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UncleWede · 05-11-2017, 12:18 PM

2 days ago I put the eggs in one of those fancy egg makers, and one explodes all over inside and cooks into a smelly mess. Took it outside and left in the back of my truck until I could take it home and clean with vinegar AND bleach.

Bring it back today and go to put the little hole in the top of the egg, and the whole thing disintegrates into a green glob in my hand. Luckily I have a spare shirt at work. Even with enzymatic cleaner, Lysol, and scent candles we are having a difficult time breathing.

Tomorrow, I'm having cereal. Dry.

///M Power-Belgium · 05-11-2017, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Only had 4 beers yesterday.

William I believe you , because your post sounds really sober and I didn't saw that from you in the last years !

Anyway cheers from *Ambiorix* my friend

nyalpine90 · 05-11-2017, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

2 days ago I put the eggs in one of those fancy egg makers, and one explodes all over inside and cooks into a smelly mess. Took it outside and left in the back of my truck until I could take it home and clean with vinegar AND bleach.

Bring it back today and go to put the little hole in the top of the egg, and the whole thing disintegrates into a green glob in my hand. Luckily I have a spare shirt at work. Even with enzymatic cleaner, Lysol, and scent candles we are having a difficult time breathing.

Tomorrow, I'm having cereal. Dry.

i think you should do it one more time and record it!
post it on youtube and chachinnggggg!!!

UncleWede · 05-11-2017, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i think you should do it one more time and record it!
post it on youtube and chachinnggggg!!!

I've washed my hands more than a usual whole day so far, and I can still detect it (want to sniff my GF?) Not worth the hassle to setup a channel, and bimmette isn't around to post for me

bimmette · 05-11-2017, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i think you should do it one more time and record it!
post it on youtube and chachinnggggg!!!

I've washed my hands more than a usual whole day so far, and I can still detect it (want to sniff my GF?) Not worth the hassle to setup a channel, and bimmette isn't around to post for me

The lesson here is simple: Don't cook.

Banana Hammock · 05-11-2017, 04:03 PM

UncleWede · 05-11-2017, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by snack attack

DRY cereal, dry. The only risk will be an explosion of the dust when I pour it into the bowl, and I'm going to be careful to avoid open flame

capo180 · 05-11-2017, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by snack attack

DRY cereal, dry. The only risk will be an explosion of the dust when I pour it into the bowl, and I'm going to be careful to avoid open flame

Watch it. The LEL of cereal dust is quite low.

Banana Hammock · 05-11-2017, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by capo180

Watch it. The LEL of cereal dust is quite low.

Fire in the hole?

UncleWede · 05-12-2017, 10:49 AM

Store-bought cookie and a cup of decaf this morning. No fire as of yet. . .

///M Power-Belgium · 05-12-2017, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by snack attack

Fire in the hole

You need lube my friend....Lube

///M Power-Belgium · 05-12-2017, 10:57 AM

WTF Merica ?!?! => http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...b050bdca5fa8cd

Banana Hammock · 05-12-2017, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You need lube my friend....Lube

///M Power-Belgium · 05-12-2017, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by snack attack

I'm sure the link in post # 14299 is worse

UncleWede · 05-15-2017, 02:39 PM

Seed-tape. What a grand idea! Now I just have to get the dirt ready, dig a little trench, and lay the seed tape in a straight line down the middle. Works great (at least planting) for carrots and lettuce. Those damn seeds are so tiny I can never get them in the ground with more than a few huge piles.

I guess it comes from Bugs. Those rows of carrots were just so straight, perfectly spaced, just disappearing in perfect order into the holes.

nyalpine90 · 05-17-2017, 09:22 AM

sup
whats for breakfast?

shockin330i · 05-17-2017, 03:01 PM

Frosted flakes

///M Power-Belgium · 05-17-2017, 06:40 PM

Here 2 steaks at midnight .

Mr.SugarSkulls · 05-18-2017, 06:12 AM

NOOOOOOOOOO

not chris Cornell

Fuck nirvana/Pearl Jam- the real talent out of Seattle has always been sound garden. This seriously hurts

RIP

Dang3r · 05-19-2017, 04:19 AM

Yeah, much too soon. Somethings wrong into the universe...

The Automotive Enthusiast · 05-19-2017, 01:37 PM

Gradumatated Grad school.

I have too much free time on my hands now. Not sure what to do.

///M Power-Belgium · 05-19-2017, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mo@BMWofFairfax

Gradumatated Grad school.

I have too much free time on my hands now. Not sure what to do.

Wash your car and detail it .

05-11-2017, 12:18 PM	#50095
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05-12-2017, 10:49 AM	#50104
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05-12-2017, 10:57 AM	#50106
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05-15-2017, 02:39 PM	#50109
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18404 Rep 9,420 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Seed-tape. What a grand idea! Now I just have to get the dirt ready, dig a little trench, and lay the seed tape in a straight line down the middle. Works great (at least planting) for carrots and lettuce. Those damn seeds are so tiny I can never get them in the ground with more than a few huge piles. I guess it comes from Bugs. Those rows of carrots were just so straight, perfectly spaced, just disappearing in perfect order into the holes.
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05-17-2017, 09:22 AM	#50110
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05-17-2017, 03:01 PM	#50111
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05-17-2017, 06:40 PM	#50112
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05-18-2017, 06:12 AM	#50113
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05-19-2017, 01:37 PM	#50115
The Automotive Enthusiast Retired BMW Genius 2951 Rep 3,404 Posts Drives: 2018 Audi S5 Coupe Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (1)	Gradumatated Grad school. I have too much free time on my hands now. Not sure what to do.
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