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      05-26-2017, 11:35 AM   #50161
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Did a small burn out into the garage, there must be flown a little chain lube onto one side of my bikes rear tire and as I'd turned into a sharper left, suddenly the tire was gone! So I'd decided to burn some superficial rubber onto middle and left mid-lane and now its fine again.
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Mike I thought shit is always dead ?
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depends on what you mean by shit- like actual shit, sure, but in a metaphorical sense this thread isn't hopping like it once was!
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Mike I thought shit is always dead ?
Quite the contrary. It is full of bacteria and other living microorganisms.

Which sort of begs the question - if you don't know shit, why should we listen to you on any other subject?
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Quite the contrary. It is full of bacteria and other living microorganisms.

Which sort of begs the question - if you don't know shit, why should we listen to you on any other subject?
Yeah right Ceasar..I'm sure you saw your Roman 5H1T moving in your toilet !
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      05-26-2017, 02:24 PM   #50167
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anyone want to see the videos of me putting bus lengths on a new F80 Comp Package M3 whilst driving my little 335 diesel...?
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anyone want to see the videos of me putting bus lengths on a new F80 Comp Package M3 whilst driving my little 335 diesel...?
Of course we/I are really curious...
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Two videos - 1st one is the Fly 360 from the F80 M3. FYI - the guy driving the F80 is the tuner for Bimmer Performance Center, the company that tuned my 335d. The F80 also has a tune, I don't know to what extent exactly.



2nd video is from my GoPro. You can see his car disappear in the rear view mirror and then my side mirror



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This was *NOT* about turns my friend . He actually did a great pull
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Two videos - 1st one is the Fly 360 from the F80 M3. FYI - the guy driving the F80 is the tuner for Bimmer Performance Center, the company that tuned my 335d. The F80 also has a tune, I don't know to what extent exactly.



2nd video is from my GoPro. You can see his car disappear in the rear view mirror and then my side mirror



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Awesome !

You had the best traction off the line , while the ///M3 had his hands full with serious wheel spin !
Great pull man , and your 335D ? Great power and it sounds really fantastic for a diesel !
Thanks for sharing
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Guys check this out ! => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1388450
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Two videos - 1st one is the Fly 360 from the F80 M3. FYI - the guy driving the F80 is the tuner for Bimmer Performance Center, the company that tuned my 335d. The F80 also has a tune, I don't know to what extent exactly.



2nd video is from my GoPro. You can see his car disappear in the rear view mirror and then my side mirror



Roll. Coal.
The guy obviously doesn't know how to drive a MT. lol
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I'm trying to decide whether this is the list of people you are trying to get an opinion from, or whether it is your list of people who you want to run a train on Miss Piggy and Firecrotch....



btw...thanks for leaving me off the list. Really feeling valued on the forums these days...not only is my opinion not valued, we have at least one member who would actively like to hunt me right Mr Tonka ?
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I'm at the track myself today some 4 ft tall asian just had issue in his f80 m3
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I forgot to mention about a 5 to 8 mile an hour headwind, adjusted speed around 150.

That's not bad for a little diesel.

The best part-averaged 42 miles per gallon on the trip down and back.
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Two videos - 1st one is the Fly 360 from the F80 M3. FYI - the guy driving the F80 is the tuner for Bimmer Performance Center, the company that tuned my 335d. The F80 also has a tune, I don't know to what extent exactly.



2nd video is from my GoPro. You can see his car disappear in the rear view mirror and then my side mirror



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The guy obviously doesn't know how to drive a MT. lol
Wouldn't have mattered. I still pulled away....

The M3 is making north of 500 BHP - I think 475 at the wheels?
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Wouldn't have mattered. I still pulled away....

The M3 is making north of 500 BHP - I think 475 at the wheels?
Still NO timeslip or VBOX numbers!

The quickest tuned fbo 335d in the country runs the 1/4 in 11.6 and a stock M4 11.6xx.

All the video proves is Your buddy doesnt know how to drive a MT.
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