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      05-26-2017, 05:17 PM   #50183
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Wouldn't have mattered. I still pulled away....

The M3 is making north of 500 BHP - I think 475 at the wheels?
Still NO timeslip or VBOX numbers!

The quickest tuned fbo 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.6 and a stock M4 11.6xx.

All the video proves is Your buddy doesnt know how to drive a MT.
And yet - none of these have run the 1/2 mile....with a documented time at the 1/2 mile event, where only trap speed matters.
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And yet - none of these have run the 1/2 mile....
if you run the 1/4 in 12.5 sec i doubt you'll reel-in a tuned M4 at the 1/2 mile point.
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And yet - none of these have run the 1/2 mile....
if you run the 1/4 in 12.5 sec i doubt you'll reel-in a tuned M4 at the 1/2 mile point.
You know what they say about assumptions.....that I run 12's in the 1/4.
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You know what they say about assumptions.....that I run 12's in the 1/4.
what do you run in the 1/4 mile then?
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You know what they say about assumptions.....that I run 12's in the 1/4.
what do you run in the 1/4 mile then?
11's as I said. Somewhere around 120 trap.

Ive only ran 1/4 a couple times and don't drag race this car - will do 1/2 mile events though.

The times on that list are well known in the 335d community. The top guy has spent years getting his times down and trap up.

Seems to be obsessed with the smallest details.
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11's as I said. Somewhere around 120 trap.

Ive only ran 1/4 a couple times and don't drag race this car - will do 1/2 mile events though.

The times on that list are well known in the 335d community. The top guy has spent years getting his times down and trap up.

Seems to be with the smallest details.
how about a timeslip?
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11's as I said. Somewhere around 120 trap.

Ive only ran 1/4 a couple times and don't drag race this car - will do 1/2 mile events though.

The times on that list are well known in the 335d community. The top guy has spent years getting his times down and trap up.

Seems to be with the smallest details.
how about a timeslip?
Don't keep trophies.

But you're more than welcome to see these tail lights in person.
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Don't keep trophies.

But you're more than welcome to see these tail lights in person.

In other words No timeslips to back up your claims.
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Don't keep trophies.

But you're more than welcome to see these tail lights in person.

In other words No timeslips to back up your claims.
What claim??

That I beat a tuned F80 M3 in a 1/2 mile event on video..?

Or that I ran 145.xx into a 5-7 mph headwind from a dig at said 1/2 mile....also on video?

Or that Wannagofast documents and posts the 1/2 speeds...?
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What claim??

That I beat a tuned F80 M3 in a 1/2 mile event on video..?

Or that I ran 145.xx into a 5-7 mph headwind from a dig at said 1/2 mile....also on video?

Or that Wannagofast documents and posts the 1/2 speeds...?

Didn't they give you timeslips like with the other guys at the same event?

A tuned M4 should trap in the 150's that's faster than your claimed 145.xxx mph.

You're willing to post videos but not timeslips.
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What claim??

That I beat a tuned F80 M3 in a 1/2 mile event on video..?

Or that I ran 145.xx into a 5-7 mph headwind from a dig at said 1/2 mile....also on video?

Or that Wannagofast documents and posts the 1/2 speeds...?

Didn't they give you timeslips like with the other guys at the same event?

A tuned M4 should trap in the 150's that's faster than your claimed 145.xxx mph.

You're willing to post videos but not timeslips.
Don't need time slips....

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Don't need time slips....

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I was there both days when the Lamborghini hit 245 on Saturday and the 250.xx on Sunday.

That was insane.
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Don't need time slips....

Thanks, you made my point.

Your buddy is a bad MT driver, a tuned M4 traps in the 150's not 139mph.

Look at the first line of the results below.
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Don't need time slips....

Thanks, you made my point.

Your buddy is a bad MT driver, a tuned M4 traps in the 150's not 139mph.


Look at the first line of the results below.
That M4 is 550 whp...? And only beat my little diesel by 3 mph

A $14k car beating a $85k car

I ran 145 (148 time adjusted for head wind) on this particular day and time.

If you want to test the diesel - come to this event next year.

You line up against the car and driver beside you and go.
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I ran 145 (148 time adjusted for head wind) on this particular day and time.

If you want to test the diesel - come to this event next year.

You line up against the car and driver beside you and go.
Tuned F8X run the 1/2 mile in the mid 150's, you managed to find a guy who runs the 1/2 in a tuned M3 in 139 mph, congrats! lol
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I ran 145 (148 time adjusted for head wind) on this particular day and time.

If you want to test the diesel - come to this event next year.

You line up against the car and driver beside you and go.
Tuned F8X run the 1/2 mile in the mid 150's, you managed to find a guy who runs the 1/4 in a tuned M3 in 139 mph, congrats! lol
And a $80k car with another $15k in mods is 3 mph faster than my diesel BMW.

I can live with that - until I upgrade the fuel pump, injectors and Valve Springs and run 55 lbs of boost....and 155-160 in the half mile.

Also - just realized how well the little 3.0 diesel did compared to most cars on that list....
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And a $80k car with another $15k in mods is 3 mph faster than my diesel BMW.

I can live with that - until I upgrade the fuel pump, injectors and Valve Springs and run 55 lbs of boost....and 155-160 in the half mile.

Also - just realized how well the little 3.0 diesel did compared to most cars on that list....
Not bad, you were also running downhill. hahaha

Your car would run low 12's at a legit dragstrip.
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