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      06-06-2017, 09:07 AM   #50271
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What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread #3

I love to start some new bollox here, whos with me?
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      06-06-2017, 09:29 AM   #50272
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      06-06-2017, 09:50 AM   #50273
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He's been wandering for far too long
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      06-06-2017, 10:00 AM   #50274
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      06-06-2017, 10:07 AM   #50275
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This thread needs more chicks ..
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      06-06-2017, 10:32 AM   #50276
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This thread needs more chicks ..
There's a whole new thread dedicated to that - post there, not here. I like to know approximately what I'm clicking on.
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      06-06-2017, 11:00 AM   #50277
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There's a whole new thread dedicated to that - post there, not here. I like to know approximately what I'm clicking on.
I mean female persons , not pics !

And yes I saw already 2 hours ago the new chick pic thread => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1391707

BTW...Watch your language .I like to know approximately what I'm clicking on.
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      06-06-2017, 01:51 PM   #50278
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I got you, my man. I hope you like em blonde.

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      06-06-2017, 02:05 PM   #50279
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      06-07-2017, 08:26 AM   #50280
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If I put in non synthetic oil in my N54, will it blow up?

I'm looking at a 2002 745LI with 224K miles. What known issue's do they have?

Possible to get carbon fiber tires to match my carbon fiber trim?

My car is only making 24,875HP. What's wrong?

Car down on power, dealer wants $3.6M to fix. Why so much?
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      06-07-2017, 08:47 AM   #50281
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If I put in non synthetic oil in my N54, will it blow up?

I'm looking at a 2002 745LI with 224K miles. What known issue's do they have?

Possible to get carbon fiber tires to match my carbon fiber trim?

My car is only making 24,875HP. What's wrong?

Car down on power, dealer wants $3.6M to fix. Why so much?

Why do my run flats ride harsh/always pop/develop bubbles?

How far can I drive with a failed water pump?

How do I get 1000hp out of my N54 while only spending $20?

If you have an X-drive you must not drive a real BMW.

RWD BMWs can climb any snow covered vertical incline with any tires.

Watch my exhaust video that shows my license plate and me running all the stop signs in my neighborhood.

My N54 runs rough and I have a CEL but didn't pull the codes. Whats my issue?
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      06-07-2017, 09:59 AM   #50282
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      06-07-2017, 01:05 PM   #50283
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My car is only making 24,875HP. What's wrong?
Look into synthetic blinker fluid
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      06-07-2017, 01:51 PM   #50284
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Look into synthetic blinker fluid
My rear view mirror is blinking so which fluid to replace first?
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      06-07-2017, 03:37 PM   #50285
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I'm just here for the comments....and pizza....and Cheetos's....and beer....
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      06-07-2017, 04:21 PM   #50286
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I'm just here for the comments....and pizza....and Cheetos's....and beer....and poultry
FTFY for the main ingredient.
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      06-07-2017, 04:50 PM   #50287
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      06-07-2017, 07:09 PM   #50288
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This thread needs more chicks ..
I got you, my man. I hope you like em blonde.

I AM the chick whisperer.
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      06-08-2017, 01:08 PM   #50289
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      06-08-2017, 04:08 PM   #50290
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I'm just here for the comments....and pizza....and Cheetos's....and beer....
Wait, I thought that was Lups
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      06-08-2017, 04:11 PM   #50291
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