What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[shockin330i]

lol

[///M Power-Belgium]

Heat wave in Belgium ! Think I need a water balloon as well

[nyalpine90]

mornnnnin

[Mike.]

we have to get this shit bumping again.

[UncleWede]

Left the sliding door open with screen closed last night to get some cool air in the room. A little after 1 I wake up to the PUNGENT odor wafting in. Freaking Tom spritzed the door.

AND the worst part is the dog just laid there on the bed. . .

[Dang3r]

Doggy style onto the bed?
Banned!

[UncleWede]

Doggy style on YOUR side of the bed



banned

[UncleWede]

So when does Gary Larson's copyright on Midvale School for the Gifted expire? I so want one of those t-shirts!!!!

[Lups]

My god, i fucking hate painting. I fucking hate the gene mutation that gave us all eyesight

I hate everyone.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

My god, i fucking hate painting. I fucking hate the gene mutation that gave us all eyesight

I hate everyone.

Do you hate me as well? If so, I can understand - I am perfect after all, and people love to hate and destroy perfection.

But what about Axius - he's a wounded old bird exiled to the bitter climes of Cleveland and most certainly not perfect. No reason to hate him.

You know - an interesting experiment for you should you care to try it...eat one of your mother in law's meals blindfolded. You can't look at it at all beforehand or know what it is. I wonder if taking away your sight would improve your feelings towards the meal.

Might be more tolerable. And if not, there's always the amusing conversation starter that you wearing a blindfold while eating would provide.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Do you hate me as well? If so, I can understand - I am perfect after all, and people love to hate and destroy perfection.

But what about Axius - he's a wounded old bird exiled to the bitter climes of Cleveland and most certainly not perfect. No reason to hate him.

You know - an interesting experiment for you should you care to try it...eat one of your mother in law's meals blindfolded. You can't look at it at all beforehand or know what it is. I wonder if taking away your sight would improve your feelings towards the meal.

Might be more tolerable. And if not, there's always the amusing conversation starter that you wearing a blindfold while eating would provide.

Oh, i hate you above all!

I'm always telling people hating others is the best way to move forward, i keep telling everyone building bridges is for pussies and and my extremely tolerant views are seen as the best in the world. Only you are in the way of me taking over the title as the most awesome person in the world.

So okay, i might only hate painting. But painting a log cabin that my dear old and with bad eye sight fil had gone through once with a primar paint was hell. The real paint only sticks to spots where the first layer wasn't applied ( that was of course an invisible kind of thing. Fun!) and then right after you start he says"funny, they said a log would take three times more of this stuff. I got tons left."

So i actually had to paint it by hand to ensure a good layer, an even layer.

And then my mil did all the foods.

I swear to god, she tries to kill me with a plate every time. They look like puke, they taste like shit and only a Canadian could exit the table politely

[UncleWede]

Find me the shirt and I would paint for you. I actually enjoy it (long as my flowing locks don't get blown into a wet wall)

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh, i hate you above all!

I'm always telling people hating others is the best way to move forward, i keep telling everyone building bridges is for pussies and and my extremely tolerant views are seen as the best in the world. Only you are in the way of me taking over the title as the most awesome person in the world.

So okay, i might only hate painting. But painting a log cabin that my dear old and with bad eye sight fil had gone through once with a primar paint was hell. The real paint only sticks to spots where the first layer wasn't applied ( that was of course an invisible kind of thing. Fun!) and then right after you start he says"funny, they said a log would take three times more of this stuff. I got tons left."

So i actually had to paint it by hand to ensure a good layer, an even layer.

And then my mil did all the foods.

I swear to god, she tries to kill me with a plate every time. They look like puke, they taste like shit and only a Canadian could exit the table politely

Well written - made me laugh!

Part of me wants to try these MIL food stuffs...just to see if they are as bad as you say.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Well written - made me laugh!

Part of me wants to try these MIL food stuffs...just to see if they are as bad as you say.

She makes my recipes since the kids are used to them. She just modifies them a bit...

You want examples? I can spend the evening telling you them, and I'll even text ax to post pics.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Find me the shirt and I would paint for you. I actually enjoy it (long as my flowing locks don't get blown into a wet wall)

I don't mind painting, but the primer paint layer made it hell and quite frankly, I'm better at lifting logs, hammering things down, and hanging on ladders. I'm awesomely cool with that all since i enjoy the physical labor.

But damn the primer that was in no way well spread, and it was done with a spray gun so basically i spent my time painting an M2, then go look from further away while the paint dried so i could see what was coloring and how and then back up to redo it all again while doing the next block.

I mean it's fun, if you can eat every day! If not you have to question everything you thought you knew about slavery of tue modern days. Some people clearly are dumb enough to deserve the faith.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

But what about Axius - he's a wounded old bird exiled to the bitter climes of Cleveland and most certainly not perfect. No reason to hate him.

You know how they say they send old people to Florida to die?


Well they send people to Cleveland that they want to end up clinically depressed.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You know how they say they send old people to Florida to die?


Well they send people to Cleveland that they want to end up clinically depressed.

You poor thing, you want me to send my mil to cook you some pick me up foods?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

You poor thing, you want me to send my mil to cook you some pick me up foods?

Appreciate the offer, but drove past a farm the other day and the pig mash looked MUCH more appetizing. (Plus it's a lot closer!)

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Appreciate the offer, but drove past a farm the other day and the pig mash looked MUCH more appetizing. (Plus it's a lot closer!)

Text me dork,i don't have your number!

I swear to god i only believe in violence when it comes to producers of bad food and penguin molesters.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Text me dork,i don't have your number!

I swear to god i only believe in violence when it comes to producers of bad food and penguin molesters.

UncleWede - it's a fine line you are walking right now you poor old sod...apparently some species of the bird family are off limits according to Lups.

Please stick to the chickens and the roosters that you're used to.
I know you are going to have it your way or nothing at all,
But I think you are moving too fast.

That is, if you want to ever use her brushes.

On the other hand, it might be interesting to experience a Lups type of violence. I mean, how violent can a pacifist who doesn't condone violence really be? Plus, I wonder if she hits like a girl....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

UncleWede - it's a fine line you are walking right now you poor old sod...apparently some species of the bird family are off limits according to Lups.

Please stick to the chickens and the roosters that you're used to.
I know you are going to have it your way or nothing at all,
But I think you are moving too fast.

That is, if you want to ever use her brushes.

On the other hand, it might be interesting to experience a Lups type of violence. I mean, how violent can a pacifist who doesn't condone violence really be? Plus, I wonder if she hits like a girl....

You know i suck at being a pacifist. It's true i can't throw a punch but I'm epic at kicking.

Don't ruin my image man! And penguins have feelings too!

[Joekerr]

I snuck a song reference in there - knowing you would not get it because it was not metal.

Have you ever watched Million Dollar Listing New York....guy on there (Fredrik) who is Swedish (I know, I'm certain there are marked differences between that and Finnish), likes to do high kicks and say something in Swedish from time to time. Mentally, I'm probably just going to picture you doing something of the same. I do like the show though I can't see how anyone has the money to be able to live in New York based on the house prices shown.