What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by anglo

At least this time you're not driving 1,400 miles round trip for a cricket caper.

Nope, have happily been talking to many women, unlike yourself who can't seem to crawl out of his mothers basement to meet real people in the world. Must suck being so depressed, my condolences bud.


Hey did you see my reply in your other thread about the news channel by the way? You never responded. I'll bump it so you see it again.

[upstatedoc]

Beer bottle caps: twist off or pop off? What's the difference? Does it make a difference? I'm so confused...

[Watching The World Burn]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Beer bottle caps: twist off or pop off? What's the difference? Does it make a difference? I'm so confused...

It makes a difference to the hand attempting to twist a pop off. Especially if you like the idea of not shredding some of your skin for no benefit.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Beer bottle caps: twist off or pop off? What's the difference? Does it make a difference? I'm so confused...

If you wanna impress your friends and support your dentist, open pop-off ones with the teeth.
If you need more space into the bar, twist off the cap, shout 'fire in the whole' and then 'cheers'

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

It makes a difference to the hand attempting to twist a pop off. Especially if you like the idea of not shredding some of your skin for no benefit.

Bic lighters are good alternatives. Always keep one handy. What happens if you end up in a survival situation and don't have one. Opening beer is it's secondary purpose.

[Lups]

The tip of today:

Do not eat over 3 lbs of jalapenos in a day. Id you fo, don't fo it again the next day.

[The Choosey begger]

What else did you figure out axis? lol

[Axius]

Oh good you're alive, for a while I was thinking you finally deceased.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh good you're alive, for a while I was thinking you finally deceased.

How's the new job goin? Looks like you might be able to keep this one for more than 6 months. Haha

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh good you're alive, for a while I was thinking you finally deceased.

If you're talking to me, it is a bit iffy now. I honestly have to find a new obsession to replace spicy food.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

If you're talking to me, it is a bit iffy now. I honestly have to find a new obsession to replace spicy food.

Are you still spewing your liberal nonsense 24/7 on the politics forum? I thought that was your other obsession.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by anglo

How's the new job goin? Looks like you might be able to keep this one for more than 6 months. Haha

You're a special kind of retarded. Been with the same company 5 years. Now go crawl back into your miserable hole.

Originally Posted by Lups

If you're talking to me, it is a bit iffy now. I honestly have to find a new obsession to replace spicy food.

You survived the cold?!?! Or is it still in effect? I'd message you but I'm still in the process of setting up all the messaging accounts on my new phone.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're a special kind of retarded. Been with the same company 5 years. Now go crawl back into your miserable hole.



You survived the cold?!?! Or is it still in effect? I'd message you but I'm still in the process of setting up all the messaging accounts on my new phone.

Well, I'm blaming the massive cold for this now: A week without good food made me clear out my grocery store from jalapenos.

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're a special kind of retarded. Been with the same company 5 years. Now go crawl back into your miserable hole.



You survived the cold?!?! Or is it still in effect? I'd message you but I'm still in the process of setting up all the messaging accounts on my new phone.

Didn't you move to Cleveland bc you quit your your job in NC. Remember that discussion?

Pretty impressive you get to talk mama lups outside of BP.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, I'm blaming the massive cold for this now: A week without good food made me clear out my grocery store from jalapenos.

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!

That's the shitty part about being sick, pretty much any appetite is out the window. But, now you can go on a jalapeno hiatus and nobody can fault you.

Sounds good!

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, I'm blaming the massive cold for this now: A week without good food made me clear out my grocery store from jalapenos.

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!

Isn't cold for a swim?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's the shitty part about being sick, pretty much any appetite is out the window. But, now you can go on a jalapeno hiatus and nobody can fault you.

Sounds good!

Lol, but at least i was as brave as i am always when facing the looming death!

I'll send you a clip later about Kissa's new trick. I shit you not, the little bitch doubles now as a mushroom dog, she adopted a grandma she helps finding those.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'll text you later babe, i have to go for a swim with the dogs now!

Hey remember 800 years ago I gave you that dolma recipe, did you ever make it?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

Isn't cold for a swim?

Huh?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, but at least i was as brave as i am always when facing the looming death!

I'll send you a clip later about Kissa's new trick. I shit you not, the little bitch doubles now as a mushroom dog, she adopted a grandma she helps finding those.

Bravest I've ever seen, although, really thought this one was gonna do you in.


Ooooo I have a doggo picture to send you. Buddy just got a pit, but his big pointy ass ears make him look like a rat dog. Guy is a beast, too much energy.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey remember 800 years ago I gave you that dolma recipe, did you ever make it?

No, i lost it and now i can't admit it to you and ask of you to resend it.

Robin says hi, and that i have to stop texting. It is impolite to text while playing a crocodile victim apparently, it didn't matter that i tried to explain to him that a texter is an easy meal!

Later babe, i have to practice screaming while a horrible beast eats my toes.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

No, i lost it and now i can't admit it to you and ask of you to resend it.

Robin says hi, and that i have to stop texting. It is impolite to text while playing a crocodile victim apparently, it didn't matter that i tried to explain to him that a texter is an easy meal!

Later babe, i have to practice screaming while a horrible beast eats my toes.

Hmmmm. I'll have to dig through my boxes because it's probably still packed from the move. That's a lot of effort I may not have, I'll advise.

Tell him I said hi! And it's probably best you listen to him, I've seen angry crocodiles before. Not good. You'll be ded in no time.

Ciao bella