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      01-28-2016, 03:58 PM   #5039
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What c5 is a women again?
Is a many women.
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      01-28-2016, 04:00 PM   #5040
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Is a many women.
Large enough to be.
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Large enough to be.
The feet, at least.
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      01-28-2016, 04:01 PM   #5042
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Mine are 6.5 is that good?
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Mine are 6.5 is that good?
How do you look in bike shorts? I think that's her thing.
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How do you look in bike shorts? I think that's her thing.
Like a fancy boy?
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      01-28-2016, 04:07 PM   #5045
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Mine are 6.5 is that good?
I'm only a 5, or I'd offer to share shoes.
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I'm only a 5, or I'd offer to share shoes.
Nice that's small, I like little feet on a woman.
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      01-28-2016, 04:20 PM   #5047
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Da faq do I need finesse for?? I'm not wearing a tutu... Or bicycle spandex...
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How do you look in bike shorts? I think that's her thing.
It's not. I tried that, she swerved and ran me off the road.
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Nice that's small, I like little feet on a woman.
I've heard great things about foot binding.
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      01-28-2016, 04:38 PM   #5050
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Is a many women.
Where's my bouquet you insensitive prick...
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Where's my bouquet you insensitive prick...
I sent you a fucking basket and it wasn't good enough for you, you high maintenance whore.
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I sent you a fucking basket and it wasn't good enough for you, you high maintenance whore.
All I'm hearing is twatulence...queef queef queef.
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      01-28-2016, 04:57 PM   #5053
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All I'm hearing is twatulence...queef queef queef.
Giggling too much to reply. You win, you slanty-eyed fuck.
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All I'm hearing is twatulence...queef queef queef.
Giggling too much to reply. You win, you slanty-eyed fuck.
I win I win
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      01-28-2016, 05:15 PM   #5055
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Giggling too much to reply. You win, you slanty-eyed fuck.
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Careful, some dude from Belgium is going to ask to watch and listen.
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Nice that's small, I like little feet on a woman.
yup, they can stand closer to the stove...

oops, was that insensitive?
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      01-28-2016, 05:18 PM   #5057
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Nice that's small, I like little feet on a woman.
Because nothing grows in the shade?
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      01-28-2016, 05:26 PM   #5058
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Because nothing grows in the shade?
Nah just think it's cute I guess.
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      01-28-2016, 05:37 PM   #5059
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Hey, MKSixer here's some for you too, from a fellow M6'er...

These are my favorites!!
Thank-you!
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      01-29-2016, 08:38 AM   #5060
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Because nothing grows in the shade?
Actually, shrooms grow in shade, and only need a minute amount of light.



Also, crazy people grow in the shade, then come out in the day and act all bananas.
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