go check birds nests.

Bye Billie, i got away with texting while being a crocodile dinner

Bahahaha, everyone knows cows can't swim. He's basically doomed!

You should remind him that our big feet have more webbing between the toes to allow for more thrust. Educate him, school is in session now is it not?

Go have fun and don't die. Tell the croc to let you keep your limbs.

[Axius]

It's okay buddy, I know your life sucks so you have revel in mine instead. It's clearly why you're so obsessed with me. Might want to get checked out at a psych ward or something.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Bahahaha, everyone knows cows can't swim. He's basically doomed!

You should remind him that our big feet have more webbing between the toes to allow for more thrust. Educate him, school is in session now is it not?

Go have fun and don't die. Tell the croc to let you keep your limbs.

Damn kid, he still wants to swim. Its like 50f here but apparently it doesn't matter.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Damn kid, he still wants to swim. Its like 50f here but apparently it doesn't matter.

Damn Finns, 50f is much too cold for an American. Water temps need to be at least 75° MINIMUM.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Lups

It's more like i can feel every centimeter of my bowels, no farting, just pain and agony and yet i had to make more today since those are too good.

Ax: My tiny crocodile wants to know if you can play crocodile too? He says Americans can't swim under water since you have bad (?) feet. I asked what he means, and he said your feet are too big for swimming.

Kids are weird.

You know what they say about guys with big feet right?

[Axius]

Anyone know what happened to that creeplord V712312049u or whatever? Found this old message, fucking weirdo.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

You know what they say about guys with big feet right?

Big thongs?

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Axius

Damn Finns, 50f is much too cold for an American. Water temps need to be at least 75° MINIMUM.

Much too cold for this Canadian as well. I despise swimming, though I manage from time to time. Usually only if the subject water takes on the temperature similar to that of nice warm bathwater.

No polar dips. Not ever.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

Damn Finns, 50f is much too cold for an American. Water temps need to be at least 75° MINIMUM.

This applies to Finns as well.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

You know what they say about guys with big feet right?

Originally Posted by Axius

Big thongs?

Not quite. Big feet means large shoes. Large shoes to fill.

If I ever left these forums, I'd leave a pair of large shoes to fill...where would you all be without my antics and provocative threads in the politics section?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Much too cold for this Canadian as well. I despise swimming, though I manage from time to time. Usually only if the subject water takes on the temperature similar to that of nice warm bathwater.

No polar dips. Not ever.

Right now is hot tub time until spring. It's about mid 60's, night time is getting in the 50's which is perfect for the hot tub. I don't really swim, just enjoy relaxing with friends on a cold winter night.

Of course have to get out and roll in the snow from time to time to cool off.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

This applies to Finns as well.

Oh, apparently Americans don't get this sport.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Not quite. Big feet means large shoes. Large shoes to fill.

If I ever left these forums, I'd leave a pair of large shoes to fill...where would you all be without my antics and provocative threads in the politics section?

Uhhhh how can you leave big shoes to fill when you literally just joined the forum, noob.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh, apparently Americans don't get this sport.

Is that proof hypothermia doesn't affect finns?.

I wouldn't take a small child go swim in 57f water was my point.

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Not quite. Big feet means large shoes. Large shoes to fill.

If I ever left these forums, I'd leave a pair of large shoes to fill...where would you all be without my antics and provocative threads in the politics section?

Originally Posted by Axius

Uhhhh how can you leave big shoes to fill when you literally just joined the forum, noob.

My old man (handle) is a legend
He cast a shadow so great
I think of how he is watchin’
With every move that I make

Old man look at my life
Take a look, take a look
Old man look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you

[Axius]

Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

Is that proof hypothermia doesn't affect finns?.

I wouldn't take a small child go swim in 57f water was my point.

Heh, here even the kids get to go to winter swims, and i think the water was closer to 55f today. I guess we are just used to our ways, and everyone swims when they want to, since we don't get warmer waters.